David Archuleta - "Touch My Hand (Ew! Cooties!)" Video

Posted by thefunnystone on April 20th, 2009 at 6:15 PM
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Here is Gaspy's latest music video for "Touch My Hand", which may or may not be about his crush on a VFTW moderator he saw in the audience at Idol. Though if asked who the song is about he would probably respond, "Oh Golly Gee! *gasp* I am too young *gasp* to have feeling about touching hands *gasp* with another person. *gasp* That's only for when I'm married *gasp gasp gasp*" (Video link from MJ's Big Blog)
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hookhoax
Posted: April 20, 2009 - 7:28pm
Joined: 17 Feb 2009

Why in God's name would you post this video on your site??

How can one human contain so much unadulterated douche?

Yukon Bloamie
Posted: April 20, 2009 - 7:44pm
Joined: 05 Mar 2007

This video looks like a sad wasteland of milkcartons.

BACKCAB
Posted: April 20, 2009 - 9:44pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2009

Is he gay?
I always thought he was but there was no proof. Maybe he is just a confused little boy.

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Maybe Danny will be a shock boot. He earned it with that hideous caterwauling on “Dream On.” The judges downplayed the suckitude, giving him an A for effort as if Idol had suddenly turned into the Special Olympics. Blech.

crazytom
Posted: April 20, 2009 - 8:06pm
Joined: 22 Mar 2007

I saw the House of Blues in the opening of the video, and was offended.

But then I remembered that the crap restaurant with that name has nothing to do with the genre, so I felt better.

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LuckyBlackCat
Posted: April 20, 2009 - 8:08pm
Joined: 26 Jun 2007

Shut the fuck up, BACKFAT.

Anyhoozers, what the fuck did I just listen to? Reach out and touch the tards? Reach out and listen to Hell? Reach out and spot the frauen? Reach out and jump a VFTW moderator? Damn.

TheDancingCookie
Posted: April 20, 2009 - 8:44pm
Joined: 11 Apr 2007

Backdoor - not appropriate language for this site.

David A - the answer is no, no I won't touch your hand.

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WhiteMocha
Posted: April 20, 2009 - 9:01pm
Joined: 21 Jan 2009

Wait a minute

Which of the VFTW moderators does Gaspy have a crush on? :lbf

bittersweet symphony
Posted: April 20, 2009 - 9:01pm
Joined: 06 Mar 2009

GOD DAMNIT GEE WILIKERS, we get it! You have a Crush/Are A Little Not Over Someone/Want Someone to Touch Your Hand.

He needs to start getting some diversity in his songs, man.

Moxie
Posted: April 20, 2009 - 9:13pm
Joined: 10 May 2008

Perhaps someone can go to one of his concerts and have him sign one of these for us to auction off next year:

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azurebird
Posted: April 20, 2009 - 9:47pm
Joined: 29 Mar 2008

I heard him sing,"I saw you....something" and that was enough. To make it worse, I live in Utah and I have to see this kid's face in all of the local stores on CD's...let alone the radio. And you wanted me to hear and watch this? I'm sorry, I can only take so much!

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