Mail Bag Update 5/12/08
LISTEN UP CUM CHUMMERS! STOP PICKING DAVID A HE IS A WONDERFUL SINGER HE HAS MORE TALENT IN HIS PINKY THEN YOU CLOWNS HAVE BRAINS.IF ANYBODY IS THE WORST ITS SYESHA "SCREAMING " MERCADO THAT BITCH GIVES ME A HEADACHE LISTENING TO HER SING.IF THAT BITCH STAYS WHEN WE HAVE TWO TALENTED MEN LEFT I WILL PERSONALY KICK ALL OF YOUR ASSES AND TELL PPL ALL ABOUT WHAT A HORIBLE SITE THIS IS.YOU ARE THE UGLY FATTEST PEICE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN.RAT FACED TARD YOU ARE AS UGLY AS DOG PUCK.
-Kalum
You suck, the contestants you vie for suck, and your site sucks. You're an embarrassment to your entire family, loser. No go fuck yourself...
-James
wow. u guys are GAY LOSERS. david archuleta on vote for the worst?! get a freakin life! just cause of his dad?! and he is annoying?! wow. seriously.. david archuleta is the best person ever on american idol.. i freakin kid u not. can u guys talk more crap about him?! u guys are really gay fags.. so go suck ur moms dick.
-Heejin
Take the picture down from Josiah Leming Thread. Take the picture down. It's the right thing to do. This thread is supposed to be about Josiah's music. Live up to your code.
-Debra
You claim that American Idol is some kind of fraud while admitting that they have to make good television. Who would have thought that the ones chiefly responsible for defrauding a talent contest would be you. Best of luck sending talented people home. What an achievement.
-B. Howe
Are you gluttons for punishment or what? If you don't like Idol, don't watch it! What is this stupid website that has no impact at all on voters? You don't alter the way the show turns out. Not one bit. You do this because you're mentally ill, and you seek retribution for some offense Idol has inflicted on you. Go see a therapist because you have delusions of grandeur! Have you stopped David A. from being the frontrunner? No, you haven't. Did you make Jason king? No, you didn't. You just think you did. It's another thing you should discuss with a shrink. Go back to Speed Racer books.
-Trish
I just love your site!! I think you're so right by putting DAVID GASPCHULETA as your worst! As you've continually reiterated, American Idol and pimpchuleta deserve themselves. You know what, I really don't get most of the hate mail that you get. These are people who say you're cruel since you bash most of the contestants.
MY MESSAGE TO THESE PATHETIC LOSERS: It's good to have some honesty in a show that claims to bring out the best talents in the world by paying three fucked-up judges to brainwash the entire American public by giving the most deranged comments to the worst contestants. Geez!!! You fantards say that these guys are cruel, well you hypocrites flood them with hate mail that are worse than what these guys say about the pathetic contestants. Talk about HYPOCRISY at its finest! You guys better get a life. In the first place, if you hate VFTW that much, why in the freakin' world do you even visit the site!!???! Pathetic people.
This season officially made me hate this show. And I mean HATE this show!!! I cringe every time I hear the judges pimp archuleta. Again, more power to you guys! Thanks for putting some color in the retarded, fucked-up world of American Idol.
-Angelo
i used to like your website, it was quite funny. but then you pick david archuleta?? hes a GREAT TALENTED SINGER! i can understand making fun of sanjaya or jason or danny, but you picked on him because of something he cant help. i hope you trip over a stick and fall flat on your fat face.
-Carly
As soon as Jason Castro was voted off my mom and I said at the same time "I hate this show." We have been watching since season one and it's crazy how much worse things have gotten since then. I have a friend who goes to a very prestigious college right now for vocals, and didn't even get to see Randy, Paula, or Simon whenever he auditioned because he never made it through the first FIRST rounds. I'm just so sick of David Archuleta and David Cook I could scream. They literally stand there the whole performance and do nothing spectacular. And when given questions to answer they come up with the most boring answers I could possible listen to. While even though they aren't always particularly great contestants like Syesha and Jason are dancing/sing well and making us laugh.
Jason was smart to try and get out while he could. Next season, there better not be so much bull shit involved. I love this site so much, and it makes me laugh all the time. Keep it up!
-John
Just how many contestants are you going to go through this season? : ) Are you having fun pretending that you are influential, or do you just enjoy making all of those 'cute' caricatures? I know...next season you should pick a contestant who is steadily in slot 1 and 2 (dial idol can help with that), and then just take the credit for all the "votes" you are getting that person. ; ) Keep up the good work!
-Zenya
you guys are obviously jealous, bitter Idol wannabes who did not make it far so you decided to make yourselves feel better and lick your own wounds by crushing the spirit of those who made it way farther than any of you. it's talented, competent people you are making fun of. they got to where they are through talent and practice.
how hateful are you to be calling Carly cunty? people would have noticed if she really did not have any talent. even her detractors, aside from you guys, do acknowledge her vocal chops. she is far from being a talentless hack! same with michael johns. you have the nerve to ridicule how old he looks. something tells me you guys are a very homely, dateless group who seldom get any. none of you would be this bitter if it were otherwise. i'm sure you guys look the way you feel. michael did act like a douche when he stole two songs from his old group, but the guy has already had his karma. three failed record deals! how much unluckier could a person get? still he never got disillusioned and kept on trying. he and carly tried and tried until they got through. isn't that what America is about? I know you're gonna say, YOU are practicing free speech and that I could choose not to visit your website. still, how could your lives revolve around spewing so much hate? you actually thrive on making people feel bad and nothing could be sadder.
