Mail Bag Update 5/1/09

Posted by againstallodds on May 1st, 2009 at 1:34 PM
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I hope I’m writing to the right person.  On Tue. April 28th I voted for Adam on the phone.  His number was suppose to be 10, so when I called your phone # and put 10 at the end of the #, it said thank you for voting for #5 instead of 10.  I tried it one more time and it did it again, so I stopped because I wanted Adam not someone else.  If Adam had of been the one to leave on Wed. that would have been because your voting system was cheating him out of his calls.  Please fix that problem.
-Jerilyn

YOU ALL, should be disgusted with yourself's. I hope you don't look in mirrors because they would KRAK due to your hideous faces! YOU PICKED MY FAVORITE SCOTT AND HE GOT ELIMINATED...I BLAME YOU! I was bawling my eyes out when he left and you MOCK him. I hated your cruel way of making VFTW in BRAILLE?! ARE YOU THAT F***ING cruel! HE IS AN INSPIRATION and I am sure NONE of you LOSIERS inspire anyone. I WISH YOU NOTHING BUT THE WORST YOU STUPID MIRROR KRAKING BI*TCHES!
-ScottMacLove17

I was reading about why you started this site and I have a question for you?? If you hate American Idol so much why do you even bother to watch it and run this site?? If you despise it so much YOU SHOULDN’T BE WATCHING IT!! Why would you put yourself through it if it makes you miserable. Surely there are other shows that you could watch and stop ruining for those people like me who actually enjoy it. YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH IT, YOU DON’T HAVE TO WATCH IT. This site is getting so old and should have been stopped years ago.
-Krista

You guys are a bunch of fucking retarded turds.  How do you explain the fact that two of the AI contestants that you take credit for keeping on the show are voted off in successive weeks?
-Roy

Wow. You guys are such tools.
-Casey

I was seriously tempted to send this with no capitalization, no punctuation, a ton of typos, and all in caps, but I just couldn't bring myself to do it.
I wanted to say that, I am no fan of AI.  In fact, I have never seen a single episode live.  I cannot bring myself to support TPTB or FOX.  But, I am a fan of singing/singers/talent shows and every week I faithfully log onto VFTW, read your analyses (in particular Dr.Chan) and then watch the performances (minus the judges self righteous blather) on Youtube.  Then the next day, I check in with you guys to see who was voted out, no results show necessary.  Thanks for letting me enjoy the good (the musical performances, be they good or bad), and skip the bad (the results crud) and the ugly (the four idiots) in half the time it would take to actually watch the dreck.
Oh, and as if that weren't enough, you ALSO provide a mailbag.  Wheeeeee, what fun.
You guys certainly provide a great public service, if only some of the commenters could be a little more civil, it would be the perfect site.  But I guess there are morons everywhere.
PS, can I be an honorary fuckboob?  I can't really call myself a worster, since I've never voted.
-Mel

If people cared as much about this nation as they do about pop culture perhaps we wouldn't
be in such an awful mess.  Instead of wasting time watching a show you apparently don't
care about, read a frickin' book, losers!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Jay

You are a stupid retard (dave)
-Gokeylover

OMG!!! take ur site down NOW! u r SO imature ur just JELOUS that DANNY GOKEY can sing better then ANY OF U! i think all u RETARDS r just sad becuz u tried out for ai and didnt get THRU! hahaha i figurd u out!!! anywayz u r SO imature! y r u makin fun of danny HES SO NICE AND A GREAT SINGER STFU! and u make fun of him for his wife THAT IS SO MEAN! how wuld U feel if U were him???? also GET A LIFE! NOBODY CARES ABOUT U UR VOTES DONT MATTER AT ALL, they dont do NETHING at ALL they do NOTHING RETARDS!!!!!
ULL PAY FOR ALL THIS I SWEAR MY FRIENDS DAD IS A LAWYER AND ILL GET UR SITE TAKEN DOWN BECUZ U R MAKE DEATH THRETS TO DANNYS WIFE!!!!!!!!!
-Sasha

Get it through you retarded head, you had no impact tonight ! Lil was safe because all the black people are voting for her. You gutless people outsmarted yourself , you voted for a person who was going to advance because she is getting the black vote.
-ChiStormSoccer

Hi! I am a new fan of VFTW! Ive only payed attention to idol season 1, 7 and 8. It can be so boring sometimes, and VFTW brings on an alternative! You guys are HILARIOUS & i FUCKING love you!
-Kris

Dear VFTW,when I first watched AI(Starting with 5)my sis told me about you,and I was so PO at even the idea of of such a site!This continued for the next 2 seasons,and then I finally paided a visit to you site.The moment I laid eyes on it,you converted me to the funside instantly!All your work on this site was just incredibile,and starting with S8,I'm completely supporting you!(Too bad Megan's out,huh?)You people really make me smile and I just want to say keep up the goodwork!And to all the people who are Fatards,get over yourselves!Let us have our fun!And I'd rather be a "F***boob" (From the last update) than a fantard,cause F***boob feels so impowering!Thanks again!Long live VFTW!(Or at least til Idol crashes)
-Converted

