Mail Bag Update 5/11/08


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Ok mr rocks for brians! aka dumbass city USA! I'm so feed up with your site I wanna scream!Ok first you take out Carly and Jason now you wanna fuck with Archie?What in the blue ball hell is wrong with you?Did your mom drop you on your head when your were a baby??? It sure as hell seams that way.Archie and Cook ARE NO WAY THE WORST!And I'm mother fucking pissed as hell that you picked Archie!!!! If you had half a brian you would pick Syesa as your pick.I asume if Archie wins your gonna say "VFTW VICTORY!!!" Like you do when you pick somebody with a bif fan base and claim you did it youself!Ha what a fucking joke you and your site are.God your dumb Archie has the votes to win and he will WITHOUT YOUR FUCKING HELP.SO GO JUMP OFF A CLIFF YOU DICK HEAD!
-Adamaris

david archuleta is awesome and hes not the wrst u should make fun of syesha and her black pride im searious she makes evry song sound like black gospel music cuz right now dats all shes doin and david has done mre den just ballads so plz take him off as ur vote 4 da wrst pick
-Jen

you're all not true americans! for shame. millions of people watch American Idol and take pride in their country but you don't? Want to know why? Because you're a bunch of fucking communissts. i hate people who aren't true americans. go out and play some football or something and than see if i forgive you.
-Tyson

FUCK YOU ALL THEY WAY TO HELL FOR PICKING DAVID ARCHULETA! HE IS MY FAVE LEAVE HIM ALONE ASSHOLE!!!!!!
-Ainsley

You guys are awesome! I had the unfortunate experiance of sleeping on the floor of a parking ramp and shivering in the cold as it rained on us for 13 hours at Soldier field in '05. My friend was one of the last people to try out and I just knew she was going to make it. She is beautiful and could put Whitney Houston to shame! When they did not let her through even the first round, I knew it was a hoax. Was never so pissed off before in my life. A talent show? Everyone in costume went through. Hmmmm.....
-Natali

I HATE U GUYS SO MUCH!! DAVID ARCHULETA DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE ON VOTE FOR THE WORST!! DO U GUYS NOT HAVE LIVES?!!?!? I HATE THAT JUST BECAUSE U DONT HAV A LIFE, THAT U HAV TO RUIN EVERYONE ELSES LIVES!! I HOPE U FUCKING BASTARDS DIE!! SO FUCK U!!
-Bruskyk

As a faithful, die-hard Dreadhead (obsessed fan of Jason Castro), I used to think your site sucked, thought most of you were douche bags who had nothing better to do with your lives. But ya know, after what went down with American Idol this season, and their appalling treatment of Jason Castro (never constructive criticism, only hateful commentary), I'm on your side.
I'll never use my mental or physical energy to cast votes on AI again; I'll never watch the show again once this year's Finale is done (unless Jason is a guest, and we all know THAT will NEVER happen). But I will read your blogs and this site because I now get what you're doing. Bravo! Keep up the good work!
-Hannah
Dreadhead#1744

It appears that you fancy yourself quite the puppetmaster. If only you would use your gargantuan power over masses for good, instead of evil. Try not to trip over your inflated ego on the way to the Star Trek convention.
-Peggy

You know damn well David Archuleta isn't the worst. He's America's favorite, and you need to get over that.
You post all this bullshit saying how David takes breathes, and laughs nervously.. Well let's see you get on that show, and not breath and not be nervous. It's america's #1 show, & has the most viewers than any other show on TV; so lets see everyone that works for you guys get on that show in front of millions and not be nervous!
He's not gay, either- You have no proof, at all; whatsoever.
Get over the fact that he's the best. I hope everyone in your company embarrasses the shit out of themselves once David Archuleta wins. You say you've gotten tons of mail saying how David's the worst? Yeah; okay. YOUR NOT FOOLING ANYONE. Tons of people are sending you hatemail saying what assfucks you guys are.
&& one more thing; what you're doing makes NO SENSE. You are telling people to vote for the worst? Ohh; yeah you're smart. You just want people to vote for David A, because you know he's the best.
You're advertising David's name, and getting people to vote for him. So thanks for the extra votes you dumbshits.
-Tiffany

