Awww, how precious... if he was 5. Check out these ridiculous pictures from Archuletaweb.com from a Celebrity Pictures photo shoot with David Archuleta. For more laughs, check out our message board thread.
Awww, how precious... if he was 5. Check out these ridiculous pictures from Archuletaweb.com from a Celebrity Pictures photo shoot with David Archuleta. For more laughs, check out our message board thread.
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"So?? That's the way he
"So??
That's the way he is.
Just leave him the fuck alone."
That reminds me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWSjUe0FyxQ
"So?? That's the way he
"So??
That's the way he is.
Just leave him the fuck alone."
*SOB* LEAVE ARCHIE ALONE!!!!1111oneonesin(pi/2)
So, you admit that he's a dumbass. Glad we've cleared that up.
There's a difference in
There's a difference in being shy and being an asexual eunuch.
BTW, you embrace your retardedness so well. Good for you!
Growth-stunted? -No he's
Growth-stunted?
-No he's not, dumbfuck. He's 5' 7 "
Midget!
Dumber than an inbred hillbilly?
- No, he's got a 4.0 GPA.
Big fucking deal. He rides the short bus. They all have 4.0 GPA's.
How tall are you then
How tall are you then asshole?
4 feet?
I don't see how everyone can get a 4.0 GPA in a 400 person school.
You're fucking retarded.
I don't see how everyone
I don't see how everyone can get a 4.0 GPA in a 400 person school.
I'm sure you can't see it. You ride the short bus too.
You're fucking retarded.
I'm really tempted to post your myspace pic and your IP address.
I'm really tempted to
I'm really tempted to post your myspace pic and your IP address.
Do it Deb, I need more tard pix for my collection
""He also has people like
""He also has people like you following him, who are about as dumb as he is, putting your IQ slightly above the number of times you've been laid. (None.)""
LMAO!!! Good one! :)
davidalove0x. I'm not Jason
davidalove0x.
I'm not Jason Castro.
Like I said, I don't know David personally.
Face the facts! A producer from Star Search said that David is abused. Why would she make it up?! Then, soon after, Jeff was banned from backstage.
So I do know.
I don't make fun of Carly, I actually like her. Don't make assumptions of all of us, kay?
I'm a David fan too, so I don't call him Gaspy.
It's just so much fun to make fun of all you tards who can't spell. :]
I GOT A TON OF SHIT TO GIVE
I GOT A TON OF SHIT TO GIVE YOU BUT IM NOT GONNA WASTE ME TIME HERE.
You'll be back.
Say some shit about Gaspy? Sure! He's an ugly little wheezer who has spent his life being a punching bag for daddy. I bet he'd be thrilled to see what his tards get up to. You kids are fabulous.
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU BITCHES!
HELL WITH YOU ALL!
DONT YOU EVER FUCKING DARE SAY ANY SHIT ABOUT ARCHIE.
HAHAHAHA YOU ALL THINK YOUR SO COOL TALKING SHIT ABOUT HIM, OH FUCK IT WOULD BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR SAD LITTLE LIFES IF YOU WERE AS GOOD AS A SINGER AS HIM!
US ARCHIE FANS STICK TOGETHER AND WE ARE NOT GONNA STOP SENDING HATE MAIL UNTIL YOU TAKE THIS CRAP DOWN!
JEALOUS PEOPLE AND HATERZ HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN HATE ON THE MOST AMAZING PERSON IN THE WORLD!
I GOT A TON OF SHIT TO GIVE YOU BUT IM NOT GONNA WASTE ME TIME HERE.
GO AHEAD E-MAIL ME,MESSAGE ME, WHATEVER! GONNA BASH ON ME? I DONT GIVE A FUCK! I WILL SEND YOU HATE MAIL BACK!
ASSHOLES!
Holy shit on a shingle. Who
Holy shit on a shingle. Who let the tards out? I've just laughed so hard I have tears in my eyes. Thank you Archtards, that was an awesome retaliation.
And Jeff Archuleta is bomb \o/
LMAO!! I'm laughing harder
LMAO!!
I'm laughing harder at the COMMENTS I've been reading here more than David's pictures!
Now this is entertainment! :) :)
If you don't like us
If you don't like us spending our time on this site, and think we should get a life, instead of posting here...Why are you posting here still?
Isn't it past your bed time?
im not even
im not even kidding.
stfu?
can u ppl read.
ughhhhhhh.
u guys are such assholes.
hes only seventeen give the kidd a break.
jesus christ.
and wut im a suppose to walk away?
