Megan Flew the Coop! Aw, Bird Crap!

Posted by thefunnystone on April 1st, 2009 at 6:01 PM
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Megan told Simon she didn't care about him and CAW CAWed over to the bottom 3 stools, complete with wing span. Then Simon said they wouldn't even bother voting to save her, probably because she's too awesome for this show. This girl is amazing, and we love her for it. But since Megan was sent home, VFTW cries a tear of sadness. Megan really grew on us these last few weeks and she became an amazing pick, one of the quirkiest, most fun picks ever. Thanks for the entertainment, Megan, and we're sorry we couldn't save you. Guess America doesn't like our bird of paradise. But thanks for going out on a fun note, and you've always got fans in VFTW! We knew you'd always keep us smiling.

As always, our picks eventually go home and we need to vote for someone new. Who's the next pick? Tune in to the VFTW Radio Show on Alldigitalradio.com from 10-11 PM Eastern tonight to chime in and voice your opinion. Poll coming soon.

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Hastingslament
Posted: April 2, 2009 - 12:23am
Joined: 21 Apr 2008

I absolutely loved how Megan got under Cowell's skin. But the thing that got him so riled was that she didn't care. But it wasn't bravado on her part, she really didn't care and he just couldn't handle that. Not cowering to Cowell. She truly put him through a high blood pressure moment. Love you Megan! What was classic too was the fake "Megan's journey" segment. The first clip had Cowell totally contradicting himself: "She's so relevant". "She's so different" Yeah, a bit too relevant and different for your vanilla world, mate! Oh, the deadly middle of the mainstream!

Whisp
Posted: April 2, 2009 - 1:46am
Joined: 21 May 2006

Hey Tropics and Lunreclpse....FUCK THE FUCK OFF and go back to your fucking idoltard boards.

Now, as for the show.

I'm in a musical timewarp, right where I prefer to be thanks to Kara and her ilk, so I had no idea who Lady Gaga was. I'd heard the name, but never saw a picture, etc. All I have to say is what in the FUCK was that? Megan has loads more talent than that hobag. And that dumb bitch who sang with Smokey last week.

Lady Caca fuckfest aside......Best. Results. Show. EVER. I can't fucking believe the shenanigans Megan was pulling tonight! Slighs feeble "Hi Dave" isn't fit to wipe the ass of all the VFTW shout outs Megan pulled off tonight. Antonella and Sanjaya can SUCK IT. Megan is the Goddess of VFTW. Simon wasn't pissed because of the "I don't care" comment, he was pissed because of her Caw-Cawing and arm-flapping across the stage in blatant homage to US! She even had the rest of the kids Caw-Cawing! Did you hear her tell Alison "Don't forget to Caw!"??

Watching her goodbye montage made me remember how much the judges LOVED her in the beginning. I'm convinced they threw her under the bus because of us, and the fact that she obviously whole heartedly embraced and appreciated being our pick. She's better, in a non VFTW way than nearly all of the results show guests who sang. She tons better than Amy Winehouse. She's better than Duffy by far, and just as good as Adelle. If they can get a record deal, no reason Megan shouldn't.

And fuckoff anyone who tells me to stop fantarding. After tonight, we should all be bowing at her feet. That was a show for the Worster ages.

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lunreclpse
Posted: April 2, 2009 - 2:33am
Joined: 20 Mar 2009

Hey Whisp, good job posting the exact same self-indulgent bullshit that you did on the Post Game Analysis...I'm not a fantard I just didn't care for Megan one bit. I'm sure you hated one of the past worsters secretly but were too afraid to say anything about it...oh and learn to get your point across without resorting to over-the-top cussing

Whisp
Posted: April 2, 2009 - 3:06am
Joined: 21 May 2006

Listen fucknut, I can curse all the fuck I want, mmmmmfuckenkay? I can also copy and paste all I want, just like 90% of the other people here do when they write something spaning more than one paragraph.

Oh, and I've hated many of the past picks, and completely voiced my opinion on the subject, thank you very much. You must be a real fucking retard to think somseoe would actually be AFRAID to voice their opinion on some anonymous Internet OPINION website.

Self indulgent? You must be a Simon fucktard.

Get a dictionary.

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jennyislove
Posted: April 2, 2009 - 6:34am
Joined: 16 Apr 2008

Aw bird crap! I would love the pick to be Scott! He has to be the one! PINK PANTS FTW!

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gemmnyc
Posted: April 2, 2009 - 7:41am
Joined: 02 Apr 2009

Bye Bye Megan thankfully there is not another week of listening to you and your horrible voice. Last night was the bet american idol by far. Not even to give her a chance was just the best. she deserves that shit she was a snotty bi**h every week. And the girl was all t and A and nothing more and not nearly a singer! Good bye and farwell. thank God for small favors!

tantrum
Posted: April 2, 2009 - 7:54am
Joined: 29 Feb 2008

Megan has a lot of guts to pull what she did last night. That pisses the judges a lot. They have to find new piÑatas. They will be Matt, Anoop, and Scott. I'll go with Scott as they will look like cruel jerks once they start ripping him apart.

polizia
Posted: April 2, 2009 - 8:04am
Joined: 20 Feb 2008

Tropics500...jeez how original, watching too much scrubs??? It's just so funny how you are sooo affected by all these. I wonder how you sad little life is like...Quoting egotistical characters on a comedy show...Bithcing and moaning about a website that is based on comedy and sarcasm...Teehee...Funny... =)

TheUnwanted
Posted: April 2, 2009 - 8:56am
Joined: 10 Mar 2009

Whisp, when you use words like "loads more talent" and "better than Duffy", you are exposing your true fantardedness and adoration for Megan. I "heart" for you that she's gone bro.

Personally, I wish there was a forum where the fantards could go at it with the worsters and vice versa. That would be radical. Instead, you have 1 forum where you get banned for hating and 1 forum where you get banned for loving.

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TheUnwanted
Posted: April 2, 2009 - 8:57am
Joined: 10 Mar 2009

DOUBLE POSTED

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