DAVID ARCHULETA IS NOT THE WORST. GET A LIFFFFFFFFEEEEEEe
-Kayla

Let’s see here, there was a Dolly Parton week, a Mariah Carey week, a show tunes week ,a Neil Diamond week. What does this all mean? Either the target audience is grandmothers and single men living in Hollywood or they are deliberately trying to sabotage the show. So, here are some ideas of themes they can explore in future episodes to ensure I won’t watch.
Englebert Humperdinck week
Conway Twitty Week
Lou Rawls Week
Hillary Duff Week
Helen Ready Week
Glass Tiger Week
Paul Schaffer Week
BTW, do you really blame Paula for being drunk all the time? I couldn’t watch the show sober on a weekly basis. And what’s with the plugging crap every minute? It’s making Star Jones uncomfortable!
-Steve

Don't you have anything better to do with your life? Amer. Idol is a fun diversion. Why do you feel the need to sabatoge it? Your actions/website are an example of needless negativity
-Sue

This website is the worst. I dont see why anyone should listen to you. The last three comments were really nasty. David A. is really good and Carly was, too. You don't have to share your disguisting comments either. I think no one should listen to you guys (VFTW.) Anyway just vote for who you want and not what this website says.
-Kendra

Just to let you know, you have ruined the show, you have reached a new low and I am beginning a chain e-mail listing all of your sponsors and asking people to boycott them.
-Michael

wow. what a site for losers. not sure which is worse, the people that made it (failed artistic types after that talent thing didn't work out for you... but you saw it coming in 8th grade... ), or the people that regularly visit. good luck!
-Eric

Just read your philosophy and I don't like it. Sure the beginning of the season is cheesy but you end up being cruel to really talented people that get bounced because of your reasoning. I'm an adult and I see some of this years talent getting the boot because of you. You are disgusting.
-Rosalyn

So, I guess you all think pretty highly of yourselves, don't you? Bet you think you're doing a favor to millions of people out there, don't you? Well, guess what: YOU'RE NOT. All you are doing is crushing the dreams of up-and-coming young people who have actual talent, like Carly Smithson and Michael Johns. The only reason you created "Vote for the Worst" is because you felt the need to rebel against a major corporation and, as a result, America. Your unhappy with the country and the government and feel you are making a difference in the world by trying to ruin American Idol, a multi-million dollar corporation. But you're not. You just continue to be mainstream, the thing that you claim to hate the most. And by mainstream, I mean rebelling against the "big guys", trying to "take a stand" against big, scary Idol. Well, there's a reason nobody votes for the people you support: they have bad attitudes, they have zero personality, or they just can't sing. These people wouldn't make it two months past American Idol. They would get eaten alive. So, not only are you damaging the possible careers of up and coming stars, you are hurting the people you claim to be helping. Good job, bravo, and have a nice day!
-Lisa

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TemptationOfAngels
May 11, 2008 - 9:28pm

Do the fantards not realize that we're bringing in more votes for OHMIGOD!!1!1!! Archie?

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SoulPatrol
May 11, 2008 - 9:31pm

By picking the Archuletor, our brave Dave is clearly putting his life in the hands of the Fantards.

Go Gaspy!

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supedupX
May 11, 2008 - 9:32pm

mmm...mailbag...delicious.

bwahahahaha.

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Moxie
May 11, 2008 - 9:37pm

I've never been a communist before. Too bad I won't be able to enjoy it...I started holding my breath after reading Tiffany's message and my lips are now turning blue. Then again, I won't have to be traumatized by the fear of a chain letter much longer, so I guess that's good. ;)

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Van Dergraaf
May 11, 2008 - 9:44pm

Adamaris babbled:
I asume if Archie wins your gonna say "VFTW VICTORY!!!"

