The Aussie song-stealing douche, one of our least favorite contestants this season, decided to take a different approach to his exit interviews. Instead of being classy like Amanda Overmyer or pathetic like David Hernandez, he just pulled a Carly Smithson and insulted VFTW's favorite papaya Sanjaya. In an E! Online interview, Michael said, "There was no laughingstock. There were no jokers...They wanted it to be a singing competition instead of a TV show with the controversy of Sanjaya." First off, Sanjaya was not a laughingstock. He was awesome. Secondly, almost all of the contestants this year are too boring to inspire any kind of emotion. I mean who feels one way or another about Syesha? Michael was also going to sing "Vision of Love" next week on American Idol. On second thought, that would have been hilariously bad. Can we vote him back just for one week?
Michael Johns Takes a Shot at Sanjaya
Sat, 04/12/2008 - 03:00 — thefunnystone
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Michael was also going to
Michael was also going to sing "Vision of Love" next week on American Idol.
I find it amusing that Mariah Carey is going to be a mentor when all the contestants are ever told is to not sing her songs because they will be compared to her. This show is getting more hysterically hypocritical every week. You gotta fucking love it.
Ha ha. Sanjaya will be
Ha ha. Sanjaya will be remembered, but Michael was voted off early enough that he won't be in a few months.
Sanjaya commited the crime of not taking the show seriously, and for that he should be applauded. People take this show too seriously, when ultimatley when it doesn't matter.
I wonder if American Idols
I wonder if American Idols ratings will go up after the shock of MJ getting booted? I am sure thier thinking it to themselves. I have a feeling that the ratings wil go up.It was surprising how he can say something about Sanjaya and not get heck for it. I really was not socked at all and how can it be comapred to Daughtry when lesss people watched.
I'm glad that idiot Aussie
I'm glad that idiot Aussie is gone. How dare he diss another idol contestant that can actually sing BETTER than him! Now if David Archuleta and Carly leaves, I won't get sick when I watch the show.
Let him take a shot at our
Let him take a shot at our Sanji. At least he is still in the news,unlike many other ex-idol hopefuls that did not get busted. It is funny that the most UN-entertaining contestants bash our boy! I bet he will be invited to the finale this year!
"OMG, guys, you're being
"OMG, guys, you're being like SOOO mean to the awesome idol contestants, you're like ruining the show." The show is ruining itself. Any delusions that this show isn't rigged in the first place is pretty pathetic as well. Get over it. Watch and enjoy/hate the car wreck. Mariah week's gonna be hillarious. I can't wait to see across the board failure to live up to her. I also can't wait to see "rocker" David Cook with his faux fauxhawk sing a Mariah song. Oh the carnage!
What an ADB! '"Dreams"
What an ADB!
'"Dreams" ...was about struggles and, as its title suggests, dreams: "I've done a lot of that over the last 10 years."'
-- Douchebag, you haven't struggled! And you didn't really dream this either. . . otherwise you would have 1) lost more weight; 2) sung a better song like "A Change Is Gonna Come," and 3) not sung a song you thought was all about your dreams and struggles like you are somehow an inspiration to starving kids in America and Africa (you're NOT a star yet, ADB)!
There was no laughingstock. There were no jokers...They wanted it to be a singing competition instead of a TV show with the controversy of Sanjaya," Johns said, invoking the name of the show's most notorious finalist.
-- This proves two things: 1) The Universe of Sanjaya swallowed the juggernaut American Idol. Simon is now forever Sanjaya's bitch; 2) "They wanted it to be a singing competition" - Ergo: full of boring loser failed "professionals" . . . . well jeez, that really worked didn't it? And what kind of psychopath thinks Kristy Lee Cook is better than Sanjaya? Of course, the irony is, both KKKristy and Sanjaya outlasted Michal Johns, the ADB. . . hahahahahahahaha
Sometimes, Idol giveth good head.
Ok, this site is ridiculous.
