P. I. M. P.

I wish he'd at least acknowledge us though ... see what a few extra weeks on Idol can get you?

Whew! That lady from "Curb Your Enthusiasm" bravely saved Kevin's life at about 0:55 in that clip! When he talks about "feeling the bump" and reaches for her womb area, she slaps his hand away. The clip makes it look like Cheryl Hines was hitting young master Kevin because he is a little perv, but she was in fact just protecting him with her natural motherly instincts. Kevin is young and naive, so he doesn't realize, like most people, that touching anywhere in the near vicinity of Lohan's filthy underparts will result in scorching cases of gonorrhea, herpes, Asian bird flu, hepatitis, the common cold, pubic lice, the Black Plague, feline leukemia, chicken pox, anthrax, Rocky Mountain spotted fever, syphillis, and a nasty speech impediment.

Uh oh, looks like he got too close! I guess the speech impediment will remain with him for life. How sad!

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The movie looks awesome! i can't wait!

Deb/Dave for president Nov' 08!

*Snort* Feline leukemia?!?! Damn it, Scott, now I have to clean coffee off my monitor.

There's a fine line between not listening and not caring. I walk that line everyday. - Private Leonard L. Church

Good thing I don't drink coffee anymore. The water was a lot easier to clean off the monitor.

Randy Jackson may talk like an idiot and he may act like an idiot, but don't let that fool you.
He really is an idiot.

HAHAHA! It looks like his character is a really obnoxious little shit, too. This should be good!

And yeah, realpoizen, he better recognize!

Deb/Dave '08

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