Vote for Lil Rounds, the VFTW Rose! 1-866-436-5707

Posted by thefunnystone on April 14th, 2009 at 6:32 PM
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Lil got the pimp spot tonight, and boy did she do everything she could to make that a moot point. So vote! 1-866-436-5707. From singing off key to picking one of the most overdone karaoke songs ever to doing it "gospel" style, Lil definitely infuriated Simon with her choices. And when he called her out on being terrible, she talked back. You go, Lil. Nice work! Keep it up, because we need to see that fiery side so everyone will support you more. Lil could easily go home, but we could also easily see Kris, Anoop, or Matt take a hike as well. So let's keep Simon's least favorite contestant in for yet another week so she can talk back again next week, pick another really bad song, and overall make everyone feel uncomfortable.

Note to Lil: Here's some advice. You've become boring to the average watcher. That's why VFTW is supporting you, everyone else doesn't like you. What you need to do is pick something completely ridiculous next week if you're still around. Seriously. Pick something silly, stupid, fun, and just go for it a camp it up Megan style. If you want to be remembered, that's the way to do it. We'll support you either way. But think about it this way: Do you want to go home singing a boring song or go down in a giant ball of flames? Flames are fun.

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hookhoax
Posted: April 14, 2009 - 7:16pm
Joined: 17 Feb 2009

Flames ARE fun. Just ask Adam. He's having a blast.

SimonLector
Posted: April 14, 2009 - 7:18pm
Joined: 15 Jan 2009

Gawd she sucked...... and way to make us proud.
Anoop, Matt and Lil in the bottom with Anoop being safe.

RyaneStud
Posted: April 14, 2009 - 7:31pm
Joined: 08 Apr 2009

I just can't get behind this pick. I've been trying to psych myself up to do it ever since you announced Lil as our new pick, but I don't think she is the worst singer and Simon is the only judge who has a problem with her AND all of the judges (Simon included) think she is an incredible singer. Is bad song choice the only thing we use to choose our picks now? I mean, yes, she does talk back and that's cool I guess, but so does Anoop and he has crazy eyebrows, picks bad songs and has absolutely NO star quality. If you had to pick whose concert would be worse---Anoop or Lil's, wouldn't you choose Anoop? My votes is to switch our pick next week.

thefunnystone
Posted: April 14, 2009 - 7:35pm
Joined: 20 May 2006

You clearly don't get this site. Anoop did nothing VFTW worthy tonight.

KamU
Posted: April 14, 2009 - 7:45pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2009

Switch to Anoop? Were you watching the same thing we were tonight? Anoop did pretty well and still has a ton of fans. How could you possibly think Anoop was worse than Lil? And she even talked back! She's definately the right pick at this point. But once Lil is eventually (if ever) eliminated, from what I was observing tonight, Matt should be the VFTW pick in the top 5 or 4. I really can't stand him, but it seems that he's getting really frusterated. Almost every single week he performs either before or after Adam, which makes him forgotten. And am I the only one who sees how much of an ego he has? Not anywhere near as bad as Danny's, but he always thinks he's so sexy and such a good singer. But he's always critiqued in a bad way. Seriously, one of these next few weeks, his mole is gonna jump right off his forehead and attack the judges.

But for now, Lil is hilarious xD

And sorry for the fantard moment, but Adam was HOT. Again.. sorry.

Chubarama
Posted: April 14, 2009 - 7:50pm
Joined: 18 Jun 2008

She's a profoundly bad singer, which in and of itself makes her a great pick. She clearly has a good voice in there somewhere, but she has all the musical sense of a box of bricks. She chooses awful, wrong notes, and she sings them awfully, and then gets completely indignant when criticized, which shows she has no idea how bad she is, something essential for many of the greatest vftw choices.

Analog_Kid
Posted: April 14, 2009 - 7:54pm
Joined: 16 Apr 2008

Seeing Anoop in concert would at least have some ironic appeal. You could brag to your friends "hey, guess where I went last last night? To the Anoop concert! No shit!" You would be ashamed of admitting to even considering seeing Lil.

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ManWhore
Posted: April 14, 2009 - 7:55pm
Joined: 06 Feb 2007

It was hilarious how she took all that shit from the judges week after week, and the week she becomes the VFTW pick, she finally blows up at Simon!

I strongly hope Lil makes it to next week, and goes all out & unleashes the fury of hell upon anyone that calls her out.

glambertFTW
Posted: April 14, 2009 - 7:55pm
Joined: 30 Mar 2009

I wish people would stop questioning the pick.
If they want to bitch and complain, they should make their own site.
PEOPLE, vote your f*ckboobs off for HugeAssRounds.

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jungleboy6996
Posted: April 14, 2009 - 8:23pm
Joined: 12 Mar 2009

Lil rounds basically sucked the crome off the trailer hitch tonight.

a young black big booty girl singing the songs of an older jewish ballys yentle???

were all the whitney houston movie sound tracks already taken? Why the fuck would one "channel" bette middler and then make it gospel???

It was fun to see ryan try to stop Lil from commenting at the end (..we are running out of time..too bad you all ran over once again and fucked up the tivo..

It was like someone getting a black girls hair wet..you knew there was gonna be an ass whipping..

Lil was ready to reach back and smack that bitch of a seacrest with her stong pimp hand.

Simon ofcourse is right..fucker..he always is...

Lil chose a piss poor song...

Well not as bad as kris..let me sing a song noone has heard before ( except that horney cougar kara) and then sing it offkey...wtf??

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