Seriously? Someone Signed Jason Castro?

Posted by againstallodds on April 10th, 2009 at 2:19 PM
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Jason Cash-ho says in an interview at Billboard.com that he found a "home" at Atlantic Records. Oh, hell no. Beasty Cash-ho doesn't need any more money from her cash cow son. At least this gives us ample opportunity to chronicle plenty of failures as his album tanks and his family desperately tries to get free stuff out of it. Is there a family that's more money hungry than the Castros? Probably not. Rumor also has it at MJ's big Blog that Jason is working with Kara DildoGuardi on some songs. They should be doubly awful then.

ETA: Apparently the record deal is NOT confirmed, still a rumor. Our faith in humanity is restored.
ETA2: Dammit. It's confirmed. Why anyone would sign this idiot is beyond us.
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jungleboy6996
Posted: April 12, 2009 - 5:52pm
Joined: 12 Mar 2009

jason castro...well fuck me and pass the doobie...

Jason castro..the same asshole that got to sit in this year's audience with the likes of alexis grace ( wow look at her scoul!!!)

apparently fucking kara comes with some benefits...

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silverstone
Posted: April 13, 2009 - 12:31am
Joined: 02 Mar 2009

What I recall about Fidel Castro...oh...wait a sec...Jason Castro was that he actually wanted to play Sublime, and stuff like that. Or, he actually did when he did his off camera auditions. TPTB wouldn't let him do it on live tv. We all know Sublime. Loved them.

He still looks like Vinnie Barbarino with dreads...cute as ever.

Can we bring him back on AI and vftw him again?

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SaraBaby828
Posted: April 13, 2009 - 11:08am
Joined: 18 Apr 2008

Yea, I don't think anything official has been announced yet. I do promotions for Atlantic and I haven't heard anything yet, so I'm guessing it's still "in the works" or whatever.

FenderBender
Posted: April 13, 2009 - 4:28pm
Joined: 20 Mar 2007

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He still looks like Vinnie Barbarino with dreads...cute as ever

You're on the wrong board, Sweetheart. Go away.

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sanggurl
Posted: April 13, 2009 - 9:37pm
Joined: 06 May 2008

Official statement from Atlantic

Damn. Y'all some hatahs. I say put a cd out sing it up. Hell, every other Idol afterthought has. Why not him? Sing, and let the chips fall where they may. If he fails, he fails, but I say he wins.

Good for him. Better than me. I don't have a record deal.

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SaraBaby828
Posted: April 15, 2009 - 3:34pm
Joined: 18 Apr 2008

So I just found out that Jason will be "meeting" the Atlantic family next week with a special performance in their NY offices... funny thing is that it's scheduled for 4/20, haha, go figure!!

VeganVampire107
Posted: April 17, 2009 - 7:30pm
Joined: 14 Apr 2009

Gee, Castro got signed. Let's all drop our Kelly Clarkson old-skool CDs and go nuts for him and go all-out and buy a dreads wig. God, give me a frigging break. Jason Castro? Seriously. Come on. Someone jump out from a paper-wall-screen and tell me this is a joke.

The guy's punk-ass-wannabe-hipster little brother was on the show, got booted for obvious repeat Castro and popularity issues on account of a chunk of his head being the color of kool-aid, and his hairstyle screams, well, you know. And the whole Kara thing? All they'll do is fight over whose more in time with their metranome. Ch'yeah, I can see how this is gonna go down.

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