Lil Rounds was in the bottom 2 and survived! Looks like the extra VFTW votes made all the difference this week. But Matt Giraud was also saved, which wasn't that much of a shock, since the judges seem to shit themselves over him for no good reason. But at least we kept Lil out of the bottom, because they sure would not have saved her. This still kind of sucks though, because there's very very lil chance that Lil will get past TWO eliminations next week. We're gonna have to vote our big, fat behinds off. So we can celebrate this week, but it's gonna be a tough sell for America next week. Get your dialing fingers ready, blitches!
Lil, for disco week you MUST sing "Shake You Booty" or "Shake Your Groove Thing." Come on now. Do it!
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"...Glambert expressing his
"...Glambert expressing his desire to dress up as a cheerleader!"
Good one, urbanmissy!
^^^ Merracca is dottie, in
^^^ Merracca is dottie, in more ways than one. :heh
Are you f'n kidding me? LIL
Are you f'n kidding me? LIL sucks and after the second week...always has sucked. She thinks we want to see that Kareoke shit....get a job in a two-bit bar Lil! And as for Matt...he absolutely train-wrecked that song....good-bye to both! Go away! Matt, if you thought you could take a great song and f*ck it up with your rendition...for f*cks sake....Go figure out another way to please the judges, 'cause you f*d up...and LIL...really...you think THAT rendition of The Rose was gonna DO IT? Oh for f*cks sake help us all....At this point...GO AWAY! Both of you.....
Yes indeed. Vote For The
Yes indeed.
Vote For The Least Talented saved the day by keeping the least talented contestant (Lil Rounds) on the show!
Anyhow, wouldn't it be funny if, now that they have blown their "Judge's Save" on the Second-to-Worse remaining contestant if, next week, their beloved Danny and Allison fall into the Bottom 2 and they have no "Save" to save either!
Quote:However, if anyone at
This seems to be a recurring theme. The delusional ones are the ones that don't think the AI machine does not recognize the fact that VFTW has their number and their ass. It's not only about the vote, it is the reasoning behind exposing the AI bull shit. Whether our pick goes home or not, we make them dance, bitches. That's the fun. I feel sorry for you if you don't get that.
Correct me if I'm wrong but
Correct me if I'm wrong but I think twen_angst wants Lil Rounds to sing Lady Bumps. :c )
Where did you see that Gokey
Where did you see that Gokey was already engaged? I haven't heard that one
Ooh My gosh Mac Tonight is
Ooh My gosh Mac Tonight is the best name for Matt. I am so adding that one to my list.
Hell No Matt shouldn't have been saved. But they only had one more show to use it. I think it was more about not using it right at the top 5 mark becasue then the next week they would have the top3 show and AI would be over.
Someone on here stated that Necropimp had a wedding band on last show.....Please say that is not true... This is only going to make me hate this guy more. It can mean only 2 things and both looks bad o him.
1. Either he is putting it on to pimp out his wife again and how we got on him about his 500 pairs of glasses but he can't but one more ring.
2. Last but not lease and the worse, he is engaged to someone else already...Awww hell naw if that is the case everyone should stop voting for him.
Gosh I hate Necropimp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rkrdmf7GzKg&feature=related
PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE, let' li'l rounds do "lady bump" - it is right and wrong on so many levels. also, it'll give us a new pet name for our worster!
VFTW just hasn't been the
VFTW just hasn't been the same without Meagan. I'd vote Matt for the worster pick, but obviously the judges love him so that won't work.
I just changed my mind...I
I just changed my mind...I want the "Worster" changed to Matt immediately!!!! I'd love to see him and his forehead cyst do more pathetic performances and be on the bottom and talk back to the judges who had saved him.
Where did that rule come
Where did that rule come from that two contestants would be eliminated the week after the "save" was used? I don't recall that being announced when they announced they were adding the "judge's save" feature. I thought the "save" would make the show last one week longer -- one more week of an entertaining train wreck. Did they decide they were sick of this crew of contestants and decide to shorten the season?
They used the save on Matt because if they didn't use it till next week, the final week they could use it, they would almost certainly have had to use it on Lil, which they couldn't do, and still save face, considering all the criticism they had heaped on her week after week .
Personally I am not impressed with Lil's "back-talking". I would like to see someone for once defend themselves legitimately and put those pompous, smug judges in their place. Instead, Lil doesn't "get it" and whines that she did everything the judge's told her to and questions why they still criticized her. She doesn't understand that even if she does what they recommend, if she does it poorly they will still criticize her. So by talking back to them all she does is highlight the fact that they were right in criticizing her. Because of this I am sick of her and want someone else to be the "Worster". Anoop...
