American Idol Trading Cards? Seriously?

Posted by thefunnystone on March 17th, 2009 at 3:43 PM
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Because American Idol wants to steal more money from kids, Fremantle has partnered with Upper Deck to put American Idol contestants on a new series of trading cards, available April 21. There are 138 cards in all. Cards will probably include a scratch and barf Constantine Maroulis, a much smaller than real life Jorbacca Sparks card (so the card wouldn't have to weigh 10,000 pounds), and a Jason Castro card that steals your money while you sleep. but we think the Paula abdul card (left) is a gross misrepresentation. Where's the slurring? Where's the vodka? Where's the ridiculous outfit? Worsters would obviously create a much better deck of cards, so post yours in the comments if you come up with anything better.

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Cyanide
Posted: March 17, 2009 - 6:52pm
Joined: 15 Jan 2009

As requested:

[/i]removed because it has the AI logo in it. ~ Deb[/i]

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Posted: March 17, 2009 - 7:44pm
Joined: 07 Feb 2009

beautifully done, Cyanide. :D

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azurebird
Posted: March 17, 2009 - 7:59pm
Joined: 29 Mar 2008

American Idol reminds me of a massive black hole sucking in everything around them. Black Holes are known to where it would get so big, it wil eventually collapse in of itself.

So that's what they are. A.I. WILL eventually collapse, implode...whatever.

And we'll be on the front seats waiting, gleefully.

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Dannys Golden Cow
Posted: March 17, 2009 - 9:09pm
Joined: 20 Feb 2009

Woah. Photoshop. Since when has Paula been classy?

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TheMuffinMan
Posted: March 17, 2009 - 10:20pm
Joined: 22 Jan 2008

'and a Jason Castro card that steals your money while you sleep.'

^ Funniest thing I've read all evening.

NormundDontBeGentle
Posted: March 17, 2009 - 11:46pm
Joined: 19 Feb 2009

hellokitty23
Posted: March 18, 2009 - 12:01am
Joined: 11 Feb 2009

For sure I am buying the Blind Scott card. His face will be partially raised and all print is in braille. Plus, his furry head will be neon, for those who are "partially visually impaired." It would be really adorable if they added the musical notes to "Mary Had a Little Lamb" with a tiny picture of Mr. Blind leading the children's choir at his church.

Roostah
Posted: March 18, 2009 - 12:16am
Joined: 19 Mar 2008

OY....Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse

dragonisk
Posted: March 18, 2009 - 4:57am
Joined: 20 Mar 2008

that picture of Paula is probably limited edition. the common ones they'll be releasing would be Paula at her own self - drunk and high.

P.S. Paula thinks the mic is Adam's "magic stick"

Cutie1234
Posted: March 18, 2009 - 3:09pm
Joined: 10 Apr 2008

Umm yeah... Nothing can be bigger than grabbage pail kids.

Man I wish they would bring those back. I still have some.