Don't Worry Everyone - Paula Abdul is Still on the Drugs

Posted by thefunnystone on May 7th, 2009 at 1:25 PM
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After Paula Abdul outed her struggle with overcoming addictive painkillers to Ladies Home Journal, Ms. Rehabdul now says she never said that. A Dallas radio show asked Paula if it was hard to talk about her past addiciton, Paula said, "I didn't. I was quoted as saying something I didn't say... It was very stressful for me to hear that and to be quoted saying something. I never said. I've never checked into a rehab clinic. I've never been addicted or abused drugs, and I've never abused alcohol. I've never even been drunk in my life." So what does this mean? Paula's still on the sauce and can't even remember outing herself as an addict. Truly sad! But at least this gives us hope that she'll do something else miraculously stupid on Idol this week when she takes the drugs she doesn't take.

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Ms Songbird
Posted: May 7, 2009 - 2:54pm
Joined: 06 Apr 2009

This makes me laugh so hard. Sure, Paula... we're really going to believe you've never been addicted to pills or drugs or anything in your life. (;

'When she takes the drugs she doesn't take."
^ Best line! LMAO!

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oomagooma
Posted: May 7, 2009 - 3:31pm
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watching that "performance" was painful. my 78 year old granny moves better than paula. kinda' sad...

did anyone get the impression that seacrap was trying to get her to announce she was leaving the show after her little number?

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MissDaisy
Posted: May 7, 2009 - 3:35pm
Joined: 28 Mar 2007

After her "performance" she went back stage and popped 20 pain killers :-P

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Posted: May 7, 2009 - 3:43pm
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Dr Sick
Posted: May 7, 2009 - 4:40pm
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I still like her better than Kara. Kara is so Meagan's Law, Creepy Cougar

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Sensei Bolo
Posted: May 7, 2009 - 5:44pm
Joined: 07 May 2009

OK people, looooooooooooooooooooong time lurker and voter for the worst but this is my actual first post, ever.I love how she's never said she's checked into rehab. She checked into a place here in my town (really Tulsa, Nagasaki is my wrestling hometown) quite a few years back that was for drug abusers, eating disorders, and mental illness. To tell you how far back this was, she was still married to Emilio Estevez.

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Ja Mere KuN Daghar
Posted: May 7, 2009 - 5:55pm
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chikkijaxun
Posted: May 7, 2009 - 6:07pm
Joined: 26 Feb 2009

"I've never checked into a rehab clinic."

It's safe to say she's still on the pills, how else would she have had an assisted cartwheel and sing during her performance? Was she trying to show America how to be an Amerian Idol? Perhaps she better go back to the 80's where you could win money at the local bar doing lipsynching.

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Yukon Bloamie
Posted: May 7, 2009 - 6:28pm
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Pauler is too stoned to ever remember being drunk.

Circuit Rider
Posted: May 7, 2009 - 7:10pm
Joined: 30 Apr 2009

Well, Sensei, I know she struggled with an eating disorder a long time ago, so that may have been why she was in rehab that time.

But it's almost a relief to think that she's still on drugs. It explains her loopy behavior this season (I love that you shop in the women's department! Not a lot of men do that!) that would be even more worrisome if she were sober.