The irony of it all is that
The irony of it all is that Lil's best performance was 'country' night.
I'm gona miss the looks of shock, anger and disbelief on Anoops face each time he's bashed by judges/viewers/votes. I LMAO everytime!!! You can just tell he thinks his shit dont stink and cant believe anyone would deem it smelly. I think he's a rich, spoiled only child. A cocky overachiever (except at singing) who has never been told by his parents that he was anything but gifted at everything *kack*
Lil will be around awhile, and I believe woulda been saved by the 'save' had Radar not needed it first. We need to thro our collective behind Anoop... cuz when he finally loses it's gona be a riot to see him snap and charge the judges panel with sword!!!!!!
Oh, no, I have yet another
Oh, no, I have yet another week to cringe at Matt G's icky-looking face and its built-in bindi. I can't believe that so many women - and men - find him sexy. Yuck! How can you be a born-again Christian and sing "Let's Get it On"? Did he think it was about meeting someone for Bible class?
I know the purpose of this site is to Vote for the Worst. I can understand it when it comes to somebody like Scott McIntyre or Scott Savol, who were bad but fun to make fun of. However, Lil Rounds is just painful to listen to and I wish she'd be gone. Nothing against her or her caboose personally, but geez, get the woman some vocal training.
Quentin Tarantino looks like the love child of Roger Federer and Popeye.
At least for movie week, they didn't all sing crappy Disney songs. Kudos to Kris for singing something from a charming indie movie he actually saw. My deprogramming of him might be easier than I thought.
Miley Cyrus sounds like she's been punched in the snoot - by me. Her hot boyfriend deserves a lot of credit for going the extra mile(y) in whoring his career by dating her. God, I'll be glad when she's an answer to a trivia question.
I wonder if the dolphin population off the So Cal coast will double after Adam's performance the other night.
Batman--Gaybert did say he
Batman--Gaybert did say he liked the cheerleaders. But he also said he thought they were funny! Not a total save but good enough for me.
Our local TV reviewer said that AI has become "Waiting for Adam Lambert" in her house. Love him or hate him, he always entertains and is someone to look forward to. Unlike everyone else. Blech.
I was ecstatic when it looked like Pimple Head was going to be eliminated and crushed when he was saved. He totally sucks (as does Miley head banger Cyrus). One poster noted that he's like all the guy singers on the radio these days. I never listen to pop radio because of the total crap that's on it, but that certainly explains the infatuation with the 3 eyed loser.
C'mon Lil. Do Shake Your Booty next week!
earlier post: "Gaybert did
earlier post: "Gaybert did say he liked the cheerleaders. But he also said he thought they were funny! Not a total save but good enough for me. "
Not sure it was a save inasmuch as Glambert expressing his desire to dress up as a cheerleader!
OMG, too bad "Hey Mickey" isn't a disco song -- he could flame out to that in full uniform!
I agree that Miley's
I agree that Miley's head-banging was totally out of place, haha, but also what was up with all the hand motions she was doing?? It just looked ridiculous!
Spoiler Alerts! Here's the
Spoiler Alerts!
Here's the list of songs each contestant will choose from:
Ghetto Booty Lil - in addition to the ones above; Shake Your Booty & Shake Your Groove Thang, Tonight's the Night (if there is a God! Sorry Worsters).
DW Danny - The Hustle, Pick Up the Pieces, Heaven Must Be Missing An Angel, Hand Jive, Heart of Glass(es), Dead Giveaway, There But for the Grace of God Go I, When Will I See You Again.
Shovel Face Matt - Never Can Say Goodbye, Second Time Around, Please Don't Go, I Will Survive, Staying Alive, Another One Bites the Dust, Don't Leave Me This Way, It Seems to Hang On, I Just Can't Say Goodbye.
Anoop Dogg - Who Let the Doggs Out, I Don't Believe You Wanna Get Up & Dance, He's the Greatest Dancer (NOT!), Boogie Shoes, My Feet Keep Dancin', I Wanna Dance Wit' Choo, You Should(n't) Be Dancin'.
Allison The Red - Young Hearts Run Free (Yes Judges, she IS 16; we get it), Tell Me Something Good (But don't mumble), Forbidden Love, Who's Gonna Take the Weight.
Monkey Face Kris (the first four are for the ladies) - You Sexy Thing, Hot Stuff, Gimme Some, Do You Think I'm Sexy, Theme from the Simpsons (Doesn't he get Simpson's character lips when he sing?), Shock the Monkey.