NO SORRY HUNNY.
ppl seriously.
have u ever had someone u look up too?
and have them being harrased?
wouldnt u get a lil pissed?
come on ppl.
get it through yur heads.
archies a great kid.
and dont listen to the media.
GET OFFF THIS SITE AND GET A JOB AND A LIFE FOR GOD SAKES.
ughhh.
archuleta all the way. call
archuleta all the way.
call him gaspy.
call him gay.
w.e
i friggin dont care that boycan singggg :]
hate all u want but hes like on topp right nowww. <3
so fuck yuhhh hatersss =]
and it must be so cold at the bottom...
awww poor youuu =[
do u need some ice for that burn???
awww sizzlee :]
bam bitch.
VVV im a tard. lmao who gives a shit XD
wtffff. jeff doesnt beat
wtffff.
jeff doesnt beat archie?
where the hell do u get this from!!!ugh.
and im so fed p with this shit.
PLZ STFU JESUS GOD IN HEAVEN.
and y r u sticking up for this gay ass site?
go fuck a tree.
Davidalove0x: You know what,
Davidalove0x:
You know what, you convinced me. I'm ready to join the Cult of David the Gaspy.
Yeah, I'm gonna tell the mods to only say good things about him from now on. You're right, he's the greatest thing ever.
-A- God, that hurt to type. Yeah right. I would never join you guys. You're all too immature.
Oh well, you'll grow out of it. Mods, keep on with the Real Truth about Gaspy.
Put your Gaspy Jammies on
Put your Gaspy Jammies on and go to bed kid.
How exactly does one fuck a
How exactly does one fuck a tree? I'd like to know.
Also, Jeff has taken water from Gaspy, yelled at him, and controlled him for several years. He was kicked out of Star Search for that reason, and also kicked out of American Idol.
If Gaspy had more talent he
If Gaspy had more talent he wouldn't have to resort to all of this bullshit Disney marketing. The kid is a hack one hit wonder type and Idol will use him up then spit him out after raking in all the cash they can off the delusional tards. Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
and im 14 friggin years old
and im 14 friggin years old and i have todeal with this shit.
Your poor mother. You sound as impaired as Gaspy. Do you have to wear a helmet to avoid hurting yourself?
My god, I just fell out of
My god, I just fell out of my desk reading the tard comments!!!
Sounds like someone is a tad OBSESSED about Archud2.
I was wondering why the board had 140 posts in a short time.
This discussion would make the MacLaughlin Group look like a snoozefest.
Keep it coming!!!
Where is BAIO!!!!
He must be drawing up some thing to turn it up a notch!!!
These kids are prime examples why Abortion should be extended to Age 15!!
"i will literally come to
"i will literally come to yur house and shoot u with a gun."
Calling the police, Have fun in Juvi :)
patzo101 we dont have a
patzo101
we dont have a 'sense of humor' because its offensvie and we support David trash talk means your going down
You don't make sense. Was
You don't make sense. Was this edited?
davidalove0x - Jeff
davidalove0x - Jeff Archuleta is a child abuser and beats your little Archie's ass till it turns blue. Wake up and realize that!
okayyyyy. DAVID IS NOT
okayyyyy.
DAVID IS NOT FRIGGIN MENTALLY RETARDED.
he has a 4.0 grade average.
jeus goddd.
wut are u ppl deff and blind.
u should be ashamed of yurselves.
archtards lmao.
i dont give a shit im an archtard and god damn proud. <3
lmaoooooo. u guys r such
lmaoooooo.
u guys r such nerds.
DADCHULETA?
u mean jeff.
wow lmao.
jeff happens to be a great guy.
and dont listen to this stupid ass site.
they dont know shit.
so sftu
all these ppl on this site r human..
that doesnt mean u go around calling them gaspy.
wtf?
and making him a puppet?
BITCH PLZ.
and im 14 friggin years old and i have todeal with this shit.
im telling u LIVES = NEEDED =]
k? k.
and "idoltard"
lmao i think yur the only idol tard.
glad i can friggin entertain yur asses.
this is wut u get when the arch angels strike bakk.
Parenthesis is my response.
Parenthesis is my response. I'm a fan of David Archuleta, but please, some people are so stupid.
lmaoooooo.
u guys r such nerds.
(ORLY?)
DADCHULETA?
u mean jeff.
(No, we mean Dadchuleta)
wow lmao.
(Not funny)
jeff happens to be a great guy.
(Do you know Jeff personally? Have you heard the testimonies of the people who used to work on Star Search which David Archuleta was on? They said he was ABSUSIVE to David. You'd think that David's fans would care. I guess not.)
and dont listen to this stupid ass site.
