An Idiot Never Learns- Jeff Archuleta, David's Annoying Stage Dad, Is Now Banned from Idol

Samara wrote:
"FanTURD? You're so lame. Wow.

Yes, I did say they PRINT lies. Understand it's a video. Unless of course, that guy is really super-bionic Simon. In that case, I'm most certainly wrong."

OK the last part of your sentence in nonsense. WTF?

Go to the other thread where worsters are pointing out what a dumb bitch you are and see the definition I posted for you from Dictionary.com.

Not that you'll get it. You're too stupid. I'm not about to put it in FanTURD for either.

I shot the tambourine man.

Samara, as I said in the other thread...the only question he dodged told me more than any he answered...

did you have problems?
no
will it hurt the kid's chances?
no
do you know of him giving other people problems?
look at my dear old mum, isn't she precious?
whitney or britney?
whitney

so yes, he knows about the guy giving other people problems.

I've never done Botox in my life. But I've probably tried everything else under the sun.
Ryan Seacrest

Yikes. I just saw that, too, Scott. There goes my somewhat limited faith in the younger generation.

SeverusSnapeFan, you can't understand a simple sentence and yet you have the balls to call me stupid. Lol!

Then you say,

"OK the last part of your sentence in nonsense. WTF?"

That first sentence of yours is technically nonsense. Nice, very nice.

Anyway, I said,

"Yes, I did say they PRINT lies. Understand it's a video. Unless of course, that guy is really super-bionic Simon. In that case, I'm most certainly wrong."

That means if the Simon in the video was a bionic dummy, I'd be wrong about it being proof of anything. It was sarcasm. I know how much you love dictionary.com, so maybe you'd better head over there and search 'sarcasm.'

all else aside, all that video really says is, yes daddy dearest gave people a hard time, simon was not one of them.

I've never done Botox in my life. But I've probably tried everything else under the sun.
Ryan Seacrest

Simon is supreme! He makes Archie's fantards feel things! He is all-knowing, all-seeing, and he doesn't even take a Carolyn unless he has golden toilet paper for wiping! All hail Simon.

Seriously, Samara, do you really put that much stock in someone with that much of a vested interest in the show?

"That means if the Simon in the video was a bionic dummy"

Jesus Christ!

You believe in a super bionic Simon?

I know the definition of sarcasm, if I didn't know you know I know how to use a dictionary.

Anyway...

You're too stupid. I don't know why I've bothered this much with you. Absolute ignorance. That's NOT sarcasm.

I shot the tambourine man.

Just to clear up any confusion Samara has caused, I don't have *ANY* balls.

Can you say vagina boys and girls?

I shot the tambourine man.

shuna:

I remember Carolyn from the mail update. Is she an inside joke?

As Simon said, he WISHES the show had controversy. He really thinks it's just another boring season.

Yup, been out all morning and just got home... first place I saw this is Chicago Trib online. Of course I came here to see the story in all its glory here.

Up until this story, the Archtards have been insisting that Dadchuletta is a wonderfully perfect dad. Denial much? Have the scary boards imploded yet?