Never asume. You make an as of u and me.

Jen, you object to us making fun of David and then say make fun of Syesha? And people say we're cruel?

Tyson - We don't like AI so w're not Americans, but communists? Are you Rip Van Winkle and been sleeping the last 20 years? Communism is dead (Cuba doesn't count & China isn't really communist anymmore) and so is your brain.

Ainsley - Do you have a father/brother/cousin named Deryl?

Natali - next time, your friend should wear a costume. too ;)) Anyway, you're awesome too. Welcome to VFTW.

Bruskyk - you can spell your name out, but you're too laxzy to write out the word You? See my question to Ainsley.

Hannah - welcome. I don't think you have to worry about ever watching AI again: Ithink Jason is too cool to ever gives those dolts the time of day again. He got what he needed from them, a start. From there, I think he'll do much better than all the pimped plants.

Peggy - I've never gone to a StarTrek convention. Tell me, do you wear Spock ears when you go?

Tiffany - anyone named Tiffany has no right to call any other human being a dumbshit.
Unless that other person is named Tiffany.
Or Ainsley.

Kayla - see my comment to Tiffany.

Steve - great ideas. Hillary Duff week should have the tweentards really moshin' in the pit.

Sue - you say AI is a fun diversion. We say VFTW is a fun diversion. Why do YOU feel the need to sabotage IT?

Kendra - You're absolutely right. We don't have to sahre our disgusting comments. However, this is a free country, so we will.
FUCK YOU!!

Michael - you're an idiot. Sorry, nothing else seemed appropriate to your babble.

Eric - let's see what you see coming when you make it to the 8th grade, which hopefully will be soon since you're probably over 21.

Rosalyn - and how many really talented people are bounced because of the producers' reasoning. If you come back to this site, please read Natali's letter at the top of this thread.

Lisa - Carly Shitson & Michael ADB are not up and coming talent. They are long-term failures (we'll desuss the talent part some other time). They were planted by the producers who thought they could use this season as a blind to push them through without havingto go through the normal method of promotion that is par for the course in the world of music. That they were voted off early shows that people did not find them appealing. There's more to musicthan just a voice.
As far as the people we supported, Amanda has been off the show for about the two months you gave here, and she's coming along pretty good without even having a release out yet. So see my comment to Michael Have a nice day, idiot!

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crazytom
May 11, 2008 - 9:45pm

you're all not true americans! for shame. millions of people watch American Idol and take pride in their country but you don't?

Let's see if I got this straight - the only true Americans are those who wholeheartedly enjoy a show that was invented overseas and is produced by foreigners? Kinda like automobiles and democracy.

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supedupX
May 11, 2008 - 9:54pm

omg...can you imagine how amazing theese mailbags will be if Gaspy gets voted off? I can just picture the incoherent cursing and mis-spelling from the Archu-fanturds.

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LightenUpFolks
May 11, 2008 - 10:01pm

Wow, you mail bag people sure told us! I'm sure we all feel terrible about our transgressions and vow to turn over a new idol embracing leaf first thing in the morning. I'd especially like to thank Adamaris, Jen, Tyson, Ainsley, and Bruskyk for your erudite and compelling letters. They really made me see the error of my ways.

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8maraschinocherries
May 11, 2008 - 10:05pm

come on guys - jen is searious.


everydayangel
May 11, 2008 - 10:05pm

Did I miss something, when did the right to dissent become Un-Americana?

Speaking of the sponsors, I agree we need to get ride of some off the site, ok not some, just one, whoever put that creepy ad for Clay on the site needs to be boycotted, it is staring at me right now "I seeeeeeeee yooooouuuuu!!!1!1!11" ugh! Barf.

ETA: I vote for a Conway Twitty Week, he fuckin' rocks!

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