Ok, this site is ridiculous. Honestly, you are ruining what could be a great show. Kristy Lee Cook is not bad enough to provide the entertainment that you "douches" (as you like to say) so desperately crave and desire. Sure, you make a difference in the show, but at what cost? You're basically upsetting an entire nation just because you want to get people out due to the fact that they're better at singing than the people that suck more and deserve to go out. You guys seriously need something better to do with your time. I'm actually, believe it or not, not an obsessive fan of this show, but after seeing someone good at singing get the boot, I immediately thought of you douchebags, and how you screw with the show. So congratulations guys on your success of upsetting millions of people just because you want to see someone that sucks at singing. Oh and also, Sanjaya did suck, so Johns had every reason to strike at him. He just wasn't a good singer, and he most definitely didn't deserve to make it as far as he did. So go ahead and call this Australian singer a douche, but the true douches are you people that screw with this popular show.
congratulations guys on your
congratulations guys on your success
Thanks!
Blah blah blah.
Blah blah blah. Weebleweeble. Same shit, different author.
This belongs in the mail bag, doesn't it?
"what could be a great
"what could be a great show"? Well it's a POPULAR show, but as anyone with any sense who heard Smiley Virus "sing" the other night will tell you, popularity doesn't necessarily translate into great, or even marginally decent. I think you may be giving VFTW a little too much credit. I could be wrong, but I believe it's the producers who make the final decision on who goes home each week. Bigtime corporate FOX TV execs are not about to put their baby in the hands of the general American public. Do you think this pattern of guy goes home, then girl goes home each week is just a coincidence? (let me guess, a GIRL will go home this week.) And since when did only the WINNER of A.I. get the record contract? All these clowns are guaranteed their shot at the big, big, big money. Johns will end up at a fatter, more-bloated version of David Hasselhoff...if he's lucky.
Remember: What the American public doesn't know is what makes them the American public.
I agree with you 100%. This
I agree with you 100%. This is very ridiculous. The people on this site are ruining chances for people who really can have a career in something they love to do and ruining their chance for people to hear them.
Uh, 90% of these people are
Uh, 90% of these people are going to go back to waiting tables after the show is over. It utimately doesn't matter if the less talented ones stay a few weeks more than they should.
I think "Without You" would
I think "Without You" would be a terrible choice.. The public probably watched the Bulgarian Idol butchering the lyrics.. Trying to sing it seriously will just make people laugh..
Since we're talking about
Since we're talking about Mariah week... (SPOILER ALERT)
In case you haven't heard, Simon happened to say in an interview that Carly would be fabulous at singing "Without You," and Carly has supposedly happened to choose just that song (see Terri Seymour's interview with her boy on myfoxla.com under Good Day LA). One -- could Simon's acting be any worse when he pretends like he doesn't know what she's talking about? Two -- could the plant thing get any more obvious?
Okay first, great
Okay first, great photoshopping there!
Second, just checked out a pro-MJ site and they are shattered and all the hate is delivered at Kristy! Well done VFTW, it's working.
You know, I doubted KKK as the VFTW pick at first but now I am a true believer. She is truly the anti-AI left in the competition, so long may she reign!
Go KKK!
P.S. Michael Johns, because you were mean to Sanjaya I am going to blow up Australia.
I disagree. When KKK goes
I disagree. When KKK goes (and she eventually will - whether it's TPTB or the tweentards that do it), we still have the Pothead. He is anti-AI as well.
Uh, he lives in America,
Uh, he lives in America, moron.
Smartie, your not that smart
Smartie, your not that smart if you didn't realize that the best way to hurt someone aka MJ is to blow up where he grew up, then let him suffer. Everyone knows he lives in the states. But he did grow up there.
Cordernova, it's "You're"
Cordernova, it's "You're" not that smart.
Exactly. Plus it has the
Exactly. Plus it has the bonus of destroying Australia, which is a country full of MJ-esque douchebags. And Russell (I Throw Phones) Crowe.
And Smartie don't call me a moron. Or else I will blow up your birthplace too. And your dog.
Russell Crowe is a New
Russell Crowe is a New Zealander. God you're both imbeciles.
Upon reflection I never say
Upon reflection I never say Crowe is Australian - just that Australia is full of things like him.
Plus we (yep, I'm a New Zealander) disown Crowe, he may have been born here but Australia shaped him (hence the phone throwing).
Man ! Kristy Lee Cook won
Man ! Kristy Lee Cook won the battle again?
Seriously that sucks. I mean im sorry "vote for the worst" but i dont agree that Kristy should stay in the competition.
But i do agree that she is the worst in the bunch.
That dude that got eliminated was a good singer.
I just dont see why America doesnt vote Kristy Lee Cook off.
Idol's gonna have a
Idol's gonna have a cook-off?!?!
Am I missing something?
