Because American Idol wants to steal more money from kids, Fremantle has partnered with Upper Deck to put American Idol contestants on a new series of trading cards, available April 21. There are 138 cards in all. Cards will probably include a scratch and barf Constantine Maroulis, a much smaller than real life Jorbacca Sparks card (so the card wouldn't have to weigh 10,000 pounds), and a Jason Castro card that steals your money while you sleep. but we think the Paula abdul card (left) is a gross misrepresentation. Where's the slurring? Where's the vodka? Where's the ridiculous outfit? Worsters would obviously create a much better deck of cards, so post yours in the comments if you come up with anything better.
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