| sanjayaisasuperstar |
 Posted: May 1, 2009 - 4:57pm |
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Sasha's letter, while classic, seems TOO good. Is that you, Saquisha-Misha?
Jerilyn, you are genius.
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| Cyanide |
| Posted: May 1, 2009 - 5:09pm |
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Ooh, I like Mel. Can we keep him/her?
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Can you stand up?
I do believe its working. Good.
That’ll keep you going for the show.
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| Scott Baio |
| Posted: May 1, 2009 - 5:09pm |
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Oops, skipped a few!
Casey: An eloquent, logical, well-supported statement with the facts to back it up! Good work, Professor!
Mel: Civil commenters? Go fuck yourself, you asshole! Oh yeah, I guess I see what you mean.
Jay: America, fuck yeah! I love you self-important, pseudo-patriotic dipshits who feel you have to inject politics into every situation in order to sound edumacated and above us all. What book were you reading while you came to an internet site dedicated to a popular television show to post a comment? Anna Karenina? Some Nietzsche, perhaps? I'm sure you don't even own a television because it rots the minds of all of us "sheeple." Am I correct? I doubt it. Instead, you are more likely a hypocritical loser who chronically masturbates to such high art as "Knight Rider." Enjoy your lonely life, Captain Brainiac!
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| Lighten Up |
| Posted: May 1, 2009 - 5:13pm |
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Mailbag is love!
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| seansmama |
| Posted: May 1, 2009 - 5:37pm |
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Dear Jerilyn:
This problem is well known and AI has fixed it. Next week, continue to dial for contestant number 5. When the recording says "thanks for voting", slowly speak the name of the contestant you are voting for into the phone receiver (i.e., Aaadddaaammm). The phone company will log your vote based on the name you said, just in case you dialed for the wrong person.
Thanks for your comment and happy voting.
signed
AI phone crew
PS- your vote doesn't matter anyway, we fixed the competition a long time ago. Thanks for watching.
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| Ssssophiie |
| Posted: May 1, 2009 - 5:40pm |
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"BECUZ U R MAKE DEATH THRETS TO DANNYS WIFE!!!!!!!!!"
lmao oh gosh
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| Love.Angel.Musi... |
| Posted: May 1, 2009 - 5:52pm |
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hey "sasha." how the heck is VFTW making threats to danny's dead wife when shes already dead?
btw, i love AI and VFTW even tho u guys make fun of it. :]]
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| Analog_Kid |
| Posted: May 1, 2009 - 5:59pm |
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Jerilyn:
You caught us. Our dirty scheme didn't work. We are part of a sinister cabal along with the Freemasons, Shriners, Jesuits, Zionists, Illuminati, blood-drinking Reptilians, Unitarians and Girl Scouts Of America to siphon off telephone votes from American Idol contestant Adam Lambert, or as we like to call him, Mr. Big. How did you know??? Please don't tell anyone else. It'll be our little secret, 'kay?
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Like a flower in the desert... That only blooms at night... I will quietly resist - Rush
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| screaminmeammies |
| Posted: May 1, 2009 - 6:44pm |
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Baio's back! Yay! Slightly disjointed and senile but he's back!
STUPID MIRROR KRAKING BI*TCHES! isn't quite as good as the f*ckboob rant but not bad, not bad.
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| TheDancingCookie |
| Posted: May 1, 2009 - 7:13pm |
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My favourite this mailbag is Krista for proving that we are ruining this show for other people. Thanks Krista, nice to know our work is having an effect.
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I hope I’m writing to the right person. On Tue. April 28th I voted for Adam on the phone. His number was suppose to be 10, so when I called your phone # and put 10 at the end of the #, it said thank you for voting for #5 instead of 10. I tried it one more time and it did it again, so I stopped because I wanted Adam not someone else. If Adam had of been the one to leave on Wed. that would have been because your voting system was cheating him out of his calls. Please fix that problem.
-Jerilyn
YOU ALL, should be disgusted with yourself's. I hope you don't look in mirrors because they would KRAK due to your hideous faces! YOU PICKED MY FAVORITE SCOTT AND HE GOT ELIMINATED...I BLAME YOU! I was bawling my eyes out when he left and you MOCK him. I hated your cruel way of making VFTW in BRAILLE?! ARE YOU THAT F***ING cruel! HE IS AN INSPIRATION and I am sure NONE of you LOSIERS inspire anyone. I WISH YOU NOTHING BUT THE WORST YOU STUPID MIRROR KRAKING BI*TCHES!
-ScottMacLove17
I was reading about why you started this site and I have a question for you?? If you hate American Idol so much why do you even bother to watch it and run this site?? If you despise it so much YOU SHOULDN’T BE WATCHING IT!! Why would you put yourself through it if it makes you miserable. Surely there are other shows that you could watch and stop ruining for those people like me who actually enjoy it. YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH IT, YOU DON’T HAVE TO WATCH IT. This site is getting so old and should have been stopped years ago.
