No idea why this is news... but when Gaspy and Big Head when to the Phillipines to perform, they were stopped by local officials to check for Swine Flu. The two called their lawyers and didn't want to be tested, but eventually submitted once they found out they could be arrested for refusing. No word on why these 2 were tested, yet the former Idol who looks most like a pig, Carly Smithson, has not yet been quarantined.
Rest Assured, David Cook and David Archuleta Do Not Have Swine Flu
Fri, 05/15/2009 - 17:35 — thefunnystone
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Customs officials, not
Customs officials, not familiar with Archuleta, were probably worried he was sick with the swine flu when (wheeeeze) he started (wheeeeze) to answer (wheeeeeze) their questions (wheeeeze.)
Check this out! MANILA,
Check this out!
MANILA, Philippines—Media people who attended the press conference of Idols David Cook and David Archuleta were given instructions not to ask three questions.
The off-limits topics included: (2) Archuleta’s fascination for local diva Regine Velasquez; and (3) rumors concerning Archuleta’s gender.
??????? Is Archie a woman now?
^^^^^ LOL...except that
^^^^^ LOL...except that gender refers to your identity, not your biological sex. We tend to use the terms gender and sex interchangeably, even though gender is far more complex a concept than masculine/male or feminine/female. I'm thinking they were making an implication about his sexuality, not his sex, which is still amusing in the context you found it in.
A-Jacks, you're thinking of
A-Jacks, you're thinking of Ann Marie Boskovich. She's hot, which means you're way off. Neither of them sing that great, but Stevie was way worse.
My favorite line of the
My favorite line of the article:
"The heart-throbs, who are set to perform Saturday at a Manila shopping mall...."
Shades of Tiffany. How appropriate.
"No idea why this is news...
"No idea why this is news... "
It isn't news, it's fark.
Swine flu? I do not smell
Swine flu? I do not smell swine flu at them. They just sing to their fans.
Personally I think all
Personally I think all Mormons ned to get tested, they don't nessecairly have swine flu but something has to be making them all crazy.
Is Michael Johns mounting Cook from behind?
Ain't Stevie the girl that
Ain't Stevie the girl that they told to go put on makeup and come back later, then she came back looking exactly the same and they acted like she was the second coming of Celine Dion? That made me make the Scooby Face.
Thank God those two are
Thank God those two are allright.
A-jacks and Dave arre both
A-jacks and Dave arre both wrong. The real Idol pig was Stevie Wright.
I feel sorry for Cook being molested by ADB.
How long are they both going
How long are they both going to be there? I suppose there's no real hope of seeing them locked up overseas in the next few days... shame.
Why would they refuse to get
Why would they refuse to get tested? What's the big deal? Oh and what you said about Carly was hilarious. I spit out my water all over my desk.
SHEEEEE-IT that's cuz Carly
SHEEEEE-IT that's cuz Carly doesn't resemble a pig. You're thinking of Scott Savol. Carly resembles a braying hyena.