Here is Gaspy's latest music video for "Touch My Hand", which may or may not be about his crush on a VFTW moderator he saw in the audience at Idol. Though if asked who the song is about he would probably respond, "Oh Golly Gee! *gasp* I am too young *gasp* to have feeling about touching hands *gasp* with another person. *gasp* That's only for when I'm married *gasp gasp gasp*" (Video link from MJ's Big Blog)
David Archuleta - "Touch My Hand (Ew! Cooties!)" Video
Tue, 04/21/2009 - 01:16 — thefunnystone
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He says he like Alanis
He says he like Alanis Morresette,I think it's "ironic" that he likes a singer who sang "Ironic",when he has a song out called "Touch my hand",but he winched EVERYTIME someone hugged him or touched his shoulder on last season of A.I.
His song should be more call,"Please,don't touch me"........unless you are a yummy 17 year old BOY.
I luv little david and I
I luv little david and I bought his cd. I thought the video was GREAT!!!!!!!!!!
Boring though it may be, its
Boring though it may be, its one of the better tracks on the album.
By that I mean, one of the 3 that are listenable.
Just have to say *gasp* that
Just have to say *gasp* that I love the description for the video. xD
The song itself? Eh. I've heard the same type of thing before, it's not awful, but its pretty boring.
1) I must have called half
1) I must have called half of the verses' rhymes.
2) If I had the piano music, I could replicate this entire song in probably a half hour.
Dear Mrs. Archuleta, Go be
Dear Mrs. Archuleta,
Go be forty-something tard somewhere else. Your post is irritating.
~Chikki
Oh! Can't wait to play this
Oh! Can't wait to play this video.
First a few things I would need to do before I will play it.
1. Establish a permanent human base on Mars.
2. Cure all terminal diseases
3. End wars.
Then, I'll be ready to see this.
"Mrs. Archuleta"? Go away,
"Mrs. Archuleta"? Go away, tard.
Sorry David Tarantula, I
Sorry David Tarantula, I don't want to touch anything of yours.
Why is our mod there?
Why is our mod there? *pissed
I really fucking wish I
I really fucking wish I still hated him.
But this song is a guilty pleasure for me.
He stole this video concept from the Jonas Brothers.
good work (: it obviously
good work (:
it obviously wasn't him who made the video, though.
it was probably JIVE.
this video surprised all of us!
it came out of nowhere....
strange..
he's going to be performing on idol tomorrow night.
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I heard him sing,"I saw
I heard him sing,"I saw you....something" and that was enough. To make it worse, I live in Utah and I have to see this kid's face in all of the local stores on CD's...let alone the radio. And you wanted me to hear and watch this? I'm sorry, I can only take so much!
Perhaps someone can go to
Perhaps someone can go to one of his concerts and have him sign one of these for us to auction off next year:
GOD DAMNIT GEE WILIKERS, we
GOD DAMNIT GEE WILIKERS, we get it! You have a Crush/Are A Little Not Over Someone/Want Someone to Touch Your Hand.
He needs to start getting some diversity in his songs, man.
Wait a minute Which of the
Wait a minute
Which of the VFTW moderators does Gaspy have a crush on? :lbf
Backdoor - not appropriate
Backdoor - not appropriate language for this site.
David A - the answer is no, no I won't touch your hand.
Shut the fuck up,
Shut the fuck up, BACKFAT.
Anyhoozers, what the fuck did I just listen to? Reach out and touch the tards? Reach out and listen to Hell? Reach out and spot the frauen? Reach out and jump a VFTW moderator? Damn.
I saw the House of Blues in
I saw the House of Blues in the opening of the video, and was offended.
But then I remembered that the crap restaurant with that name has nothing to do with the genre, so I felt better.
Is he gay? I always thought
Is he gay?
I always thought he was but there was no proof. Maybe he is just a confused little boy.
This video looks like a sad
This video looks like a sad wasteland of milkcartons.
Why in God's name would you
Why in God's name would you post this video on your site??
How can one human contain so much unadulterated douche?