Claymates Attack... and Fail Miserably

Posted by thefunnystone on February 16th, 2009 at 7:23 AM
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You may remember that Clay Aiken fans killed his career by over-requesting his songs and annoying everyone with constant attacks to anyone who would speak poorly of Clay. The Claymates also attacked anyone who called him gay, which led to the ridiculous reaction they had when Clay outed himself last year. Now, Craig Hlavaty barely mentions Clay Aiken as having bad music in a Houston Press blog and the Claymates pounce! Most hilarious is that they accuse Craig of being homophobic. Silly, idiots! The best part is that after the few rabid fools are done, everyone mocks them relentlessly.

"Wow, looks like another person who likes to hate on someone else, this time, Clay Aiken, so that they can try to be funny. Since I love his singing, I guess beauty is in the "eye" of the beholder. And it looks like you have none. Evidently no ears either" - Brooke

"Don't you just hate these homophobic morons? I bet Craig never heard a single Clay Aiken's song in his life." - Jen

"Why in the world are you knocking Clay Aiken? Have you heard his music? I didn't think so! Clay is not only a great singer, he's also a consummate entertainer and a wonderful humanitarian. PLUS, it's no longer cool to diss Clay Aiken!" - Kit

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Cyanide
Posted: February 16, 2009 - 10:46am
Joined: 15 Jan 2009

It's "no longer cool" to diss Clay Aiken? Damn, clearly I missed the bandwagon, here.

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IdolBabylon
Posted: February 16, 2009 - 1:19pm
Joined: 13 Mar 2008

It's the first stage of grief... Denial.

Spindoc
Posted: February 16, 2009 - 1:54pm
Joined: 28 Jan 2009

These pooor pooor old fat women, if they had gone to college in some state where more gay people are out, they would know that the sense of closeness and affection they had for CLAY was that of a budding fag hag for their homo partner in crime. It can be fun for both if the woman doesn't get overly obsessive. But these women, whom life has sort of left behind thought they had found a perfect little hetro gentleman. Somebody that didn't care if they were fat or unattractive etc... Well again, those poor poor women, if they had any sense of reality at all, they would have known that he didn't care about their appearences because he was GAY! And now they are having to try to switch gears. Before, they attacked anybody who said he was gay, and now they are calling anybody who doesn't like him homophobic. It's just too damn funny.

Scott Baio
Posted: February 16, 2009 - 9:06pm
Joined: 05 Mar 2008

You know, I hate to say it, but I think some of these "Claymates" are going to be in for a rude awakening one of these days. After mounting a rabid, blind defense of him for the last few years, it's only a matter of time until their world is shattered. He'll probably end up doing something weird like artificially inseminating an old lesbian and then announcing to the world that he's gay. Don't ask me how I know, but I have a strong feeling that one or both of those things will end up happening, and what will the Claymates do then?

What? Did I miss something?

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FenderBender
Posted: February 17, 2009 - 4:32pm
Joined: 20 Mar 2007

I'm a fan of Clay Aiken, but even I can see that he could be extremely annoying to those who aren't fans. And his music isn't that good. Problem is, he passed on some of his better material because he didn't like it.

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Weenrocks
Posted: February 17, 2009 - 6:13pm
Joined: 22 Feb 2008

I don't know why people keep implying that he is gay. He impregnated a woman people! He is the father of a kid! He's obviously not gay! Sheesh. Enough with that stuff.

edgemusicman
Posted: February 20, 2009 - 10:30pm
Joined: 21 Oct 2008

I would like to know where those Claymates have gone now that he has officially been dropped by RCA Records?