Clay Aiken Freaks Out Idiot Fans By Possibly Impregnating Someone
It's all over the internet right now that Clay Aiken may have impregnated his 50-year old friend Jaymes Foster through in vitro fertizilation. TMZ says he's the father, but other sources aren't so sure. Either way, it's hilarious because the Claymates are FREAKING out. Some of them are jealous and some of the really conservative freaks are unhappy that he is having a kid out of wedlock. But whatever makes Clay happy is cool with us. As long as it also pisses off his idiot fans. Some choice excerpts:
"I cannot believe Clay to be that kind of person! Ever!...I am
absolutely convinced that he wouldn't do such a thing unless he was
married to the girl!..."
"I just now got home and saw this news! Omg, OMG!!!! When I get nervous I get hives.....Right now somebody pass the calamine lotion!!!!"
"Ok. I must admit I find this very squicky. If that makes anyone mad or upset, I'm sorry. I wish he'd done this the "traditional" way. You know, the way it's supposed to be... I guess I don't get why a guy from a fractured family would choose to bring a child into a fractured family."
"I know it's a different world, times are changing, etc.......but as I just told someone, I'm very old-fashioned (I mean, somebody who weaves things on a loom...who knew), and this is very upsetting to me. It may be time for me to really, seriously say goodbye to all this. Sorry , it's just the way I feel right now."
"I AM HAVING A LOT OF TROUBLE PROCESSING IT ALL. MY IDEAL IS THAT THEY LOVE EACH OTHER AND WILL HAVE A CHILD THAT WILL LIVE IN AN ATMOSPHERE OF LOVE AND RESPECT. MAYBE IT IS A ROMANTIC LOVE (LORD KNOWS SHE HASN'T BEEN ABLE TO KEEP HER HANDS OFF OF HIM SINCE 2005) OR A BEST FRIEND LOVE."
Classic! Claymates are the best people to make fun of in the history of the world. Hopefully more news comes out soon so we have more to mock.
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Squicky sounds like something you need to put a cream on to make it go away.
I love that the tards are imploding at the thought that he might have a kid. And "out of wedlock" :D I thought gay marriage was only legal in a couple of states?
I love tards, they make me laugh so damned hard.
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My friend told me about it (it was mentioned on the news). She only caught part of it (because she just didn't care that much), and said that her understanding was that he considered this woman his "foster mom" when he was not with his bio-mom.
If that is true, then ick.
My comment to the Claymates who are upset that he is not married to this woman--Check the front cover of your calenders--it is 2008, not 1908. It is OK for a woman to be preggers without the benefit of a ring. As long as the child is well loved and taken care of, that is more important than parents being trapped in a loveless marriage just for the sake of the child.
Best news of the week!
Now this can cover up the Cook-Caldwell publicity for some time.
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In vitro fertilization. So he didn't fuck her, he just jerked off into a cup (right when that picture was taken, it looks like). That's not so icky. It's ickier when you don't have a cup. Trust me. And if she's his "mom", then the kid will be his child and his "sibling". That's funny. What web site can I go to to ask his fans if they enjoy the image of Clay spankin' his monkey?
So this kid is going to have one mommy who's a producer and another mommy who's a singer?
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I wanna know who donated the egg. I don't think she's producing many, if at all, at her age.
For shame! How dare Clay have a child out of wedlock! I can see why his fans are so enraged. That's against God and the Bible! Well, Clay really has only one choice here to make his fans happy since they are so outraged at him having a child out of wedlock:
Abortion!
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I was just rolling down laughing reading the comments like I always thought he would get married and do it the traditional way. Denial is not just a river in Egypt. Are these women delusional?
This guy creeps me out big time....I find it hard to believe he has so many fans...uuuugghh!!
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Wow. Being new to the whole AI thing and all, I had no idea that Clay Aiken had such a crazy fan base.
Can somebody put it in perspective for me please? How do the Claymates stack up against the batshit crazy Soul Patrol?