Vote for David Archuleta! 1-866-IDOLS-01 or 1-866-IDOLS-04 or 1-866-IDOLS-07
Vote for Gaspy! Dial 1-866-IDOLS-01 or 04 or 07, or you can text 'VOTE' to 5701. Each vote we cast is a vote to help keep Jeff Archuleta annoying everyone on Idol. We must keep him there to piss everyone off. "With You" was by far the worst performance of the night, with Gaspy forgetting the words as usual, singing terribly off key, and trying to pretend like he's cool enough to sing words like "I need my boo." Hilariously VFTW! So vote hard. 5 out of 6 times, the person who sang first in the final 3 has gone home. Oh noes! Remember, David winning would cause Jeff Archuleta to get to annoy record producers too. VFTW Victory!
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How does he get his leg to bend forward at the knee like that?! He is a robot!
I hate this caricature.
How did you come up with him being a midget?
It's stupid.
Whatever. I hate this site.
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It was late when I decided to make an account on here...
I love the pic. A kid with a monkey on his back. Awesome.
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What it just me or was the gasping at an all time high when Darth Archuleta sang his first song!? And the way he licked his lips after the last line was priceless!
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Yep, terrible and a VFTW victory!
Simon, to the Bimbos of the Apocalypse up front:
Oh, so you lot are judging now??
LOL
And nice shot of Daddy Dearest clapping like a trained seal for a fish.
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I'm not sure about all the gasping, but there was so much vibrato, every glass in my apartment shattered.
Jackoff and Abdrool gave their usual non-sequitirs, but Bowell called Archie predictable, then retracted a bit when the booing started, though he did end with "it was good, but not fantastic".
It's about time one ofthe shills realized he does the same performance every song.
Update: Syesha just screeched and shattered my ear drums.
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This is great! Instead of waiting til 8:00 here on the left coast, I can get the play by play from you guys, with critical remarks no less - awesome! Keep it up!
By the looks of it - get ready for Syesha vs David Cook final next week!
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I agree with Simon there... Syesha looks like a hot, nasty momma tonight.
Ed Big Head is up.
__________________________He's noble enough to know what's right... But weak enough not to choose it... He's wise enough to win the world... But fool enough to lose it... He's a New World man - Rush
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