Michael Johns Turns 30 Today

Posted by thefunnystone on October 20th, 2008 at 1:18 PM
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Today is the Aussie Douche's 30th birthday. Coincidentally, he doesn't look a day over 40.
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Smartie
Posted: October 20, 2008 - 2:39pm
Joined: 02 Apr 2007

I wonder if his BFF Dolly Parton will send him a birthday gift? Afterall, he claims they're so close!

 

LYING SONG STEALING ASSHOLE. 

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azurebird
Posted: October 20, 2008 - 6:20pm
Joined: 29 Mar 2008

So your 30...so has billions of others before you.

Big deal.

By the way, happy birthday.

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realpoizen
Posted: October 21, 2008 - 4:43pm
Joined: 10 Jun 2006

Happy birthday Sweaty !

Scott Baio
Posted: October 21, 2008 - 6:53pm
Joined: 05 Mar 2008

Wow, you guys are really sad. Harping on some old contestant from last season that nobody even remembers anymore. Don't you guys have anything better to do with your lives than spreading yet more garbage about a guy who's just trying to make a living? Seriously, last season ended months ago, and here's VFTW still talking crap about the guy who came in 8th place. Ooo, you're so subversive!!! Maybe if you moved out of your parents' basements, you would be able to go out there and actually do something yourselves rather than just bitch about other people who are doing just that. You ever think of that, losers?

Just kidding. Happy birthday, Kanga-douche!

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nonidol
Posted: October 21, 2008 - 7:27pm
Joined: 26 Mar 2008

Happy birthday...Someone please give him a ticket back!

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BeckEye
Posted: October 24, 2008 - 2:12am
Joined: 20 Feb 2008

Ohhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

I'm a horrible stalker/obsessor/fantard. I totally forgot his birthday. But YOU GUYS remembered!! Ha ha! So who's obsessed with him now??

Okay, yeah...it's still me I guess.

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jasoncastro
Posted: October 26, 2008 - 11:41pm
Joined: 29 Apr 2008

I find it funny how you call other people douches and cunts.

You're not funny.

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gypsy91
Posted: October 28, 2008 - 10:34pm
Joined: 28 Oct 2008

If anyone is stealing, it's you guys.