Stage Dad Jeff Archuleta Says He's Not a Stage Dad

Our boy Danny was on TV Guide's Idol Tonight show this week and was hilarious as always as a guest host. He said the only one of the top 6 he still keeps in touch with is David Archuletta, who was part of "the group" with Ramielle and Danny (kinda surprised me). Then they said that David Archuletta's nickname at his high school is Lettuce Boy - not sure what that means.

If Dadzilla isn't a stage dad, then I'm not a Worster.

I'm pretty sure he's just saying that because he thinks that if he gets caught being the stage dad from hell it might hurt David's chances of winning. And he doesn't want to HAVE to beat his son up for getting kicked off.

"Whoever said that nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."

Because he has almost as much personality of a head of lettuce?

http://notbaio.wordpress.com

Even more annoying:

He uses the article to try and create even more Archie mythology. Like the part where he says David "demanded" to sing Whitney Houston and Celine Dione songs when he was two or three ... Uh huh. We all believe that Jeff.

Jeff, you are the reason Davids gaspy, mangled voice is maybe a tenth as good as it was when he was 13.

You're the reason George W Bush walks around showing his generals video of your son, telling them "if we can crush the spirit of Al Queda leaders in this way, we can actually WIN this thing!".

The producers of those little girl beauty pagents think your actions have been in poor taste.

But Jeff doesn't care. He'll just sit down with TEAM DAVIDs entourage this week and pour the Micheal Bolton treatment all over another song so his poor son can cringe on stage in self loathing and fear. Nice job.

I'm starting to feel really bad for pimpchuleta. Maybe I'll vote for him a few times next week...

Ugh. I have no words.

I'm just going to predict:

Next week starts the 2 song rounds, right? I am going with Archie singing "Turn on your Heartlight" with some ET drivel thrown into his pre-performance sit down and also, "Coming to America".

God, I hate that they are spoiling Neil. I can only hope that he goes the route of the Queen guys and you can see and hear his disgust for the kids in their segments.
At least we'll get to see him perform live, that will probably be the one performance I wont FF through.

PS I hope either David Cook or no one does "Foever in Bluejeans" that's my all time favorite Neil song, I want to be able to listen to it again without wincing.

"Mutainted dog shit throwup face!"-Brittany 4/30/08 Mailbag

Let David be a lesson to you Home Schoolers: send the kid to public school and he just might develop a personality. Of course, that would crimp Daddy's plan to live off his winnings.

WWSS: What Would Sanjaya Sing?

Theres some Youtube vid of David Archuletta in his school talent show singing some song. So he did go to school. Plus they were talking about him missing his prom on the show. Because the way its looking he won't be going anywhere for a while. This is the most boring season ever.

Either Archie is standing on a box, or Daddy is even shorter than Gaspy.

The first time he heard David Archuleta's name, a Cuban friend of mine told me that archuleta means lettuce in Spanish. I always thought lettuce was lechuga in Spanish, but now that I know he had that nickname, it seems like my friend may have been right. Maybe it's a certain type of lettuce.