Danny Noriega Gets a Ticket

Posted by thefunnystone on April 26th, 2009 at 1:41 PM
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Danny Noriega brings idiocy to a new level. On a new YouTube video, he complains that he is receiving a ticket for driving in the carpool lane by himself. Danny should've just told the officer that he was riding along with his overinflated ego, which is clearly the size of another person.
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t-mo
Posted: April 26, 2009 - 2:18pm
Joined: 30 Jan 2009

Why does this video even exist? Do people care about the mundane events in his life? What an idiot. If he had just stayed in Ramiele's Vagina where he belongs, he would never have been in the diamond lane in the first place.

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catiebug
Posted: April 26, 2009 - 2:20pm
Joined: 17 Apr 2009

What a bitch! Are there not signs every two miles clearly stating how much the violation costs to be in the carpool lane? Oh he was probably texting while driving and didn't notice them... ALSO against the law in CA. I hope he goes to court to try and fight this one and gets thrown in jail for a night on a contempt charge for backtalking the judge like he did to Simon. That would be priceless!

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Myndrunner
Posted: April 26, 2009 - 2:22pm
Joined: 17 Feb 2009

What a bitch....

I guess the Cop wasn't Likin it!

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Way to go, A-Hole!

somehumanorother
Posted: April 26, 2009 - 2:28pm
Joined: 26 Apr 2009

What a pointless video to make.

Rebel
Posted: April 26, 2009 - 2:33pm
Joined: 13 May 2007

Can a California worster go smack him around, and then claim that they did not know what assault was, and thus should not be in trouble?

What a moron.

He must have a bad case of ADD, since he could not do a 3:34 long video without checking and then responding to text messages.

IF California law is like Texas law, if he goes to court to fight the ticket, and the cop does not show up, then the case is dismissed. Because the officers are usually too busy working, many of them cannot (be bothered to) show up for a minor traffic violation.

ohsnap
Posted: April 26, 2009 - 2:34pm
Joined: 22 May 2006

I can't I actually liked this guy when he was on Idol. What a douchebag - who the hell stops to answer text messages while making a rant video?

Moxie
Posted: April 26, 2009 - 2:39pm
Joined: 10 May 2008

"You contradictor!"

I like that. I think I'm going to use that in real life sometime. Or at least here at VFTW. ;)

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rraws
Posted: April 26, 2009 - 2:40pm
Joined: 16 Nov 2008

hahahaha aww now I miss him on idol....this video is priceless

magooschmooz
Posted: April 26, 2009 - 3:07pm
Joined: 05 May 2008

And we wonder why heterosexuals gay bash.

Hell I am gay and I want to kick his delusional past 15 minutes of fame ass.

I picture him wearing Rimmerboys scarf while driving in the convertible and looking and the cop like Zsa Zsa gabor and slapping him.

Lambert FTW
Posted: April 26, 2009 - 3:33pm
Joined: 07 Feb 2009

danny and i both got a text at the same exact time!
coincidence? i think not!
anyway, danny may be an annoying bitch, but he also made me laugh.
i miss him.

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