David Hernandez Thinks He Was Voted Out Because He's Gay

Posted by thefunnystone on April 15th, 2009 at 1:38 PM
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Michael Musto of the Village Voice ran into season 7 loser David Hernandez at a gay bar. When asked if he thought he was voted out when Vote for the Worst brought to light his past as a gay stripper named Caden, he said, "It wasn't the stripper thing. It was the gay thing. That's Middle America for you." First of all, he kept lying and saying he was straight all season. That's why no one backed him like they're backing Adam. He's a shameful closet case. Caden also says he's friends with Adam Lambert, and when told that Adam hasn't been voted off, he replied, "Not yet." Looks like someone is jealous!

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sum1
Posted: April 15, 2009 - 3:21pm
Joined: 17 Apr 2008

Funny, I was just remembering David Hernandez.
I like the chop again. Not the best chop, but funny.

So why was David thrown under the bus while Adam wasn't?

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TheDancingCookie
Posted: April 15, 2009 - 3:46pm
Joined: 11 Apr 2007

I'm guessing:

(a) Adam has been playing his gay cards wisely - in an ideal world I'd love him to be out and proud but it ain't an ideal world and he's managed to balance appealing to Middle America without alienating belligerent gay fans (fyi, belligerent gay fan here).

(b) Adam isn't pretending to be straight.

(c) Adam can actually sing.

(d) It was the stripper thing. Being gay is one thing. Getting paid to rub your bits in someone's face (men AND women) feels cheap. Personally I wouldn't care if he was a prostitute but then again I am a belligerent gay fan and things like selling your body don't both me as much as they do the Bible belt.

(e) Chikieze last year was so hot.

(f) Thinking about David H reminded me of Chikieze which is why I put in (e).

(g) I love Chikieze.

(h) And Michael Sarver.

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TheMuffinMan
Posted: April 15, 2009 - 4:03pm
Joined: 22 Jan 2008

What a baby.

He was voted out because he was a sub-par singer with a bad personality who did nothing but lie about being straight and complain about people condemning him for his "past".

Adam is a hundred times cooler than this tool. At least he can sing and has a decent personality. Hell, at least he seems FUN. Hernandez seems like such a whiny bitch.

AllThatJazz
Posted: April 15, 2009 - 3:55pm
Joined: 06 Mar 2008

Gayden, get a friggin clue. Here:

It WAS indeed the stripper thing, plus...
being a douchey hypocrite, plus
you don't sing or do anything on stage that any viewer or concert goer wants to see.

Have a nice life, maybe make some change stripping in the tri state area.

frauisme
Posted: April 15, 2009 - 3:55pm
Joined: 31 Mar 2009

Caden, Caden, Caden.

please go find a club to strip and disappear.

anyway, what's he been up to lately?

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kerryb
Posted: April 15, 2009 - 3:59pm
Joined: 21 Feb 2008

Remember the last year the Bible belt ran the county or "No country for gay men". Glambert is also stands out as in OUT.

Mulishass
Posted: April 15, 2009 - 4:22pm
Joined: 27 Mar 2008

Hernandez tried to be something he is not. People don't connect with phonies and don't particularly care to be presumed a moron. He didn't just deny he was gay, he vehemently denied it. And that is what cost him votes from both straights AND gays (your own mulish ass here being one of those gays.)

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magooschmooz
Posted: April 15, 2009 - 4:28pm
Joined: 05 May 2008

BITTER!!!

PARTY OF ONE!!!!!

Love the Photo Chop!!!!

Caden needs to get over it and rubbing your, "Junky Trunk" on some desperate old queens is not talent. Unless you get a AMEX Blue out of it.

HATER!!!

Duke of Vandals
Posted: April 15, 2009 - 4:48pm
Joined: 13 May 2008

Memo to David:

It's not because you sucked dick.

It's because you sucked. Period.

Stripping didn't help any.

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KittyKat1974
Posted: April 15, 2009 - 4:48pm
Joined: 20 Feb 2008

David shows up near the end of this video. I received the link in an email and imagine my surprise when I saw him. I am just amazed at how his career has taken off. *sarcasm*

http://www.bornagainamerican.org/

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