The Fix is In for David Cook- David Archuleta's Voice Coach Fills Us In

Posted by thefunnystone on May 19th, 2008 at 10:01 AM
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If David Archuleta's voice coach can be believed, he wants everyone to know that the fix is in. Voice coach Dean Kaelin said in a Fox Utah interview that the producers really rigged things last week to help David Cook. Dean says that the producers asked David to sing his best song first, while David Cook was told to sing his best song last so that the audience would remember it better. Gaspy also practiced singing "Longer" with an uptempo beat but was then told by producers that he had to sing it slower. Why? Probably because it might have sounded better that way. Lastly, Gaspy was going to sing "I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing", which had been cleared for him for a few weeks, but the song was taken away afrom him and given to David Cook. Dean also says that Syesha wanted to use strings (probably the full orchestra that David Cook used) in one of her songs and was told she couldn't. Who got to use the strings? David Cook of course. We believe Dean, because Idol is a shady show that does whatever it can to get the reults it wants. But what can Gaspy do (see picture for his options)? If the fix is in, the producers will stop at nothing to crown Cook. All we can do is expose the madness and try to help our gasping friend.

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Mulishass
Posted: May 19, 2008 - 3:07pm
Joined: 27 Mar 2008

Though there is no doubt in my mind that this show is totally rigged, I think the only reason that Gaspy's camp is bitching about it is to save face if he loses. Or perhaps they are hoping that TPTB, in an effort to prove the show is not fixed, will declare Archie the victor. What a fuckwad. I mean what was the point of this? Gaspy made the top two, he gets a record deal either way, he's got the fame (and the batshit crazy bitch brigade) he obviously wants. It's not like the Archutards didn't know what they were getting themselves into from the get go. They have experience in the biz.

I'm actually feeling sorry for Big Head about now -- what an awkward position to put him in man. He may be somewhat arrogant, but he is the last non-plant left so I've been kind of routing for him.

I was only supporting Gaspy as our pick to piss off the fantards. Now I hope he wins to spare Big Head the controversy.

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soprano42
Posted: May 19, 2008 - 3:30pm
Joined: 18 Apr 2008

Huh. I knew the exessive pimping couldn't last for long. This almost makes me feel sorry for lizardleta. (ALMOST!) I agree that his dad's the reason for all this, but doesn't the runner up get a recording contract too? That's what i thought.
This came out of nowhere, but do you think david thinks normal 17 year old thoughts, like cars or getting laid?

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Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: May 19, 2008 - 4:21pm
Joined: 20 Jan 2007

I believe it could be possible this is true, because TPTB have probably been watching the iTunes sales. Bighead has been making more money for them then Gaspy, and for AI we all know it's about the bottom line and MONEY.

TPTB probably have been checking out all the polls, websites, iTunes and figured that TCO is really not the Gasper, but the Cookie Monster. So they are now focusing in on Bighead.

TPTB want another Daughtery on their bloody hands, plus they don't have to haggle with the stagedad from hell.

sanjayaisasuperstar
Posted: May 19, 2008 - 5:31pm
Joined: 19 Apr 2007

"Weenrocks May 19, 2008 - 12:46pm

Are you serious?! I swear, if they do a few more shady things like this, I'm gonna maybe threaten to stop watching as much."

We should get a lawler and file a lawsuite.

sanjayaisasuperstar
Posted: May 19, 2008 - 5:35pm
Joined: 19 Apr 2007

"Zanester May 19, 2008 - 1:36pm

Theory doesn't work. The singers did not pick the order of their songs. It was the same as last year and previous years. The judge's pick, singer's pick and the producer's pick."

And we don't think TPTB can manipulate the "judge's pick" and "producer's pick" to affect the order? Or even affect the "singer's pick"? I'm sure they at least have veto authority.

Idolhands
Posted: May 19, 2008 - 6:22pm
Joined: 21 Feb 2008

Archuleta's voice coach is full of B.S. Look, if the Idol producers want to rig the contest, all they have to do is fix the voting results. Why go through all the convoluted shenanigans in order to sway the public especially when the outcome is not even guaranteed? The voice coach was probably threatened by Archuleta's dad to spout this conspiracy crap.

MissManaged
Posted: May 19, 2008 - 6:27pm
Joined: 29 Mar 2008

Uh yeah, they changed his song because when the writer found out the song was going to be sung, she came to the show and they didn't want dumass singing the song which probably sounded like Clay Aiken on cocaine with an asthma attack so they changed songs and gave it to someone that can actually sing, somewhat.

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randomx6
Posted: May 19, 2008 - 7:46pm
Joined: 19 Mar 2008

Oh please. You really believe anything that comes out of Camp R2D2? Jesus. You all spent so goddamn much time hating on Carly that you didn't see where the real power, glory and pimplant was. They have suckered you all season and you are still falling for their CRAP!

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stingray11214
Posted: May 19, 2008 - 7:56pm
Joined: 03 Feb 2007

As I said in an earlier post: This finale will be a humdinger of a cluster fuck. AI put themselves into a position where they will lose a shitload of money on these two. If it were not for the David/David finale buzz, Da Arch would have, and in reality should have, been disqualified because of his father's actions. As for Water Head, he had better pray that he gets caught with a live boy in a motel room. If he wins this, his rock cred goes out the window.

In reality, I can see 19E NOT signing Da Arch without some sort of guarantee that Daddy Dearest is maintained at arms leangth. REMEMBER, the contracts are renewable 90 days after the finale. Do you wanna bet that Da Arch gets dropped?

Hey, Lord Hee Haw, was all the plants of this season worth it?

mmgirl13
Posted: May 19, 2008 - 8:17pm
Joined: 06 May 2008

Bah! I'd bet anything this is just shit that Jeffie pulled, to get revenge at idol. The producers have been pimping gaspy since day one...why would they switch to david cook all of a sudden? I still say that VTFW should vote for Big Head instead of archuleta. He already has enough people voting for him (Teenage fangirls). David Cook is the one who is likely to lose. The producers are on Gaspys side...are we on the producers side?

VOTE BIG HEAD!

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