Gay Stripper Releases a New Song

Posted by thefunnystone on August 8th, 2008 at 12:30 PM
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For some reason, David Hernandez is still pretending to be straight. To help further this ridiculous facade, the gay stripper has released a new song called "Yo Name" on his Myspace. The song is awful, complete with amateur photography of him riding in a car with a tranny. Look, we're going to be blunt here, David. 1) No one likes you. Not even us. 2) Stop pretending to be straight. Not even your mom believes it. 3) You suck at singing and have no star potential. Go back to offering to give middle-aged men blow jobs for money. It might be the only thing you have a talent for.

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Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: August 10, 2008 - 8:49am
Joined: 20 Jan 2007

"lots of loyal fans"???

You mean the ones he was doing at Dick's?

those fans? Cuz that's about it.

LOL

HotPink.Jewel
Posted: August 12, 2008 - 7:19pm
Joined: 12 Jan 2008

Sounds like a baby crying at the beginning of that song. I nearly cried, too...it was so horrible.