(Nah, I think I will, they've proven themselves truthful so far.)
they dont know shit.
(Right, because you say so? Please!)
so sftu
(No)
all these ppl on this site r human..
(I'm a human? Really, I thought I was a vampire. Thanks for clearing that up for me)
that doesnt mean u go around calling them gaspy.
(I don't)
wtf?
(OMGWTFROTFLOL)
and making him a puppet?
BITCH PLZ.
(Did you get that line from Chris Crocker?)
and im 14 friggin years old and i have todeal with this shit.
(I'm fifteen.. so what?)
im telling u LIVES = NEEDED =]
(You need a life? Sorry, I cannot direct you to where you can get one.)
k? k.
(K!)
and "idoltard"
lmao i think yur the only idol tard.
(Said the person who misspelled "you're")
glad i can friggin entertain yur asses.
(Thanks!)
this is wut u get when the arch angels strike bakk.
(Ooooh. So scared)
Quote:this is wut u get when
If this is what we get then this is AWESOME!
And 14 years old? ROFLMAO!!! Says it all!
i will literally come to
i will literally come to yur house and shoot u with a gun.
Will that be a cap gun or a spud gun?
I actually think "Gaspy"
I actually think "Gaspy" looks cute in these.
And I'm not a Archtard.
davidalove0x - Don't you
davidalove0x - Don't you think it's a bit stupid coming to our houses and shooting us just because we call David Archuleta the following?
Gaspy.
A toddler.
A teenager that suffers from mental retardation.
Daddy's puppet.
A talentless hack.
Quote: No, I speak English,
Quote:
No, I speak English, not Idiot-Tard.
nice comeback [deleted]-ass!
Watch the homophobic slurs ~ Deb, Admin
Davidalove0x is awesome!!
Davidalove0x is awesome!!
davidalove0x - I can think
davidalove0x - I can think of one thing the Archtards don't "own". A dictionary.
I vote that it's really Dadchuleta posting all the tarrrrrrrrrrdddddddddddddd posts.
Gaspy should be sure to save those delightful photos so when his "career" flops he can get a job modeling for Sears. Truly, I feel like I'm flipping through my 1982 Tiger Beat magazine when I look at those.
More Archtards are
More Archtards are coming?
Please sir, I want some more!
Jesus Christ people, get a
Jesus Christ people, get a sense of humor Archie fans. You claim to be fans of the kid and you act and talk like that? Here's an idea, if you don't like what's being said here, don't read it. It's as simple as that.
You know what? WHO GIVES A
You know what?
WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT WHAT YOU THINK OF DAVID ARCHULETA??
HE WILL BE MORE FAMOUS THAN ANY OF YOUR STUPID ASSES!!!!!
YOU CAN ALL GO TO FUCKING HELL!!
smartie is a
smartie is a dumbfuck.
tinnerz makes no sense?
yeah its all one sentance.
im friggin pissed offf.
i dont care about my spelling.
dammit take all the archie hate off yur page right god damn now.
or yull be getting the death threats.
i will literally come to yur house and shoot u with a gun.
u dont mess with arch angels.
cuz theyll woop yur ass.
MUTHER.
FUCKKER.
shitbag slut face.
sleep with one eye oppen. <3
Oh my GOD, Davidalove0x is
Oh my GOD, Davidalove0x is cracking my shit up.
HOLY SHIT! YOU CAN
HOLY SHIT!
YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHAT WE TARDS SAY!!!
OH MY GOD!
BETTER START FEAKING OUT NOW!!
no i dont use punctuation
no i dont use punctuation marks thank you
ohh and btw your all about to get a taste of Arch angels :]
if you could even understand what i ment
I say BRING IT. It's time
I say BRING IT. It's time for a board rumble anyway. Round up some more GaspTards. Maybe you can convince us of Archie's goodness. Or not. Hey you Gaspies are funny.
FINE! BRING IT
FINE!
BRING IT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!
IT'S ON!!
PREPARE TO DIE!!!!!!
Quote:no i dont use
No, I speak English, not Idiot-Tard.
no i dont use punctuation
no i dont use punctuation marks thank you
ohh and btw your all about to get a taste of Arch angels :]
if you could even understand what i ment
WE R ALL LARD ASSEZ AND WE
WE R ALL LARD ASSEZ AND WE WILL FAIL TO COMPARE TO THE ARCHTARDS!
How will we ever live without loving David Archuleta?
My babelfish just broke
My babelfish just broke attempting to translate tard into English. I think it's dead.