Jorbacca's New Video - One Step at a Time
Music Video: ONE STEP AT A TIME -Jordin Sparks
Jordin looks blissfully unaware that her first single succeeded due to massive payola and her second single succeeded due to Chris Brown. Since this song will probably not have massive payola and clearly does not have Chris Brown, we're calling an early failure.
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Good god, could they autotune that bitch just a little bit more next time? She sounds like a cross between Michael Jackson and electricity.
And shit.
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It reminds me of Britney's third album, minus the catchiness.
It could have been worse, but yeah, I don't think this will be a hit...
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This song should be on the "Up With People" soundtrack. Good Jebus, people!
And why did they stick such gigantic heels on a 7-foot woman? Flats are your friend, Jordin!
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This single is crap. The musicis lifeless, the singing pattern is wierd, and I dislike the music video. This will flush like Natsha Bedingfield's "I Bruise Easily". At least that single wasn't noise.
This might be the last we hear of Jorbacca.
This single is crap. The musicis lifeless, the singing pattern is wierd,
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This was dreadful, 3 minutes of my life I'll never get back, and an atrocity committed on my ears and brain.
Thankfully, I had a good 60s garage CD with me that I was able to immediately pop in my hard drive and wash out my mind.
Randy Jackson may talk like an idiot and he may act like an idiot, but don't let that fool you.
He really is an idiot.
Alright, analysis. Jordin's new single stinks like carrots in throw-up! Ooh, that could gag a maggot! It stinks like hot sick ass on a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!
would like a word with you...
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What a crappy song... and her dress and shoes are so fugly...
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Who's this Wendy that Jordin has written on her had at the end?
"Who's this Wendy that Jordin has written on her had at the end?"
I think it's her dead friend. Or pet. I forget which.
And I don't know what you guys are talking about. Sure the music was terrible but the video is a masterful piece of art. The Altman-esque use of multiple stories, the homage to Maya Deren's "Meshes of the Afternoon," the way they highlighted Jordan by using camera angles to make her look a million feet tall, I would watch it again if I could mute it and have a window open on top of it that was showing a better video.
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