I just wanted to tell all of you that your site is the best! Because of you guys I never want to miss American Idol. I used to just phase out by the time the top 12 rolled around. I used to think why I never watched it all the way through, but deep down I knew the answer (American Idol sucks!). So thank you for making my American Idol experience non-sucky.
-TJ

Hi. I like your site, but your fake sympathy towards Scott kind of offended me, you know. Um, well, I did like the braille logo, cause it looked neato and stuff, but yeah. So... um..can you PLEASE vote for Kris Allen, because the judges are being hard on him, and not LIL ROUNDS, because even though she is the worse, the judges still love her. Um, yeah.  Do you watch Survivor? Well, I hope Coach goes home. He is such a creep! Next week is movie week, which should be good, right? RIGHT? Well, I think so. I think they should have TWILIGHT week, and all dress as vampires. That would be good.  Or maybe DISNEY WEEK!!!!!!!111111!!!! Yes, that would be super cool. So yeah.. I am kind of rambling. So basically, I wanted to tell you that don't act like you were offended by America voting Scott off. They voted him off because he sucks, not because he is blind! Best of luck next week, I gues,s depending on who you vote for.
-Tanya

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Roostah
Posted: May 1, 2009 - 2:20pm
Joined: 19 Mar 2008

Oh brother....There is just nothing to say to these tards...

Except, we better be careful, that lawyer is gonna nail us for making death threats to Danny's wife?

Hmmm....Do you think if we wait long enough, she will figure out the idiocy in that statement?

rraws
Posted: May 1, 2009 - 3:04pm
Joined: 16 Nov 2008

hahahaha silly tards

dismembertat
Posted: May 1, 2009 - 3:05pm
Joined: 05 Mar 2009

Well, we have been known to flog a dead horse no and then.... ;)

ThePieMan
Posted: May 1, 2009 - 3:15pm
Joined: 06 Mar 2008

Death threats to Danny Gokey's wife? Hahaha.
What are we going to do, exhume her body and force the dead corpse to listen to what probably caused her death (Gokey's voice)?

This mailbag is kinda funny.

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Moxie
Posted: May 1, 2009 - 3:21pm
Joined: 10 May 2008

Jerilyn- Are you serious? You complain to VFTW because you were confused when AI told you that Adam was contestant #5 (and #10)?? That's multiple levels of dense right there.

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EvaVol
Posted: May 1, 2009 - 3:23pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2009

STUPID MIRROR KRAKING BI*TCHES! - Officialy my favorite insult.

slambolt
Posted: May 1, 2009 - 3:49pm
Joined: 04 Mar 2009

hey fuckrards
if u dont like this web site
then y fuk u come here 4
ur the ones who need a life
u lil gaylesbo young fuktards
ur prolly 15 yo faTass girl sukin her dad

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Lambert FTW
Posted: May 1, 2009 - 4:25pm
Joined: 07 Feb 2009

glad to hear that you've joined us, kris! and a word of advice - if you want the show to be less boring, why don't you show a bit more personality than a piece of cardboard and stop freaking us out with your monkey faces?
we FUCKING love you TOO!

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-LambertFAIL

Scott Baio
Posted: May 1, 2009 - 4:34pm
Joined: 05 Mar 2008

Jerilyn: Thank you for reporting this error. We are always trying to improve our phone voting service, and it's through feedback such as yours that we are able to make the voting process more simple for all American Idol viewers. P.S. You are a moron.

ScottMacLove17: I am in awe of your dedication to Scott. How often do fans go to such great lengths to connect with their Idols as you have? I mean, crying your eyes out in order to live in Scott's world? That is amazing, and I applaud your fantardedness. Or perhaps you were just tired of "KRAKING" mirrors yourself. Either way, you are the epitome of awesome. P.S. You are also a moron.

Krista: Read it again. And again. And yet again. Then maybe one more time. The a few hundred more times. Then take a remedial reading comprehension class. Then read it fifty more times. Don't worry, you'll get it one day. Persistence is key.

Roy: Retarded turds can't type, nor can they maintain a website. Although you managed it somehow, so perhaps I am wrong.

Gokeylover: Based on your handle, you apparently like a singer who sounds like he ate Michael Bolton whole, then had great difficulty passing the half-digested corpse of Mr. Bolton, which causes much screaming and gnashing of teeth. He passes this shitty howling mess off as singing. So yeah, you're special.

Sasha: How do you make death threats to someone that's already dead? Unless... OMG! Are you saying that Gokey's wife has returned from the grave as patient zero in some sort of frightening zombie epidemic that will cause us all to hole up in a shopping mall and shoot zombies all day? Because that would be pretty sweet!

ChiStormSoccer: You again? How'd that whole "black vote" thing work out for you?

Kris: Kris Allen is a worster? Who knew? He definitely sucks, that's for sure.

Converted: Thanks, fuckboob!

TJ: Thanks, Mr. Hooker. Say hi to Adrian Zmed for me. Also, can you get me Heather Locklear's number?

Tanya: I weep for America's youth. And by "weep for" I mean hate. And by "America's youth" I mean you.

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Snotty
Posted: May 1, 2009 - 4:36pm
Joined: 01 Mar 2007

I see Sarah Palin has some competition for 2012.