-Celeste
Excuse me, but don’t you realize that the past contestants you have been voting for were just voted off? Brooke wouldn’t have one, but she deserved to be there longer that Syesha did, oviously your votes didn’t do anything so……… Jason…………OMG I AM SO HAPPY HE GOT OFF! David A all the way! Your site doesn’t do anything so……………why don’t you just admit that your half-a-hundred can’t beat out the 5 MILLION THAT VOTED THIS WEEK! And then you go and blame it on the producers! What lameheads, you obviously don’t know the difference between the truth and DEFEAT. You LOST guys, GIVE IT UP!!!!!
-Carlissa
I have been paying attention to your site for a while now. It isn’t that I disagree with your assessment of the show. I also believe that the show has become too commercial and that it is more of a popularity contest than a competition, especially when you get to this point in the season. However, I still like the show and think that it has launched some amazing careers such as Daughtry, Fantasia, Kelly Clarkson and Carry Underwood (notice that I left Taylor Hicks off of this list which I am sure that you guys had a lot to do with him winning that year). The thing your site does that I really do not appreciate is giving the contestants extremely rude names. The problem you have is with the show and not the contestants who are doing nothing more than trying to break into the music business. In my opinion, what you do is nothing more that high tech bullying. Like I said, there are some opinions of the show I agree with, but calling the contestants names is just completely uncalled for and is the reason that your site should be shut down. Why don’t you guys get a life and stop acting as if you are so much better than anyone else. Why don’t you try and get up in front of millions of people and do what these contestants do. Just my opinion.
-Bill
I know you think you are really great, but voting for the worst is really taking away from the good singers on the show just to prove YOU are something......... Jerk is the most common thing I can think of. If you think the show is so terrible, don't watch it.....leave it alone and go away.
-D. Cook
Omg that little david barfuleta and all his teen idiot followers are driving me nuts, besides that he has all these old women loving him too. He is horrible and they are gearing him to win! American Idol producers and judges love this kid…. WHY??? They would love nothing more then to see this kid in the finale and win it all. Tell me who to vote for that is going to get this terrified child, that is destined to be the next owner of the Neverland Ranch inviting young boys over for “sleepovers”, off the show and I will vote.
-Lisa
Hi, I would just like to say that you guys are are the coolest for making this site. Who cares what the other bums think of you. American Idol has greatly deteriotated and lost interest the last few seasons and your job of screwing up the show is making it much more fun. Hopefully we can have a terrible singer cough like***(Sanjaya) cough cough sough actually win. That would be a riot. I actually think that the show needs you because you gather so much opinions and publicity. In fact the show should pay you for making this site, but unfortuately it probably won't happen. Anyways thanks again for making this site. When I need a laugh or two I just visit your site.
-William
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"You suck, the contestants you vie for suck, and your site sucks. You're an embarrassment to your entire family, loser. No go fuck yourself..."
Dammit...I really wanted to go fuck myself...
The more you read these letters in the mailbag, the more you see how we need to let abortion be legal until 40 years of age....
Natural Selection...where have you gone?
*EDIT*
Take the picture down from Josiah Leming Thread. Take the picture down. It's the right thing to do. This thread is supposed to be about Josiah's music. Live up to your code.
-Debra
It's more of a guideline, really...
__________________________"One should never underestimate the stimulation of eccentricity."
Jason rocks
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23611828/displaymode/1107/s/2/framenumber/1/
We as a group are the UGLY FATTEST PEICE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN.RAT FACED TARD YOU ARE AS UGLY AS DOG PUCK.
What the hell does that mean? Fucking idiot!
Oh Mailbag, how I love thee...haha.
Pop Quiz Time guys!
David Archuleta's fanbase are a bunch of _____________
a.) annoying pre-pubescent mormon girls
b.) nasty cougar housewives
c.) fantards
d.) fanTurds (like Carolyn and Samara)
e.) STALKERS
f.) ALL OF THE ABOVE
the answer is as obvious as Archie's gasping of course. ;)
__________________________"Josiah Leming is a weeping vagina"-CastorTroy
Mail signed by Carly and David Cook all in one mailbag? Classic.
i hope you trip over a stick and fall flat on your fat face.
-Carly
No, Carly...that's what's gonna happen to Gaspy when he goes out into the real world of the music biz.
__________________________"Josiah Leming is a weeping vagina"-CastorTroy
I seriously don't see the point in these awful fantards blaming us for voting for Gaspy... I mean Rehabdul already proved Idol is rigged anyways... It shouldn't matter!
__________________________THeY tRIeD tO mAKe Me Go To ReHAb AnD i SaID "iS THaT a TaLKiNG MArTInI?!?!?!?!?!" - Rehabdul
why don’t you just admit that your half-a-hundred can’t beat out the 5 MILLION THAT VOTED THIS WEEK! -Carlissa
Only 5 million? If that was the case I'd say we were doing our job pretty well.
three failed record deals! how much unluckier could a person get? still he never got disillusioned and kept on trying. he and carly tried and tried until they got through. - Celeste
Got through- and still failed. You would think after 3 failed attempts, they would get the message. I guess now they have another failure to add to their impressive collection.