Mail Bag Update 5/14/08
DAVID ARCHULETA SHOULD NOT BE ONM VOTE FOR THE WORST! SYESHA IS SO SUCKY! DAVID COOKE IS GOOD TOO BUT HE IS TOO MUCH LIKE CHRIS DAUGHTRY! I AM IN LOVE WITH DAVID AND YOU GUYS MUST NOT BE IDIOTS BECAUSE HE ROCKS! WHEN HE WINS AMERICAN IDOL AND LATER MARRIES ME WE WILL LAUGH AT VOTE FOR THE WORST! U GUYS R IDIOTS! I WILL FIND A WAY TO SHUT DOWN YOUR SITE!
-Maddie
So I guess its that time of year where you guys pick the most popular again?Oh lookie here you guys allready did that!David Archuleta c'on guys he's gonna win anyway.You guys are giant phonys get it threw your thick ugly heads that your site doesn't work.David has made it this far from his fans and he is a wondefful singer.I guess I should thank you for the extra votes,but I'm not gonning to so FUCK YOU!You all are fat heads that suck from your moms tits and shit your dipers.Get a life and STOP trying to reck AI.Get jobs and a girlfriends/boyfriends.Lose some wieght fat pigs and stop living off your moms. GO TO HELL YOU SOCK HEADS!
-Phoenix
YOU GUYS ARE ASSES. HOW COULD YOU CHOOSE DAVID ARCHULETA AS THE WORST. DAVID COOK IS THE ONE WHOSE SINGING ABOUT SPARROWS *GAY* ARCHULETA CONSISTATLY SINGS GREAT EACH WEEK. MAYBE IF YOU CHOOSE SYESHA A LONG TIME AGO YOU COULD HAVE BROKEN YOUR STUPID RECORD WITH HOW LONG ONE CAN STAY ON. YOU STARTED IN WITH GAYJAYA. YOU ARE IDIOTS WHO RUIN PEOPLES DREAMS. JUST STOP DOING THAT YOU ASSES. SO FINALLY FUCK YOU GET A LIFE AND SHUT THE HELL UP. !@#$%^&*()
-Rosie
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS ARE FREAKS IF YOU THINK DAVID IS THE WORST! FREAKS! YOU FUCKING NEED TO GET YOUR HEAD OUT YOUR ASS IF YOU THINK THAT!!!!! HES THE BEST GOD DAMN THING THATS EVER HAPPENED TO IDOL!!! SYESHA NEEDS TO FUCKING GET HER ASS OUT! SHE IS SHITTY.. NOT LIKE DAVID! HES THE FUCKING BEST ONE YOU FUCKTARDS!
-Megg
So i have no idea why i'm sitting here watching Syesha overact, oversing, and over dry-hump a chair. I miss Castro. I miss my lil' stoner buddy. I can't believe American Idol has come to this. Why do they love that little boy that looks like a monkey and can't spit out coherent sentances? Maybe i just want to read your brilliant recaps every Wednesday. I will miss VFTW when this season is over; although i can't wait for this sham of a season to be over. Peace out!
-Nicole
What gives you the right to interfere with American Idol!!! Would you like it if people messed with a project you had worked hard to make a success? I hope one day it will happen to you along with all the people involved with your web site.
-JorgeAnn
I know that you guys think you are all really funny, but i fail to find the humor in this website. Pinpointing one performer and making them feel worse about themselves gets nobody anywhere. My biggest question for you though, is: If you hate American Idol so much WHY DO YOU EVEN BOTHER WATCHING THE SHOW? If you think the entire show is such a huge joke, why help it make money by being another viewer and another voter who gets them money. The whole concept just seems so hypocritical to me. Maybe if someone could just explain to me what is so fun about putting somebody down, i could see where your coming from... but i really can't. Those are real people that perform on that stage, who have hopes and dreams and don't need someone like you to ruin that for them
-Amelia
Well, I missed checking the site to see who you picked after the Jimmy Buffett wannabe, Jason Castro, was kicked off the show until now. I've been waiting for David to get picked as the worst from day one. His performances are always flat, he sings through his nose and he is completely boring as hell. He's got the pre-teen and grandma votes and really, those pre-teens are just going to buy whatever Hanna Montana puts out and the grandmas are going to buy Clay Aiken's album. There isn't room in the recording industry for David. He will get washed under a floor mat and end up flipping burgers while singing to himself about how lame he is. Appearance wise he reminds me of those Mon Che Che dolls from the 80's. You know the ones that looked like apes with big ears and an open mouth that you could stick the dolls thumb into. He has consistently sucked and should have been picked as the Votefortheworst idol from the get go. Here's hoping that Paula's and Simon's negative remarks about Syesha made people vote for her to keep her on. Cook should win this season hands down.
