The Fix is In for David Cook- David Archuleta's Voice Coach Fills Us In

Posted by thefunnystone on May 19th, 2008 at 10:01 AM
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If David Archuleta's voice coach can be believed, he wants everyone to know that the fix is in. Voice coach Dean Kaelin said in a Fox Utah interview that the producers really rigged things last week to help David Cook. Dean says that the producers asked David to sing his best song first, while David Cook was told to sing his best song last so that the audience would remember it better. Gaspy also practiced singing "Longer" with an uptempo beat but was then told by producers that he had to sing it slower. Why? Probably because it might have sounded better that way. Lastly, Gaspy was going to sing "I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing", which had been cleared for him for a few weeks, but the song was taken away afrom him and given to David Cook. Dean also says that Syesha wanted to use strings (probably the full orchestra that David Cook used) in one of her songs and was told she couldn't. Who got to use the strings? David Cook of course. We believe Dean, because Idol is a shady show that does whatever it can to get the reults it wants. But what can Gaspy do (see picture for his options)? If the fix is in, the producers will stop at nothing to crown Cook. All we can do is expose the madness and try to help our gasping friend.

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Kristy Lees Horse
Posted: May 20, 2008 - 4:15pm
Joined: 25 Mar 2008

SupedupX,

"Prince Gaspyan"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I just saw the new Narnia movie this weekend. ROFLMAO!!! LOVE it!!!

VFTW now dubs David A. "Prince Gaspian"....

terrimu2
Posted: May 20, 2008 - 5:41pm
Joined: 20 May 2008

I doubt you will post this, but it is so obvious that you are telling everyone to vote for David Archuleta, so that you can claim YOU threw the competition in his favor. He has been the favorite the whole way through. The judges give him lavish praises every time, even though it sounds the same as the song before, or he makes mistakes. He is the one they have been pumping to win. And DA singing Aerosmith??? Ridiculous. They only recently have mentioned David Cook as a possible winner; and that is probably just so people are "surprised" by the outcome (Archuleta winning). Don't let these VFTW idiots sway your vote. They are full of it!

Skid Marx
Posted: May 20, 2008 - 8:02pm
Joined: 16 May 2008

I don't know where you get that the fix is in for David Cook. It's been in for Gaspy-an since the Top 24. I guess you didn't read the interview (saw it elsewhere on the internet, I'll post a link if I can find it again) wherein Jason Castro, being interviewed after he got the boot, said that the entire Top 12 phase of the show has "pretty much been the Archuleta Show" and his words were backed up by Brooke White and several other of the top-12'ers.

terrimu2
Posted: May 20, 2008 - 8:14pm
Joined: 20 May 2008

Well said Skid Marx, I agree. See my post just before yours.

Alektorophobic
Posted: May 21, 2008 - 3:57am
Joined: 03 Apr 2008

terrimu2: "They only recently have mentioned David Cook as a possible winner"

I don't know what show you've been watching, but it obviously hasn't been American Idol. All season long, they've been basically saying to David Cook that he's already won. Simon once said, "We're looking at the American Idol". Pay attention, it'd do you some good.

Neo_Knot
Posted: May 25, 2008 - 5:00am
Joined: 05 Mar 2008

Well I've been away for a couple of days and haven't caught up as yet.

So will my comment get read? Don't know - don't care.

But I'll make it anyway

I saw the finals on Tuesday - all the judges did were to say little Gaspy won the night - won round one. Won Round TWO - then the evening went to GASPY!

Sad to say, Cookie looked dejected in front of the judges since they were all gushing over little gaspy - as they had done all season long. Why? who knows?

From the beginning of the season it seemed to me that either the plant or Gaspy were destined to be the Idol. Once the plant left, then Gaspy would be the idol - or so it looked.

Then Syesha bolted out of the gate to overtake everyone else with her singing and dancing and yes, her acting abilities, because being the idol, being a stage performer is about Acting. And she blew away all her competitors. And she should have blown away little gaspy.

To me the finale should have been between to voices - Syesha's and David Cooks - the little Gaspy's gasps would have been out.

I'm not saying that Gaspy don't have talent - he does, but he doesn't have the maturity or the resonance in his voice yet. You know what I'm saying the Timbre -the vibrato - that comes with maturity. Gaspy cannot put emotions into his songs either. His Dad must have sheltered him all his life - sheltered him from Love -Sex - being horney - heck - he's a 17 year old guy and should be oozing Sexual chemistry - but does he? No! He's exudes as much sex as a cup of milk.

AS the season went on the Producers of AI saw this fact - and they finally realized there was no way they could make Gaspy the AI - why? they couldn't promote this guy to the mainstream america! All they could do with him is promote him to the Disney Tweens. That's it. And when he gets into his 20's - what will he be? The same sexless boy? Who knows? Who really knows?

So the producers had to change their minds. And do it fast. They didn't want Jason -and Jason didn't want it either. They thought about Syesha - but they've had too many women - and look at that absurd performance Fantasia put on with BORE ME the other night. So that left David Cook - a decent Rocker - the second Rocker to make it to the finals. A 25 year old with a more human look then Bo Bice (with his hair to his fannie). Cook will do. So Cook will be it.

Neo Ken

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Moxie
Posted: May 26, 2008 - 8:58am
Joined: 10 May 2008

Hi Neo Ken-

I read it, just so you know. ;) And I agree with you completely, except where you diss the sexiness of milk. I think milk is VERY sexy!

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