Michael Johns is Eliminated, VFTW Victory!

Posted by thefunnystone on April 10th, 2008 at 5:15 PM
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Michael Johns is eliminated. The only thing funnier would have been Carly's swan song. The open mouthed friend in the audience was pretty hilarious. Bye bye Aussie douche bag. "Last year for Idol Gives Back, no one left us. This year, Michael... it's the end of the road." Awesome. Always good to make Paula cry. Continue to victory, Kristy!

 

 

 

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JOlson
Posted: April 10, 2008 - 10:06pm
Joined: 19 Mar 2008

No, Carly was doing a terrible acting job. You need to stop letting the weed get in the way of your brain.

kissmyass
Posted: April 10, 2008 - 10:15pm
Joined: 10 Apr 2008

Yep, those black people won American Idol, I'll give ya that. But lemme ask ya a question: Where are they now? What have they done? Where has Ruben "Fatass" Stubbard's records ranked? Have any of the black winners had the success of Clarkson or Underwood? And not to mention the success of non-winnders Pickler and Daughtry? Of course not. Will they ever? Absolutely not, no chance.

It's not about someone being black. It's about they type of music they do. They're a dime a dozen and their sound is nothing unique. There's a million R&B artists out there... and they all do the same thing, they all act the same way, they all sing similiar songs. R&B is among the lowest of genres right now in terms of popularity and success. Some try to be a throwback to old-skool greats like Smokey, Stevie, Marvin, Freddie, Barry, Teddy, Cooke, Sam & Dave, Clarence Carter, but could never come close. The black Idol winners downfall is their genre.

The future success of Daughtry will be miles away from any other Idol contestent, past, present and future. It's not a "black thing". It's just a music and timing thing.

BeckEye
Posted: April 10, 2008 - 10:18pm
Joined: 20 Feb 2008

What in the bloody hell???

Doesn't the Dawg constantly harp on the fact that contestants should never attempt songs by Whitney or Mariah unless they're sure they have the chops?? And now they're having a Mariah THEME?? So, is the entire night gonna be people singing badly, and then the Dawg will open every critique with "What's going down," (which is ALWAYS a bad sign) and berate them all for messing up a Mariah song? And then throw in the zillionth mention about how he's worked with Mariah and they're friends? And how sometimes she lets him drive her to the airport?

Fuck this shit.

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kissmyass
Posted: April 10, 2008 - 10:22pm
Joined: 10 Apr 2008

Uhhh... do you really know the meaning of Self Indulgence? I think you need to buy a dic-tion-ary. The last thing I'd call Michael is self indulgent. That's just an ignorant statement. If you wanna see a visual definition of self indulgence then look at David Cooke. The wrong one went tonight. But that's OK, it'll be better for him in the long-run. Look at Daughtry. And look at Ruben. Nuff said.

watercolorime
Posted: April 11, 2008 - 12:14am
Joined: 28 Feb 2008

What a great night! I've been hating that douchebag since he stroked himself while pretending to be Jim Morrison during Hollywood week. The guy is completely full of his lame-ass self and is an absolute tool. And man, did they really give him a resounding kick in the ass. "Last year we didn't send anybody home during Idol Gives Head Week, but ... this year, get the fuck out of here, deluded Aussie twatface poser." Man, I don't really care what else happens now. Send home the other rock poser; the crying housewife; the Irish transvestite; the clueless, not-quite-good-enough melismafier; the vacuously grinning elf; or the beautiful, pandering, fellating, profoundly boring and irrelevant country-wanna-be. They all suck. They all annoy me. Just keep the stoner around for a while. Don't let him win-- he seems like too nice a guy to subject him to that--but keep him around because he's the only guy I actually look forward to hearing.

kissmyass
Posted: April 10, 2008 - 10:29pm
Joined: 10 Apr 2008

VFTW victory? LOL!!! This shit is just so funny. You guys actually think that VFTW makes a difference? C'mon, let's get serious here. The percentage that takes part in the little VFTW games is such a small minority. Call it fighting against the man. Call it your own twisted form of entertainment. Call it personal satisfaction. But you can never call it a victory.

With your mindset, I could say that next week Archuletta would go home... and if I was right then I could claim it my own personal victory. Stupid, huh? Yep. Now think about the phrase: VFTW victory. See, stupid too.

VFTW has NO EFFECT on AI. The producers are gonna do what they want with the votes anyway, regardless of what all you VFTW groupies claim. You don't dictate the world... or AI.

Realize this... and grab a life while you still have the chance.

Ignorant fools.

Withxtracheeseplease
Posted: April 10, 2008 - 10:40pm
Joined: 26 Mar 2008

One of the Davids??? That would be just like the final of MILF Island on 30 Rock - Debra vs. Deborah..LOL..Now if we could also have a challenge where they eat bugs to earn tampons....But seriously, this site is the only reason I watch Idol; that, and the writers' strike.

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Lint_Licker
Posted: April 10, 2008 - 10:48pm
Joined: 08 Mar 2008

Hey kissmyass

SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY.

the_high_priestess
Posted: April 10, 2008 - 10:57pm
Joined: 22 Feb 2008

Funny how you preach about childishness, spitefulness and anger, in a name-calling, hateful manner. And then you talk about glass houses. You also trumpeted intelligence while using the words "coonstructed", "amatuer" and "jealously", the latter of which is actually a word, but used in an improper context.

Do yourself a favor and stop taking yourself (and AI) so seriously. Discover a sense of humor somewhere within yourself, Elvis dear. Yes, some of us are angry, and rightfully so. At least we can have fun with it. I don't see how that's a misdirection. At least we're not murdering children or Beatles songs with our anger.

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jen1371
Posted: April 10, 2008 - 10:58pm
Joined: 10 Apr 2008

Song stealing, lying POS? Are you confusing MJ with David Cook?

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