Adam Lambert Likes to Take Pictures of Himself Making Out With Some Dude

Posted by thefunnystone on March 1st, 2009 at 9:05 PM
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While we didn't want to hurt his chances in the competition by scaring the fundie frauen away from him, Adam Lambert apparently has tons of photos of himself making out with some dude online that were posted on our message board. So for the idiots who somehow think this guy is not gay, Adam Lambert is gay. Total future VFTW pick because he's going to completely scare off the tween girl and bored housewife vote eventually (which really is a smart career move when you see how they ruin careers like Clay Aiken's).

 

Adam is an attention whore, and we love it! He's probably lurking here right now. We like his style. Click read more for more pictures.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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SC
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 1:56pm
Joined: 02 Mar 2009

The whole purpose of this site seems to have has always been about taking a shot at the powers that be with their business as usual manipulation of we the masses by paradoxically touting AI as a show that's putting the power back in the hands of the people, right? Like the larger goal is to attempt to balance out the scales by exposing the hypocrisy so that we the people are empowered with the knowledge to fight back?

So isn't this a first to make as the goal exposing the 'truth' about a scenario of people in an effort to derail a contestant not because they're the Worst in terms of talent but because you believe the powers that be in this scenario are the tweens and bored housewives? Dudes, you know what I'm a girl and believe you me I can appreciate that life's different for the less-than-model-hot among us because I'm no Amazonian Heidi Klum. If you see the world as full of bigots as your comment suggests, then isn't the fight for the good fight against the status-quo that would vote for a no-talent from middle-America over the guy with the crazy talent and the purple makeup? You're really just perpetuating the status-quo, aren't you :(

The true Worst is probably Michael Sarver, the bumpkin from Okiefenogie with his one-octave range and his wedding reception dance moves. I mean like post the pictures if you must because that's how you make your money and the pictures are out there anyways. But hoping to appeal to peoples' bigotry by picking on Adam just seems misguided in terms of the target, don't you think?

Lambert FTW
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 1:50pm
Joined: 07 Feb 2009

if he is lurking here, WE LOVE YOU ADAM! :D

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tantrum
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 2:12pm
Joined: 29 Feb 2008

Even without these pictures, there is no way in hell TPTB will allow him to win even if he deserves it.
At this point his real fans will never care (they know) but I think he is talented enough that he will stay until top 3-5.

supedupX
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 2:18pm
Joined: 22 Mar 2008

Tantrum, I'm not so sure. I kind of think this is the year of the gay idol. Although maybe I'm just being too optimistic of this damn show and of America.

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TatianaFTW
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 2:24pm
Joined: 19 Feb 2009

OMG I AM LOVING ADAM LAMBERT! He is the TRUE worst-er!

This will make all the girls cry... like that Sanjaya girl xD

hookhoax
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 2:31pm
Joined: 17 Feb 2009

SC: Even though you are 100% correct, you shouldn't waste your time. VFTW is nothing more than a week-by-week fan site for people too cool to admit that deep down, they truly LOVE American Idol. Think I'm wrong? Try going on the forum and casually mention that you might be voting for someone OTHER than that weeks "chosen one." You will be booted faster than you can say NorMUND.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Like Old Tom said, it's hilarious and it's free.

SC
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 2:43pm
Joined: 02 Mar 2009

One more piece of inspiration to help VTFW make their choice:

"Michael you didn't perform well but America should vote for you anyways" - Simon Cowell

NormalFull
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 3:00pm
Joined: 02 Jul 2006

okay so that explains the chapped lips

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SC
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 3:13pm
Joined: 02 Mar 2009

I just signed up to post a comment today, so I've never seen the forums.

But I think it's worth pointing out even if it's not going to make any difference because if VFTW is motivated to pick the contestant that's liable to generate the most traffic for them by getting the most attention so that they can make the most money, then how are they any different from the producers of AI that they profess to hate so much for their manipulation of public and hypocrisy?

Old Tom
Posted: March 2, 2009 - 3:29pm
Joined: 18 Feb 2009

VFTW is making money?

Dang, for as much as I've been posting here, I expect some royalties...

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