Adam Glambert (these are too easy) - It's Raining Men, YMCA, In the Navy (OK the whole Village People playlist), More Than a Woman, My Forbidden Love (fight with Allison over this one), Dancing Queen, Queen of Clubs, I'm Coming Out.
I like this website because
I like this website because of it's snarky recaps of Idol. It's fun. However, if anyone at the website or anyone who reads it thinks VFTW actually has anything to do with influencing the idol vote, they're delusional! Everyone you've picked to save this season has gone home almost immediately or been in the bottom 2. Aren't you supposed to be saving your picks, not having them at the bottom? This has been the case in seasons past except for Sanjaya, and that was just a coincidence, because he had a strong fan base, for some reason.
You've gotten a great deal of publicity which shows whoever runs this site is a marketing genius. Kudos to you! But please, get off your high horse about having any kind of influence on the vote. I don't know how many hits your site gets, but Idol gets 36,000,000 votes!
Get over yourselves and take pride in what you are; that's good enough.
Tuesday was AWESOME!
Tuesday was AWESOME! Personally, I thought Flamebert was worthy of strong worster consideration. Makeup, screechy, and choking sounds when he inhaled like he'd just had the hymlic maneuver performed on him made me laugh myself nearly sick. I was ready for Randy to say, "Yo, dude, you know, I couldn't really feel it. It was pitchy and screetchy. But I LUV the nails, baby."
Lil did us all proud by being a sassy bitch. VFTW!! I voted til it shut down.
Monkey face did the best.
Dead wife with his harpsist made me want to puke. I went to the bathroom to take a dump. We have GOT to do something about that guy.
Would love to see Flamebert come out singing something, anything, from "Staying Alive" with ass cut outs (Iggy Pop) next week. Burn Bright, little shining star!!!
Lil needs to sing "I Will
Lil needs to sing "I Will Survive." Use of the save this week is TPTB attempt to "build drama" for the top 5.
"Looks like the extra VFTW
"Looks like the extra VFTW votes made all the difference this week."
You bitches are completely delusional.
I like how during the Movie
I like how during the Movie Premiere Adam said he liked the cheerleaders. hes not fooling anyone.
Actually when it was down to
Actually when it was down to Lil and Matt it was STILL a bottom THREE if you count the ginormous pimple on Matt's forehead.
No way Lil was among the singers with lowest vote totals. Idol 'tards are playing with us this season by just saying "here are your bottom three." The ONLY time they mention anything about votes is when they say "the person with the lowest amount of votes is..."
I think they are using at least one, and sometimes two, bottom three spots to "punish" contestants who sass back at the judges.
Lil was a strong No. 2 on Dial Idol this week but "Simeon" Cowell looked major pissed when she tore the limey a new one Tuesday. So they punished her. More reason to vote for Lil.
Maybe Adam can do an emo version of "It's Raining Men" for disco week?
Or Danny can looks to the heavens again for "Heaven Must be Missing an Angel"?
" No way Lil was among the
"
No way Lil was among the singers with lowest vote totals. Idol 'tards are playing with us this season by just saying "here are your bottom three." The ONLY time they mention anything about votes is when they say "the person with the lowest amount of votes is..."
I think they are using at least one, and sometimes two, bottom three spots to "punish" contestants who sass back at the judges.
Lil was a strong No. 2 on Dial Idol this week but "Simeon" Cowell looked major pissed when she tore the limey a new one Tuesday. So they punished her. More reason to vote for Lil.
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DialIdol is not an exact indication and it doesn't really count the text messages.
That is why Kris is CONSTNATLY the lowest vote getter on it even though he never was in the bottom 3 - not even once. The older generation prefers phones while the younger one prefers texts.
Conspiracy theories aside, with all due respect Lil was already in the bottom 3 last week.
At this point in the competition, people rarely change their vote for no good reason. So the biggest impact on votes has very little to do with the performances (or talk backing the judges) but rather more on how will the people who voted for the loser last week will vote this week since they can't keep voting for him\her.
Since it is not very likely that Lil would have absorbed many of Scott's votes, while Anoop could, it makes perfect sense that she goes down and Anoop goes up.
I agree that a LOT of things on this show are rigged and they constantly lie and BS the audience, but that doesn't mean EVERYTHING they do is like that.
Sometimes there is a very reasonable explanation for things.
I am slowly not watching
I am slowly not watching this show. No one is entertaining except for gaybert.
