Seriously? Someone Signed Jason Castro?

Posted by againstallodds on April 10th, 2009 at 2:19 PM
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Jason Cash-ho says in an interview at Billboard.com that he found a "home" at Atlantic Records. Oh, hell no. Beasty Cash-ho doesn't need any more money from her cash cow son. At least this gives us ample opportunity to chronicle plenty of failures as his album tanks and his family desperately tries to get free stuff out of it. Is there a family that's more money hungry than the Castros? Probably not. Rumor also has it at MJ's big Blog that Jason is working with Kara DildoGuardi on some songs. They should be doubly awful then.

ETA: Apparently the record deal is NOT confirmed, still a rumor. Our faith in humanity is restored.
ETA2: Dammit. It's confirmed. Why anyone would sign this idiot is beyond us.
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person
Posted: April 10, 2009 - 6:17pm
Joined: 08 Mar 2009

I don't wanna start an argument, but that is not true. I know the worsters like to have a laugh - and that's exactly what that is, a joke. He nor his family are bad people.

Yukon Bloamie
Posted: April 10, 2009 - 6:57pm
Joined: 05 Mar 2007

Time to legalize Marijuana. Seems to me like execs cant function on a contact high. Maybe if it were legal they could use it with impunity, rather than those sweet bags of quality coke, and build up their tolerance and not ram themselves into these kind of dead end deals.

idolfannomore99
Posted: April 10, 2009 - 6:56pm
Joined: 23 Feb 2008

Sorry, but I think Jason is genuine and not a plant or poser-He has written several songs of his own that are quite good.
Have no clue what Kara's role is in this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA67_oHKRFs

She seems to have a crush on him, however!

Mugsy
Posted: April 10, 2009 - 7:59pm
Joined: 11 Jul 2008

Of course she has a crush on him; he's breathing. She didn't mention his package though, so it must not be too big a crush.

The Castrotards must be going wild over this news. Three, two, one.....hot flash!

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jasoncastro
Posted: April 10, 2009 - 8:29pm
Joined: 29 Apr 2008

i thought you liked jason castro?
what happened? i mean, i know his mom was trying to get money out of his fans, but why would you turn on HIM?

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FenderBender
Posted: April 10, 2009 - 8:44pm
Joined: 20 Mar 2007

Has Atlantic Records really lowered their standards that much? Oh well, it'll be fun to watch the ship sink.

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AngryVader
Posted: April 10, 2009 - 9:23pm
Joined: 17 Apr 2008

Ahhhhhh!!!! Kara without makeup! The horror!

Tropics500
Posted: April 10, 2009 - 10:01pm
Joined: 03 Mar 2009

I always thought Castro was a jeebus freek. I expected him to have some Christian rock drek out by now. So. I was wrong? Well good, because stoners are way higher on the evolutionary scale than JF's any day.

OT, but let's say Hokey wins. You think AI is willing to produce a Christian Rock album? I was wasting time at YT today (I'm housebound per doctor order)and , although there's a shitload of Glambert pre-AI vids, the only one I could find of Gokey was one really awful Religibot crapation. Personally, when the show started I didn't think they'd go down the country path, but it's made them a boot scoot boogie full of money, so can the 'prosperity gospel' scam be far behind?

Just wondering.

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Amen.

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lulu_banana
Posted: April 10, 2009 - 10:42pm
Joined: 08 Apr 2008

BHAHAHA who was the idiot who signed this loser??? This will backfire badly. What a freaking waste of money.

joeyharmonic
Posted: April 10, 2009 - 10:53pm
Joined: 07 Mar 2007

Kara didn't get to write songs for Joplanta's (now non-)Album, so this is her consolation? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Bonghead still has to complete the album and that is going to be way more work than he has ever had to do in his life, so I'm betting all we will get is a 6 song EP after a massively long and over-budget recording session, unless they move his couch and stoner friends into the studio with him.

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