-Krista
You guys are a bunch of fucking retarded turds. How do you explain the fact that two of the AI contestants that you take credit for keeping on the show are voted off in successive weeks?
-Roy
Wow. You guys are such tools.
-Casey
I was seriously tempted to send this with no capitalization, no punctuation, a ton of typos, and all in caps, but I just couldn't bring myself to do it.
I wanted to say that, I am no fan of AI. In fact, I have never seen a single episode live. I cannot bring myself to support TPTB or FOX. But, I am a fan of singing/singers/talent shows and every week I faithfully log onto VFTW, read your analyses (in particular Dr.Chan) and then watch the performances (minus the judges self righteous blather) on Youtube. Then the next day, I check in with you guys to see who was voted out, no results show necessary. Thanks for letting me enjoy the good (the musical performances, be they good or bad), and skip the bad (the results crud) and the ugly (the four idiots) in half the time it would take to actually watch the dreck.
Oh, and as if that weren't enough, you ALSO provide a mailbag. Wheeeeee, what fun.
You guys certainly provide a great public service, if only some of the commenters could be a little more civil, it would be the perfect site. But I guess there are morons everywhere.
PS, can I be an honorary fuckboob? I can't really call myself a worster, since I've never voted.
-Mel
If people cared as much about this nation as they do about pop culture perhaps we wouldn't
be in such an awful mess. Instead of wasting time watching a show you apparently don't
care about, read a frickin' book, losers!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Jay
You are a stupid retard (dave)
-Gokeylover
OMG!!! take ur site down NOW! u r SO imature ur just JELOUS that DANNY GOKEY can sing better then ANY OF U! i think all u RETARDS r just sad becuz u tried out for ai and didnt get THRU! hahaha i figurd u out!!! anywayz u r SO imature! y r u makin fun of danny HES SO NICE AND A GREAT SINGER STFU! and u make fun of him for his wife THAT IS SO MEAN! how wuld U feel if U were him???? also GET A LIFE! NOBODY CARES ABOUT U UR VOTES DONT MATTER AT ALL, they dont do NETHING at ALL they do NOTHING RETARDS!!!!!
ULL PAY FOR ALL THIS I SWEAR MY FRIENDS DAD IS A LAWYER AND ILL GET UR SITE TAKEN DOWN BECUZ U R MAKE DEATH THRETS TO DANNYS WIFE!!!!!!!!!
-Sasha
Get it through you retarded head, you had no impact tonight ! Lil was safe because all the black people are voting for her. You gutless people outsmarted yourself , you voted for a person who was going to advance because she is getting the black vote.
-ChiStormSoccer
Hi! I am a new fan of VFTW! Ive only payed attention to idol season 1, 7 and 8. It can be so boring sometimes, and VFTW brings on an alternative! You guys are HILARIOUS & i FUCKING love you!
-Kris
Dear VFTW,when I first watched AI(Starting with 5)my sis told me about you,and I was so PO at even the idea of of such a site!This continued for the next 2 seasons,and then I finally paided a visit to you site.The moment I laid eyes on it,you converted me to the funside instantly!All your work on this site was just incredibile,and starting with S8,I'm completely supporting you!(Too bad Megan's out,huh?)You people really make me smile and I just want to say keep up the goodwork!And to all the people who are Fatards,get over yourselves!Let us have our fun!And I'd rather be a "F***boob" (From the last update) than a fantard,cause F***boob feels so impowering!Thanks again!Long live VFTW!(Or at least til Idol crashes)
-Converted
I just wanted to tell all of you that your site is the best! Because of you guys I never want to miss American Idol. I used to just phase out by the time the top 12 rolled around. I used to think why I never watched it all the way through, but deep down I knew the answer (American Idol sucks!). So thank you for making my American Idol experience non-sucky.
-TJ
Hi. I like your site, but your fake sympathy towards Scott kind of offended me, you know. Um, well, I did like the braille logo, cause it looked neato and stuff, but yeah. So... um..can you PLEASE vote for Kris Allen, because the judges are being hard on him, and not LIL ROUNDS, because even though she is the worse, the judges still love her. Um, yeah. Do you watch Survivor? Well, I hope Coach goes home. He is such a creep! Next week is movie week, which should be good, right? RIGHT? Well, I think so. I think they should have TWILIGHT week, and all dress as vampires. That would be good. Or maybe DISNEY WEEK!!!!!!!111111!!!! Yes, that would be super cool. So yeah.. I am kind of rambling. So basically, I wanted to tell you that don't act like you were offended by America voting Scott off. They voted him off because he sucks, not because he is blind! Best of luck next week, I gues,s depending on who you vote for.
-Tanya
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