I wondered about Kris too
I wondered about Kris too since he showed at the bottom of DialIdol the last 2 weeks but I also realized he is the only cute guy left so my guess he's getting the lion's share of text vote since that is mainly your female tweens. Only the fraus are using the phone which explains DWD's numbers.
NOOOOO! I must admit that
NOOOOO! I must admit that for a second I had let myself get full of false hope that Footface Timberfake was actually going home; I have hated this poser since week one. In the ultimate, most wonderful scenario I can dream up, next week DWD ends up in the bottom and the judges can't save him because they've already blown their load on this loser. Yes, guys, I know it's impossible because it ignores the fact that the whole thing is rigged anyway. But a girl can dream, can't she?
More likely: Matt will go home next week anyway, as two will be eliminated, thus being just one more example of Idol building someone up, watching them crash and burn, building them up again with one last false hope, and then crushing them again (see also: Tatiana). This is a COLOSSAL waste of time.
Why is everyone so surprised
Why is everyone so surprised that the save was used on Matt? I expected that he was the only one of two of the original 13 that it would be used on. (The other is Adam.) Reason: Matt sounds like half the male singers on the radio these days -- frequent use of falsetto and swallowing the last syllable of every other word. Which drives me nuts. But it was immensely satisfying to hear Quentin Taratino say to him on the performance show that he needed to enunciate his words better! If he survives next week, and Lil goes home, then I submit Matt as the next VFTW candidate.
As to something being up with DI and their vote totals. Kris has been in DI's botton slot two consecutive weeks and ends up not being in the actual bottom three. If you look at DI's raw numbers and sort by busy signals (not busy percentages), Kris isn't in last place. This week it was Matt and last week it was Scott -- and they were the ones singing for their lives. Suspect there's something amiss in DI's score calculations, not AI itself. Maybe the new focus on busy signals in the first hour isn't working as well as they thought.
I love Matt Giraud!! HE's
I love Matt Giraud!! HE's awsome. I know this is VFTW but I think Lil will be in trouble and does deserve to go. We all know anoop is in trouble no matter what. TO be honest I think lil will be out too. I have called the bottome 3 correct all this time except I did not see anything this week as had plans and forgot about AL as it is spring break! I dont see another chance of lil making it so I would try to think of another canidate for VFTW. KNowing you guys so far as I been back on forth on this site that I decided to create an account. I would think you guys would choos Danny or Matt next even though my two favorites this season so far that I always vote for is Kris Allen and Matt Giraud. So good luck for the rest of keeping Lil safe. To be honest I think it will be tough for yall.
disco? for fuck sake. how
disco? for fuck sake. how many slowed down goddam baladized stayin alive shit can they do? I'm betting on 7
The show has always been
The show has always been cheesy and contrived, but this season seems just plain chaotic. Has AI jumped the shark?
My dog left the room when
My dog left the room when miley performed. We called her back but all we heard was faint whining. You hear that miley? You not only sound like an animal in pain, but you cause animals pain. Thanks for making even my DOGS ears bleed. I hate you sooo much!
Good points by so many
Good points by so many people tonight I would have to use 8 or 9 quotes minimum to recap the astute VFTW viewership. Tooting my own horn(would be pretty cool if I actually could), I believe I predicted a save this week within hours of learning a save existed this year. Yes, Lil would have been saved too... it's why Simon hedged his early commentary.
He was quite the politician with his words but you can tell Anoop's fed up with this crap. I think they all are. It's like the contestants vs. the show this year. Adam and Danny are exceptions. Adam has lived in a world of make believe so long he can't tell the difference and Danny believes his own make believe... and he wants to win pretty badly.
Dial Idol is a flawed system but it's been a fairly decent predictor... until the last two weeks. Something stinks. Simon's had a weird look on his face the past two nights like he knows something's amiss even if he doesn't KNOW it.
J. Hudson has been successful and yet appeared the most frightened ever to return to the Idol stage. It was like a highschool reunion. If you were an unpopular dork in school but a successful millionaire in business, when you go back you still regress and want them to like you. The malfunction in her earpiece didn't help.
I fastforwarded through Miley. Looked like she gave it her all. On the other hand, Z. Effron looked like he was fulfilling an obligation to his publicist.
Most importantly, disco!? Again, really? Simon bashed his own show with that spoiler. Much like MC Hammer pants, mullets, and Mr. T catch phrases... it worked when it worked but it's over now. Disco is done. Let it go.
