Naomi Judd Talks about David Archuleta's Awful Stage Dad

Posted by thefunnystone on April 17th, 2008 at 4:56 PM
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Skip to 3:35. Naomi Judd talks about how horrible David Archuleta's stage dad was when she was a judge on Star Search. Poor kid, he was probably locked in his cage after he wasn't sure what to do when Seacrest asked him to pick a side. We'll send food soon, David!
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iamkms
Posted: April 17, 2008 - 8:41pm
Joined: 17 Apr 2008

I agree. I've never seen David A. do a single thing or say anything that's spontaneous. Everything that comes out of his mouth seems scripted, like he's a puppet. Last night, when he said he 'Had a blast' it was totally unbelievable because he looked exhausted, scared and sleep deprived. All he ever says are scripted phrases or one-liners (ex. Thank you) that someone has told him to say. He's terrified to be himself - probably the result of his Dad and his dysfunctional upbringing.

the_alpha_male
Posted: April 17, 2008 - 8:44pm
Joined: 20 Mar 2008

that's because he IS a living puppet.

Dr.Greggy
Posted: April 17, 2008 - 9:16pm
Joined: 24 Mar 2008

He wants to make sure David gets a record deal before he turns 18 so he can ca$h in on the royalties.

Just the fact that the kid likes all these Disneyesque feel-good songs says it all. "I just really liked the message in that song". Shut the fuck up! When I was 17 all I cared about was getting laid, cranking up my stereo, getting laid, smoking, getting laid, and working on my car. Oh, and getting laid too.

Scott Baio
Posted: April 17, 2008 - 9:36pm
Joined: 05 Mar 2008

Shit, that's all I care about now, brother! You with me? High five!

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TheDancingCookie
Posted: April 17, 2008 - 9:46pm
Joined: 11 Apr 2007

Daduleta is hot. Total DILF. Him and KKK's dad. Both at the same time.

Naomi Judd looks terrible. Her face looks like it could melt off her skull at any moment. Come on people - if you're going to have plastic surgery, make it good plastic surgery!

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keelhaulrose
Posted: April 17, 2008 - 10:16pm
Joined: 24 Apr 2007

Maybe there's a lawyer out there who will help him become emancipated before Dadzilla screws him out of all his money.

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dude-icle
Posted: April 17, 2008 - 10:27pm
Joined: 03 Apr 2008

brilliant

JohnnyDrama
Posted: April 17, 2008 - 11:29pm
Joined: 09 Mar 2008

We need the VFTW posters from forums to plaster!! For her to remember that maniac in such detail is amazing! Of course a cage for the "stage Dad" would stick in any persons mind.

That was just awesome!! It's amazing the nuggets that are extracted. That was GOLD!

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spongegator
Posted: April 18, 2008 - 4:10am
Joined: 17 Apr 2008

i feel bad for archie, his answers seem programmed into him through repeated test drills. that said, i think he needs to get voted off so maybe his parents will let him get on with his life and enjoy it before he's too old and broken.

Mysterioso
Posted: April 18, 2008 - 4:59am
Joined: 18 Apr 2007

I'm scared of the hair in that interview. None of it is real.