One Good Rant Deserves Another

Posted by thefunnystone on April 26th, 2009 at 8:27 AM
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We received a letter yesterday about the fact that we posted a video where a delusional woman rants about Adam Lambert not being gay. We felt we should share it with the site, because it is pretty ridiculous and funny. Enjoy!

To Mr. Della Terza and his collaborators on www.votefortheworst.com:

I am writing this memo to inform you that your recent public ridicule campaign against a YouTube user April amounts to cyber-stalking and cyber-bullying and, being such, must be stopped immediately. Making fun of American Idol contestants you happen to not like is one thing. A group of adults verbally attacking and humiliating a teenager just because she 'idolizes' a reality show contestant crosses the line of 'just being funny.' Not only is your behavior shameful, but the public defamation that one you are currently perpetrating is also actionable and may be a criminal offence in your jurisdiction.

From my side, I would strongly recommend April to consider hiring a counselor, in order to arrange at the very least for a cease-and-desist letter. I am also forwarding copies of this memo to amazon.com, which appears to be hosting your Web site, and the Chicago Police Department.

Respectfully, Xavier Inha

Seriously? So criticizing a video that someone posted of themselves is now considered cyber-bullying? Get a clue. No one cares about harassing this woman. And yes, she's 18, she's a woman who can make her own decisions. If she posts a video online, she needs to learn that she will be criticized for it, much in the same way this site is criticized every day by idiots like you. No one has cyberstalked her because no one here has contacted her or will ever contact her. The way she talks, it's highly doubtful she's even literate. She produced a second video that said "VFTW, this is for you" and we posted it on our site. What terrible people we are! Might as well lock us up for that. Listen here, numbnuts. If you don't want to be made fun of, don't post stupid stuff online. Will we even refer to Aperilla ever again? No. Because no one cares about her. But at least you now have your 15 minutes of fame, Xavier. Enjoy!

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Analog_Kid
Posted: April 26, 2009 - 11:47am
Joined: 16 Apr 2008

Hey bubblebrain. Here's your precious "jurisdiction:"

"In Illinois, standing requires only some injury in fact to a legally cognizable interest and the injury, whether actual or threatened, must be distinct and palpable, fairly traceable to the defendant's actions, and substantially likely to be prevented or redressed by the...relief requested." In re D.W., 799 N.E.2d 410.

"Standing requries only some injury in fact to a legally cognizable interest." In re County Treasurer and Ex Officio County Collector of Cook County, 775 N.E.2d 86.

"This court has repeatedly held that standing requires some injury in fact to a legally recognized interest." In re Estate of Wellman, 673 N.E.2d 272, 276 (Ill. 1996).

"If a party is found to lack standing, the court is wihtout subject matter jurisdiction to determine the cause." Cadle Co. v. D'Addario, 844 A.2d 836.

"The general rule is that one party has no standing to raise another's rights." Security Ins. Co. of Hartford v. Lumbermens Mut. Ca. Co., 826 A.2d 107.

"A party cannot rightfully invoke the jurisdiction of the court unless he has, in an individual or representative capacity, some real interest in the cause of action, or a legal or equitable right, title or interest in the subject matter of the controversy. The burden rests with the party who seeks the exercise of jurisdiction in his favor to allege facts demonstrating that he is a proper party to invoke judicial resolution of the dispute and, has standing." Goodyear v. Discala, 849 A.2d 791.

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We have been over this stuff a million times. You lose, so fuck off.

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Like a flower in the desert... That only blooms at night... I will quietly resist - Rush

jawajedi
Posted: April 26, 2009 - 12:02pm
Joined: 16 Mar 2007

Oh! SNAP! analog kid! PWNED!

And dear, innocent LambertFTW, there's "mispellings or grammatical errors" aplenty! I'll even overlook your misspelling of misspelling.

1. to not like = split infinitive
2. misuse of single quotes
3. that one you are currently perpetrating = ? one you? pick one or you, but not both. and check the number verb agreement if you choose "one."
4. General wordiness in an attempt to appear edumakated.
5. offence? Is that an accepted spelling in other English-speaking countries? We use "offense."
I probably missed others. It's like Where's Waldo. Can you find more errors?

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Dropping a turd in AI's punch bowl.

Lambert FTW
Posted: April 26, 2009 - 12:05pm
Joined: 07 Feb 2009

jawajedi: woah i feel like a moron. i apologize for my stupidity.

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-LambertFAIL

Cyanide
Posted: April 26, 2009 - 12:08pm
Joined: 15 Jan 2009

Other errors: He's got her YouTube user name wrong, and is using the word recommend incorrectly.

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Can you stand up?
I do believe its working. Good.
That’ll keep you going for the show.
Come on, it’s time to go.

jawajedi
Posted: April 26, 2009 - 12:10pm
Joined: 16 Mar 2007

LambertFTW: We all have our talents in life. Sometimes I don't see my writing errors, I'm crappy at math and can't draw a straight line with a ruler.

Nice pick-up Cyanide.

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Dropping a turd in AI's punch bowl.

Moxie
Posted: April 26, 2009 - 12:16pm
Joined: 10 May 2008

I do think, from some of the phrasing and terminology, that Xavier's first language is not English. "Offence" is the British spelling of offense (they use "defence" too). And he suggests that April/Aperilla12 hire a counsellor, rather than a lawyer or attorney. Most of us agree that she needs a counsellor, just not the kind he's talking about.

I just searched Aperilla on YouTube and found two response videos to her Adam Lambert is not gay one. I wonder what kinds of letters Xavier will send to them.

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rumi
Posted: April 26, 2009 - 12:17pm
Joined: 02 Mar 2009

we should seriously have fantard of the week. it's more entertaining than the actual show.

Myndrunner
Posted: April 26, 2009 - 12:26pm
Joined: 17 Feb 2009

Vote for Aprilla!! She's more a Worster Pic than any of the contestants!!! Xavier said so!!

Call the lawlers and sew!!!!!1111

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Way to go, A-Hole!

BTK1116
Posted: April 26, 2009 - 12:29pm
Joined: 29 Oct 2008

Thanks for a great laugh Xavier, tell the bitch next time she should not dedicate the video to people if she is not ready for the response. Stupid homophobic bitch

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rraws
Posted: April 26, 2009 - 12:42pm
Joined: 16 Nov 2008

some people need to learn the hard way...no one is nice online. She was practically asking for attention posting such ignorant things on youtube then making a video for us specifically....I must say it again she is a dump bitch.