VFTW's Insane Dishes the Dirt on VFTW

Carly is physically incapable of telling the truth except by complete accident. If she said the sun set in the west I'd check my almanac and then check it again. She was on the wrong reality show-- she should have been on Survivor: Fans vs. Favorites. Lying on there can be quite lucrative. And she's a natural so she'd be tough to beat, plus she'd lose weight instead of gain. Oh, snap!

Like a forest bows to winter... Beneath the deep white silence... I will quietly resist
Like a flower in the desert... That only blooms at night... I will quietly resist - Rush

LOL!!! I want one of those t-shirts! Something that will stand out like black on hot pink. And since I'm a 4x she won't be able to miss me in the front row.

"378 Copies Sold"....PRICELESS!

Thanks for posting this video, even if it's not sync'ed well. I couldn't get the video on the link to work with Firefox 2.

I just didn't look at their lips, like when watching kung fu movies...

If dodgeball is a survival skill you need to carefully examine the choices you've made in life. ~my buddy, Stefania.

I hated that 'we' too. Who the hell is she to speak for everyone else. She often did this during the show, it's a sure sign of her insecurity and self-importance...

What physical evidence was there of her coming here? Did she bite someone? Or was there like greasy hair on a keyboard somewhere?

Notice no one interviewed Scott Savol. That's cause he's too scary...

Playing the role of my avatar today will be a kitten.

i'll start making the shirts...

VFTW is the only thing that keeps me interested in American Idol. I only watch it so I can relate to what the bloggers - especially Professor Chan - are going to say! Seems to me that Fox should be greatful to VFTW - because otherwise, many of us simply could not tolerate the show.

That said, I don't know if I can muster enough interest to get through the last few episodes, since everyone interesting is gone....

Nice shirt...maybe you make one similar to McDonald's sign - maybe a CHS replacing the golden arches, with 378 copies sold replacing the burger count.

Would someone please explain what physical proof you have that Carly has visited the site?

I want to know for two reasons:

1) To laugh at Carly once agin for being a lying bitch.

2) To ensure that my obsessive visits to the Engelbert Humperdinck fan site are never known by my close friends and family. (Don't tell theme please)

A link or anything??

Sometimes when I watch American Idol now, I youtube Sanjaya's "Bathwater" performance so I can feel clean again.

You captured the teeth nicely alpha-male.

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. - George Carlin

Wow.

I'm not a mean-spirited person, but Idol brings out the Worst in me.

Keep on truckin, VFTW! You're all that's left to entertain me for the rest of this season of what used to be my favorite show.

Will rock for Brians.