Claymates Begin the Inevitable Meltdown. Grab Popcorn!

Posted by thefunnystone on September 23rd, 2008 at 6:03 PM
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Some highlights from the suffocation of Clay Aiken's frauen and their reaction to his coming out here. By the way, just as geese come in a gaggle, and crows come in a murder, a group of frauen is called a suffocation.

"I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. I feel sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course its true. No other reason to have a kid in that way. I feel like crying."

"This is a gut wrenching day for The ClayNation. Somebody wake me up, I hope its a dream"

"please tell me I'm not the only one who is shocked beyond belief! I feel numb I'm so upset. This can't be real!! How can you guys say this won't change anything? This changes EVERYTHING. I don't even know what to think right now."

"Murah, I am so upset about this, I can't even think straight. My head hurts because as soon as I saw the cover, I burst out in tears and haven't been able to stop ever since. If this turns out to be true, I don't know if I can accept it because it would mean he lied to us all of these years. He told us the rumors were not true, he told us he was not gay and to now here it from the media and not him is just too much. The baby story was tough enough to handle, but I don't think I can deal with this. If he's happy, good for him, but I've always hated being lied to. What really bothers me is that if it turns out to be true, how can I not think twice about all the JP stuff. Once someone lies to me, it's really hard for me to ever trust them again. I've always been able to put up with a lot from people but don't lie to me. I do not tolerate liars. I won't know what to believe anymore. I have believed in Clay, I have defended him. I have taken so much crap over the years from co-workers as well as my own family. I don't know how I'm going to deal with this."

Just wait until tomorrow when the People cover is on People.com. We'll have some delicious fireworks. VFTW Victory!

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onaona
Posted: September 24, 2008 - 3:03am
Joined: 19 Apr 2008

First thing I thought when I heard Clay came out: 'Finally!'
Second thing I thought: 'Man, the Claymates are going to go insane. I MUST watch this batshit unfold.'

brb looking for more claymate fansites

cookiesnightmare
Posted: September 24, 2008 - 5:03am
Joined: 24 Sep 2008

Wait until the Gaspytards and frau hear him come out! All heaven and earth will heave with disappointment!

The stories of some of these freaks just scare me! The best are the Cashtrotards handing their money over to this stoner and thinking he is the second coming of Christ!!!!!

Moxie
Posted: September 24, 2008 - 7:10am
Joined: 10 May 2008

I thought the same thing as the last couple of comments...

1. Finally.

2. Oh no, his fans won't be able to handle this.

3. I wonder if this makes it "safe" for Lil' Davey and other closeted contestants to come out.

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Papayafan
Posted: September 24, 2008 - 7:21am
Joined: 12 Apr 2007

For the first time ever, I actually feel sorry for Clay. The years of denial always annoyed me, although I also thought the question was irrelevant and unfair. I'm sure he knew the Claytard meltdown would be catastrophic and that he has always been in a no-win situation. The child is adorable and I hope can be raised in some sense of normalcy now. Good luck, Clay.

CaptainObvious
Posted: September 24, 2008 - 7:41am
Joined: 22 Sep 2008

Hilarious. Who are these idiots that are "surprised"? Good for him for coming clean though.

RyansCloset
Posted: September 24, 2008 - 8:48am
Joined: 23 Mar 2008

As soon as I saw this on the yahoo homepage I didnt even waste a second reading their article; I rushed over to this site! VFTW is my drug of choice.

As idiots as the clayfans are, they'll probably wont believe it until they see a picutre of Ryan ramming Clay and Chuletta filming it...

runuts251
Posted: September 24, 2008 - 9:09am
Joined: 07 Jun 2006

Holy Hanah! Clay is gay? Get the f*ck out!

I can't believe how retarded people are. Seriously.

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HappyCows
Posted: September 27, 2008 - 9:14pm
Joined: 27 Sep 2008

Ugh, what a bunch of homophobes.