-Joel
I know you only post incoherent, illiterate ramblings from annoying teenage girls, so the chances of this making the mailbag are slim, but I have to say: your latest pick is embarrassing. David A will most likely win AI. You've said it yourself -- the judges swoon over him, the girls love him, and Syesha in the final three is just plain weird because she doesn't belong. There's no way he's going home and he's not the worst. He's the most annoying, for sure, but definitely not the worst.
My understanding (and enjoyment) of this site is the idea that people are encouraged to vote for the worst -- the person who is least likely to win. To upset the judges, AI fans, etc. are all objectives of this. Your picks this season have been humiliating as it seems as though they just keep going home. Further, no one with the exceptions of Danny and Amanda have truly been VFTW quality and the season is painfully boring. David A has totally ensured himself a place in the final two and will probably win AI all together. To me, it seems as though your pick is one to claim a VFTW "victory" when, in fact, he is the least likely choice. It's just lame and stupid. True VFTW'ers are likable in a Sanjaya/Danny kind of way -- in other words, not AI material where you watch the judges bristle when they make it through another round.
That said, I can't even be sure why I care. Your site, while slightly amusing and good for keeping up on AI news, is self-indulgent and not funny. The blogs reviewing the performances are always poorly written and unbalanced and, while I appreciate the objective of the site and love the VFTW concept, I think your personalities seem egotistical, arrogant, and annoying. As a result, I would be pleased to see Archuleta eliminated next week just so you could not claim a VFTW "victory" - as it would only be a victory if Syesha were picked as VFTW.
-Sarah
WTF...... Nigel bought this page or what???? Come on people you really think that the producers prefers Syesha more than David??? I dont think so. Come on Dave, now are you in love with Nigel???. Nigel loves David, David is his puppet not ours. Just look the polls that you did David was always the last person to be picked for VFTW. Dave you really disappoint me i dont know why you pick a person who is the classic stereotype of the producers want for AI. We go against of the producers we are not with them. You've lost the real meaning of this page. You sold yourself and that's very sad. I really admire you but now i dont know what think.
P.S.: I hope you think about this and reconcider to choose other person.
Remember we don't want what the producers want to have and the preducers want David A. to win this competition. Because which of these 3 do you think is the most easiest to manipulate and explote???? Cook I dont think so.
-Jason
Your name would imply that you do in fact vote for the worst. What confuses me about this is the fact that you're now voting for the person who "crushed the competition" on Tuesday night.
Oh well, I guess since your site hasn't influenced the voting much at all this year that now you're stuck voting for an excellent singer. Better luck next year losers, unless you get a life, but I don't imagine that will happen.
-Jeff
lolz you guys can't even keep your picks in for a week. The novelty's worn off tbqh.
-Tom
So I discovered you guys around the time that the other David...the stripper was booted off, and ever since, I've gone to your site one too many times a day. I love it! Keep it up!
I enjoy reading all the hate mail as well. It goes to show how lame us Americans really are. Believing that a website overpowers people into dialing for the worst. Although I know some probably do that, its not like all..what was it..51 million votes they got this past week check out your site. So you shouldn't be getting all the blame!
I admit, I missed out last season, but that Sanjaya guy sure made the news. I bet he lasted as long as he did for all those people with a hair fetish or something.
I love the fact that David A. is your next pick though, but I'm begging he doesn't win, cause he bugs the heck out of me! His eyes are a little too squinty, and they're always a little too "dreamy" looking. And he doesn't even look 17! More like 13. And his breathing, licking, and his "Aw Shucks" personality, when girls are screaming for him during the judging. Gah, I want to poke my eyes out with Sporks!
Haha, funny story though. A lot of people say that the elderly people like him, but I know at least 4 people in the early 60's (my parents and my aunt and uncle) that want him GONE. The funny part, they all listen to the crooner type of style. But they're hoping Cook wins, and today my Mom said, "Never in my life have I ever wanted a leather wearing, spikey hair, whole tons of necklaces, rocker guy to win American Idol." They're all also hardcore reality TV fans.
