Kimberly Caldwell Whores Some More

Posted by thefunnystone on June 10th, 2008 at 5:41 PM
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Predictably, not one month after Sloppy Seconds Kimberly Caldwell started dating David Cook, some of her new songs have popped up on iTunes for purchase. The first is fittingly called "Gave Yourself Away" and the second is the real headache inducer called "Fear of Flying". The songs sound so terrible in their 30 second previews, no one has to worry about them being played on the radio. But the funniest part are the comments left to the songs so far. TheBest~* says:

I dont like her deep voice... its lyk a man's voice... its just my opinion... its rly bad in my opinion... never in a million bajillion years would i ever buy ANYTHING from Kimberely Caldwell.. what a little lkjdfsksldj

And Gabbi says:

bad. just bad.

When even the tweentards who write to our mail bag aren't likin' it, you know you have no talent. Oh well, better luck when you date the winner of American Idol 8, whether it's a male, female, plant, animal, whatever.

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					Posted: June 11, 2008 - 5:53am
					  
				

			

				





		
			
			
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LMAO at the comments:D

She can't sing and in my opinion she's not even attractive....DC can do much better than this fame whore using him to promote her shitty album...


"Oh well, better luck when you date the winner of American Idol 8, whether it's a male, female, plant, animal, whatever." This line is full of win!



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		







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					Posted: June 11, 2008 - 10:20am
					  
				

			

				





		
			
			
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My guess is that the winner of AI8 will most definitely be a plant. Kimberly needs to go out and get her some Miracle-Gro as her next seduction tool.



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Dave, you are just too damn funny!



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					Posted: June 21, 2008 - 3:36pm
					  
				

			

				





		
			
			
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I just went and listened to the samples on iTunes.

Honestly, how is she selling anything?



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