Am I missing something? Sanjaya not a laughingstock, he was awesome? Isn't the goal here to vote for the WORST? Sanjaya WAS the laughingstock- that's why we tuned in, to see what ridiculous thing he would come up with next. Ausshole calls him a joke, VFTW calls him awesome- different perspective, same result. The logic becomes a little blurry when you love spending alot of time watching, hating and ragging on something that really irritates the shit out of you.
Scott Baio up there doesn't give a doodlefuck what happens on AI the rest of the season, but I'll bet a billion dollars that we hear from him again regarding future shows... AI: it's heinous, annoying and stupid... yet we can't get enough of it.
Sanjaya was awesome for
Sanjaya was awesome for being a "laughingstock". It showed Idol producers that the juggernaut of a show was destructable. I honestly think they got sick of the joke and just kicked him off, disregarding the votes, because honestly I think Sanjaya could have rode it to the end. The teenage girl (dirty old man?) hormone vote is pretty powerful...I mean look at Archuleta...that kid sounds and looks like he was manufactured right on a soundstage at a Disney studio. Obviously, the main difference is the attitude and the personal style and some would argue "the talent". But that's what made me watch last season. This season, since Amanda's gone, I'm finding it really hard to stay awake let alone hating to enjoy the season.
Vonnegut said it
Vonnegut said it best:
Nothing matters, and what if it did?
Haven't watched the past four weeks. . . won't be watching the next seven or eight. And if the crap shows up again next year won't matter, since all that "reality entertainment programming" is designed to do is sell advertising to advertisers.
It's ALL crap.
Asswipes like Seacrest are crap. Talk about fudgepacking. . .
"Contestants" like Cunty, Lizard, Douche. . . . all crap - even the photos of that country crappette make me cringe.
Paula: crap. Randy: crap. Simon (both of 'em): crap.
Here's an idea: turn the fucking shit off and go outside, clean it off your shoes and get some fresh air!!!
Love and kisses. . . .
He's such a sore loser, and
He's such a sore loser, and an idiot to boot. He said that Paula's comments have been spot on all season (uhh, yeah. You mean like "Its just really who you are"?) He added Paula grabbed me and said “I have no doubt in my mind we’ll be seeing you do big things some day...Like chew up my carpet. Thats a big job. Keanu couldn't even do it. Neither could Emilio Estevez..."
I think the arrogant "I'm a rocker, really I am" David Cook is worse. As is bong boy. But I can't say I was sad to see him leave. The show is, shocker, keeping Napoleon Archuleta like they did Jordan last year. He's 29 isn't he? Of course they sent him home. My guess is that Randy's whore Carly got the lowest votes, but they wouldn't let her go. This show is for 13 year old girls, and people with the mentality of 13 year old girls. Thats why they keep the younens in. This is an awful season. None of them are any better than the others. Heck, even VFTW had to sink to picking Kristy.
Ahh. But you still watch it.
Ahh. But you still watch it. It's okay. The first step is embracing your inner 13 year-old girl.
If I embrace my inner 13
If I embrace my inner 13 year-old girl, do I have to register as a sex offender?
But there IS no fresh air.
But there IS no fresh air. Carbon dioxide, smog, sulfur, cancer-causing chlorofluorocarbons... Scientists have found that it is actually healthier to stay inside and watch crap on FOX.
Oh, I'll keep watching, no
Oh, I'll keep watching, no doubt about that. And you'll keep hearing me complain. Why? Because the whole thing makes me laugh, and that's why I'm here. the only thing that makes it worth watching anymore is making fun of it.
I'm something of a masochist, apparently.
DOUCHEBAG! How dare he diss
DOUCHEBAG!
How dare he diss Sanjaya? He's just jealous cuz he's better. I now officially hate ADB just as much as I hate CuntyPlant.
What an asshat. He gets
What an asshat. He gets kicked off before Papaya did because he was uninteresting and couldn't hit his notes, and then he has to call out the best VFTW pick ever.
You are an asshat, Michael Johns. This season is terrible and no one cares about any of you, and all of your album deals with FAIL. YOU FAIL.
Maybe you should have been funny like Kristy. Jerkface.
That's pretty unfortunate
That's pretty unfortunate that Johns had to resort to bashing Sanjaya. If Johns wasn't a human dial tone perhaps he would have lasted longer. This whole competition is filled with dial tones. I miss Amanda.
