Kellie Pickler to Duet With Taylor Swift on New CD

Posted by thefunnystone on June 9, 2008 - 4:07pm

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Ever since she realized that she can't cry at the end of every performance, and that her "new shoes" have lost their initial buzz, former VFTW pick Kellie Pickler knew she needed a new gimmick for her upcoming CD. So she enlisted the help of Taylor Swift to record a duet called "Best Days of Your Life". Pickler insists that the track with Swift is about ex-boyfriends who wronged them. Look for the accompanying porn video a few weeks later called "Swift Pickles". But good for Pickler, we miss her little catchphrases now that Idol has become a contest on who can be the most boring.

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Scott Baio

June 9, 2008 - 4:50pm

This will be the greatest song ever recorded!

And by "greatest" I mean "Please, God, no! Someone kill me! No, really! I'll buy the gun. Just place it to my temple, squeeze the trigger, and walk away. End this painful existence before this miserable pair of shitty singers unleash their horrible creation upon the world. Kill me! Please!!!"

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purpledarklighter

June 9, 2008 - 5:09pm

LOL Scott Baio you are full of awesome<3

SoulPatrol

June 10, 2008 - 11:51am

I hate KP's new b00b job.

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BeckEye

June 10, 2008 - 11:52pm

I think all of Taylor Swift's songs are about exes who have wronged her. I think she started dating in pre-school.

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Scott Baio

June 11, 2008 - 8:35am

BeckEye wrote:

I think she started dating in pre-school.

Around the same time her mind stopped developing.

Zing!

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TheDancingCookie

June 15, 2008 - 5:03pm

Come on, this girl is comedy gold. Give her a variety/talk show already...

Season 5 - best Idol ever!!!!