Rest Assured, David Cook and David Archuleta Do Not Have Swine Flu

Posted by thefunnystone on May 15th, 2009 at 10:03 AM
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No idea why this is news... but when Gaspy and Big Head when to the Phillipines to perform, they were stopped by local officials to check for Swine Flu. The two called their lawyers and didn't want to be tested, but eventually submitted once they found out they could be arrested for refusing. No word on why these 2 were tested, yet the former Idol who looks most like a pig, Carly Smithson, has not yet been quarantined.

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A-Jacks, you're thinking of Ann Marie Boskovich. She's hot, which means you're way off. Neither of them sing that great, but Stevie was way worse.



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					Posted: May 17, 2009 - 12:33pm
					  
				

			

				





		
			
			
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MANILA, Philippines—Media people who attended the press conference of Idols David Cook and David Archuleta were given instructions not to ask three questions.


The off-limits topics included: (2) Archuleta’s fascination for local diva Regine Velasquez; and (3) rumors concerning Archuleta’s gender.


??????? Is Archie a woman now?



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		







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^^^^^ LOL...except that gender refers to your identity, not your biological sex.  We tend to use the terms gender and sex interchangeably, even though gender is far more complex a concept than masculine/male or feminine/female.  I'm thinking they were making an implication about his sexuality, not his sex, which is still amusing in the context you found it in.



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Customs officials, not familiar with Archuleta, were probably worried he was sick with the swine flu when (wheeeeze) he started (wheeeeze) to answer (wheeeeeze) their questions (wheeeeze.)



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		





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