Ok, but whether you like it
Ok, but whether you like it or not, most people watching did consider Sanjaya a laughingstock. That is the sole reason that the judges and/or producers put him through - so they could have their whipping boy. He was there to make good TV. He was there to generate controversy so people would talk and more people would watch and they would all get richer. If it was really all about talent, Sanjaya never would have made it past Hollywood week, if he would have even made it there. And those are the reasons that you backed him! You know that AI never took Sanjaya seriously and they always meant for him to be the joke of the season, and that's why you wanted him to win. Not because you thought he was a good singer.
Actually Sanjaya was quite
Actually Sanjaya was quite popular after his first audition of Sign, Seal and Delivered and he gave one of the better auditions in Season 6. He was a nice likeable kid with a sweet voice. It wasn't till the semis that people found out that his voice is not as good as the others. But he actually has a better voice then Blake and his bed buddy Chris. He was so boring that besides his limited vocals we did not pick him we picked Sundance. After Sundance left we picked him. It wasn't till his performance of "You really got me", that he showed us that he was a VFTW legend. Then week after that came the ponyhawk.
Absolutely right!
Absolutely right!
Beckeye and Jenn need to
Beckeye and Jenn need to learn to love the ponyhawk. Trust me, it will make you a better person, clear up your acne and give you a warm tingly feeling all over.
It's bound to be a lot better than the humorless tone deaf AI fans you reveal yourself to be in the posts you just made.
Magooish
My sense of humor is just
My sense of humor is just fine. I guess some people never get tired of train-wreck humor and some do. I thought Sanjaya was pretty funny at first, but after a while I just got tired of him. (If I'm gonna bother to watch a show about singing, I'd like to hear some good singing, y'know?) And then, near the end of his run on AI, I actually felt bad for him.
Maybe you thought Sanjaya was entertaining, but you can't see that the judges and producers were making a fool out of him and enjoying it? You have to know that he was put on that show for the sole purpose of generating ratings and controversy. By voting to keep him on the show, you were helping them out. I guess depending on how you look at it, that's kind of funny.
...did you actually read
...did you actually read what they said? The tone of the post was, "But... didn't everyone (VFTW, producers et al) love Sanjaya *because* he was such an outrageous joke?" How in the world does this make them, "...humorless tone deaf AI fans...?"
I find it sad that the AI
I find it sad that the AI producers can't accept that their show has passed any notion of being "a singing competition" in the true sense of the word and has long since crossed over to the side of schlocky camp and tiresome predictability. Sure, I didn't know that Michael Johns was going to be the one going home last night, but I:
a. knew that each and every contestant was going to absolutely suck on Tuesday,
b. knew that it wouldn't be Carly, Archuleta, David Cook, or Brooke White going home,
c. didn't care that it was Johns,
and
d. don't give a flying flaming fuckerdoodle what happens next week or any of the subsequent weeks thereafter.
Do they really think the reason they got such high ratings last season was because people genuinely enjoyed watching Jordin Sparks sing like a goat or Blake Lewis briggity-break it diggity-down on stupid 80's songs? No, they tuned in to see what crazy hairstyle Sanjaya would rock and if he could possibly stick it out for one more week. At least they kept it somewhat interesting for the remainder of the season after Sanjaya was sent packing by keeping an incredibly talented singer (Melinda Doolittle) in the competition up to the top 3.
You know those really high ratings you got last year, Idol? That was your show reaching its summit, its apex, its pinnacle, its highest point. Once you reach that point, Idol, you can only do two things:
1. You can learn to fly and push yourself higher
or
2. You can let gravity do its work and begin your slow, painful descent to the bottom.
I think we know what you've chosen to do, Idol. You've topped out, and the only direction to go is down. Some would say you've "jumped the shark."
I just say you screwed the pooch.
Some would say you've
Some would say you've "jumped the shark."
Funny, I was thinking about that as I was reading your comments.
Yes, AF (American Fuckerdoodle) has definitely jumped the shark.
You love the word
You love the word "fuckerdoodle." It sounds like something out of Stephen King.
D O U C H E This whole
D O U C H E
This whole season of idol is a huge laughingstock between all the lame plants, Idol Gives head and the continuing drop in ratings. Nigel and friends are probably wishing Sanjaya was on this season as well right about now.
I think Michaela is hurt
I think Michaela is hurt because Sanjaya lasted a week longer.