SNOOOOOOORE . . . how
SNOOOOOOORE . . . how anti-climactic. I'm guessing they decided to save Matt this week because he wasn't painfully terrible (well, relatively speaking), and if they waited till next week they'd be in the position of either potentially having to save someone after a really terrible disco performance (because let's face it--there are bound to be plenty) or forgoing the save all together, either way exposing just how completely useless the idea was to begin with. I like to pretend that they invented the veto in case America wasn't quite ready for Adam's fabulosity and when it became clear that he wasn't going anywhere they figured they could just throw it away on one of the other contestants, because it's not like it really matters at this point anyway. I know that probably has nothing to do with it, but I like to make things up to make the show seem more interesting . . .
Oh and yeah, I was rooting for Miley because for some reason I kind of like her (I know--blasphemy), but she was truly truly terrible. WTF was up with the out-of-place head-banging? I was so relieved to see her in a lovely evening dress, mistakenly believing that would mean she'd cut out the awkward writhing for once. I was, of course, so so wrong.
I am definitely suspect that
I am definitely suspect that Lil was in the bottom two.
Unless I am mistaken (what can I say, I don't watch the results show religiously) she hasn't even been in the bottom 3 before? I realize that Dial Idol has a margin of error, but the difference between her and Kris was pretty substantial.
At this point in the season, every performance is painfully boring... I am just hoping that somehow Adam slips through the cracks and gets an early axe. I know everyone hates Danny, and I am no fan of him either, but every time the camera pans to Adam I throw up a little in my mouth. I'd rather hang out backstage with Constantine and give him a reach around than have to listen to Adam for one more week.
Cheers to VFTW and lets hope that Lil makes it past another week, and that it causes a surprise elimination; hopefully Adam.
My faith in the integrity of
My faith in the integrity of American Idol has finally been challenged.-Dannyisme
It's been eight years and you're just now getting this?
Ewww, did they really just
Ewww, did they really just use the save for Matt? Seriously? I hated seeing him all smug about how good he was. That fucker wouldn't even be here if it weren't for the judges. Asshole. I hate you Matt. I hope some judge favorites get the boot next week so they kick themselves for not having that save. God, American Idol sucks ass.
Good point, Songbird. Who
Good point, Songbird. Who really believes she was the bottom, though? I know there's a MOE on DI and there are text votes, but showing a score twice as high as Kris, who wasn't in the bottom? It smells.
Along with Lil's "Shake Your Groove Thing", Matt needs to do something from Third Eye Blind.
Hell this was totally
Hell this was totally predictable. Interestingly, my 10 year old now thinks I might be a seer, so I got her to do things tonight normally we would fight over.
This weeks group performance
This weeks group performance was fabulous!!! Of course I "watched" it with my eyes closed and in my head Adam was doing the classic running in place dance wearing an off the shoulder sweatshirt and leg warmers. Then came the fantastic shower scene ending. I'm telling you it was the Best Group Performance EVER!!!
Actually, this is a good
Actually, this is a good thing because now more people will vote for Lil more since she was in serious danger, and I will, as well. Notice when Lil was called back to the couches, everyone was like "OMGZ" and going crazy over her, and no one really realized Matt was over there (besides DWD, but does he count?) We know Anoop HAS to leave next week, so lets try kickin' DWD to the curb, and Kris, with his shit monkey faces he does. Lil HAS to stay.
Yeah, the judges just wanted
Yeah, the judges just wanted to use their save to show powerful they are. They figured the same three will be in the bottom next week so why not. Of course it sickens me that they used on that piece of shit Matt. I think if Kris or Allison are in the bottom two next week they're going to soil their pants after giving up their save.
lmao
lmao
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Don't know why everyone's so
Don't know why everyone's so shocked - yeah, Matt's horribad, but they only had this week and next week to use the save (before the top 5) - so if it were anyone but Lil, it was almost a given.
Yeah, Cyrus really did stink
Yeah, Cyrus really did stink like rotten fish. Hudson too.
Haven't enjoyed any guest so far this year - they've all been terrible (Kanye), creepy (Travis) or wearing giant spiders in their hair (Underwood). Lady Ga Ga was the worst IMHO. Total proof that most second-rate performers need a wig and about a billion things going on on-stage to be interesting.
Oh, and I should add (to my undying shame) that the fatter and hairier Goatkey gets, the hotter he is to me. I feel dirty...
Ughh Matt is safe, at least
Ughh Matt is safe, at least he'll be gone next week most likely, hopefully today was just a fluke for Anoop and He'll go with Matt next week.
Want Adam to do Super Freak
Want Adam to do Super Freak next wk!!!
As I read this, I was sure
As I read this, I was sure you were about to say how Matt Giraud was saved... by going home.