Greedy Jason Castro and His Fans Deserve a Smackdown

Maybe Jason should be using some of those cash donations for a full-time bodyguard.

I see absolutely nothing wrong with this trend. I myself have personally read some comments on this website about how much some of you "love" me and think I'm "a genius." Therefore, I would appreciate it if you would show your love for me by purchasing me a new diamond Rolex. Yes, I know I already have one, but I just noticed yesterday that it has a tiny little scratch on the bottom of the battery case, so it is now damaged goods and beneath someone of my particular standards and internet fame.

So let's go, Baiotards. You want to show me how much you love me? Buy me a new Rolex. For real. I need it.

I will also accept the following items as acceptable substitutes:

1. One new Ferrari of any model or color (except yellow). No "pre-owned" items, please.

2. One thoroughly trained monkey butler. Miniature tuxedo must be pressed and unsoiled.

3. One diamond-studded, solid 14k gold cockring, size Extra Small. No, it's not for me. It's for the monkey butler. Only the finest quality penile accessories for my primate employees.

4. One new Mercedes Benz SL65 AMG. For driving while the Ferrari is getting its beauty rest. Yes, I know I already have two, but they are 2007 models. In other words, they are old. Gimme gimme gimme.

5. One diamond-studded, solid platinum cockring, size Extra Average. For me. My monkey butler should be outfitted well, but not better than his master.

All right, that's about it for now. I hope you all realize how much I really deserve all of these items and open your wallets accordingly. I mean, come on. Sure, this anonymous internet commenting gig pays well, but after that's over, I will have no more money! Therefore, you, as my internet admirers, have a duty, nay, an obligation to keep me living in the style to which I have grown accustomed. Cough it up, suckers!

I mean, my adoring fanbase.

http://notbaio.wordpress.com

Sweet list Mr. Baio, but the trick is to have your mom post it.

Did Jason Castro ask for these gifts or did his fantards automatically assume he needed them?

I added him on myspace and he said his computer was broken and he was going to get it fixed. So did his fans jump to a conclusion?

I also think it's really great what David Cook and Michael Johns are doing for Luke Menard. Will you still be calling them BigHead and Aussie Douche?

I'm obviously not the real Jason Castro.
It was late when I decided to make an account on here...

I will volunteer to collect the money for Scot Baio's fund. If I accidentally buy a Porsche for myself rather than a Ferrari for Scot, that should not be held against me.

Maybe I am too cynical, but I would be worried about sending money to some woman that I do not know to supposedly go to a gift card for Jason.

What is to stop her from putting just a small percentage on a gift card, and pocketing the rest? If she gives him nothing, and thus Jason does not say "thanks for the gift" to his fans, that can be chalked up to him being stoned, or too busy.

If she gives him a small gift card, and he just says "thanks to my fans" rather than "thanks for the $1000+ gift card" that would just be "proof" of his humbleness, that he did not want to embarrass his fans by mentioning the total.

I realize that it is their money to spend as they please, but surely there is a worthier cause than a "celebrity" to donate your money to....such as the Scot Baio fund. Send money to

"Scot Baio's Fund"
C/O Rebel at VFTW

Please, no checks. I don't want you to be able to trace my money laundering back to my real personality.

Baio - I nub nu!!:paula Alas my BaioTard-ness will prove to be unprofitable for you as I've already proclaimed myself to be Unravel's Frau - that's right bitches - the one and only UnFrau - and he's my beneficiary. There is always sexual favors tho - an uber-sized condom pack will be mailed to you shortly...your legions of baiotards/fraus can thank me later ;)

One favor tho? Post in the forum some would ya?

I just read Ramiele's blog and it is DISGUSTING...and their fans call ME "piece of trash". Her whining about 'I hope someone (wink, wink) buys me a guitar FOR MY BIRTHDAY' post is sickening. You are a grown adult, birthday gifts are for children.

People DON'T GIVE THEM SHIT! They don't deserve it. Give it to a charity. Help Luke, instead of whining about a guitar and a free computer.

Like Castro, who's father is an architect, is some poor bastard.

sickening...there I said it.

Apple was a major sponsor of AI7. All the contestants would have received brand new Macbooks and Iphones. Not that they need it - they're getting paid around $200,000 for three months of touring.

Anyone who buys these people gifts is an idiot. 

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Oops, apparently, Castro got his new Mac from a fan.

Whore.

That's disgusting. Those stupid tards should gave that money to Luke or other charity fonds... The Castro family and Ramiele are all disgusting mooches.