And WHY do all the camera angles get really super close to Little David's face?! It's like major close up when he performs. But with everyone else, they do all the spinning around them with a little light show affect going on.
Anyway. Just wanted to say I love the sight! Has some pretty decent updates. Keep up the good work!
-Cynthia
I'm not like all the rest. I want to thank you for personally getting involved and helping get Carly, Castro and now GaspyBoy on the worst list. Carly only had 2 performabnces that I could stomach, Jason had none and I have hated Archie since Hollywood week. I AGREE. HE IS THE WORST AND i HOPE BEING ON HERE KEEPS HIM FROM WINNING!!
-Paul
I've noticed that all you post is hate letters of VFTW.com, when I personally love the site. Every Tuesday AND Wednesday I jump on your site to learn all the latest crap about the Idol Wannabes, and laugh my head off. Your site actually keeps me interested in American Idol! Without your site the show is utter crap, well with the site the show is still utter crap, I'm sure others feel the same. I agree with every single pick except Archuleta, the guy drives me insane, everything about him is annoying. Every Elimination show I would pray for a miracle that there was a glitch in the system causing him to receive the boot, sadly I've been disappointed. I believe the only reason he can still "gasp" is due to all the little pre-teen girls (perhaps a few boys too) voting for him and only for his so-called "beauty." Hopefully he doesn't continue you on, as much as this pains me to write, I hope this pick fails. But, only this one, remember I love what you guys have done here at the site, and will continue to love it as much as American Idol survives...
-Anthony
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Damn you Mail Bag! Just when I was going off to be productive you had to post the latest mail. That means settling in with another cup of coffee for a good morning laugh.
__________________________Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin
Hey, VFTW, you must feel good about yourselves. You must NOT be idiots! Job well done!
I still have a hard time believing that half of these letters aren't written jokingly. Are there really that many stupid people in the world.
*reflects on subway ride in to work this morning*
Yes. Yes, there are. Maybe these ARE all real.
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Oh, and Phoenix, I've tried to find a boyfriend. But the shit that frequently piles up in my diaper, er diper, tends to scare the guys away. It's frustrating to say the least.
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Maddie-...YOU GUYS MUST NOT BE IDIOTS ...
We know we're not idiots, you poor little girl, now go get your Trapper Keeper and finish your homework.
Sarah-As a result, I would be pleased to see Archuleta eliminated next week just so you could not claim a VFTW "victory"
Too bad it won't happen the way that would satisfy you, didn't you hear Randy's slip up last night. It's already been predetermined that David A will win. VFTW Victory!
Pheonix- GO TO HELL YOU SOCK HEADS
Sock Heads? Was that supposed to be insulting, because I don't feel very insulted by that term. You might want to work on your put downs before next weeks letter.
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Phoenix - GO TO HELL YOU SOCK HEADS!
Hey! That's not very nice, and I resent that remark. I am not a sock head! For proof, here is my high school graduation portrait:

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"My understanding (and enjoyment) of this site is the idea that people are encouraged to vote for the worst -- the person who is least likely to win."
I feel bad using Sarah's quote to make this comment, as she actually managed to use proper grammar, spelling, and lower case. That being said, the past few mailbags have posting from "fans" who seem to be missing some critical facts.
1) Worst is a relative term, as in worst of the remaining contestants. Amy Davis clearly sucked, but there is no point rooting for her at this point in the competition.
2) Worst does not mean least likely to win. Rather, worst is the worst remaining contenstant. If we can help this loser be a winner, more power to us.
3) VFTW Victory does not require our pick to win the whole competition. The point is to keep them past their sell-by date, bumping out more "deserving" contestants. This season is not a lost cause: Douchebag and Crusty Shitstain were booted out by KKK and Pink Pills.
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Maddie: Now, we know were not idiots dear. If we were idiots we'd be falling for a puppet who depends on his awful stage dad to make his decisions. As for marrying him; I don't think his daddy will approve of an obsessed little teenager who clearly has nothing better to do than dream of have make-out sessions with boys she can never have.
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What I think is hilarious is idea that Archuleta is some golden boy that is leading in the votes -- those who follow Dial Idol know better.
__________________________I don't vote, so I can't exactly Vote for the Worst. Nevertheless, I love the site. It's more entertaining than the show at times.