Michael Johns is Eliminated, VFTW Victory!

Read the old mailboxes. It doesn't matter if we were voting for KKKristy, or the next King of Siam, whenever a popular candidate goes home it's always our fault, we're always douchebags, ignoramuses, and complete and total jerks. People think that if Carlyplant sang the worst that we voted for her instead of KKKristy, and no amount of us trying to point out otherwise has EVER gotten it through their skulls. I'm sure that whoever wins in November will be our fault, too. And that mess in Zimbabwe.

"Whoever said that nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door."

Well, the worst is all that's left, so that shouldn't be too hard.

Thanks to all for your condolences. To those who are trying to rub salt in my wounds, may Paula's chihuahuas rip your lungs out and shit in your empty torso.

I donated money to IGB through their MySpace page last night, which puts me in a drawing to win tickets to the finale. I remember that someone posted here that they were hoping that Brooke White would turn into Carrie White when she gets voted off. Well, if she doesn't, and I win the trip to the finale, I will make sure everyone (but Michael...and maybe I'll save Simon and the dreadlocked wonder) dies in a ball of fire and/or gets beaten to death with a stray, out of control fire hose.

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I am in shock he left, I wanted him to win. WHY didn't tubbie have to go? Wasn't that the sick plan? WOW. POWERFUL STUFF VFTW!

I am too old for this sh** but it is priceless!

People are just idiots.

They should know by now that it doesn't matter who gets the vote.....the winner is based on who the producers want to win.

Take season one of AI for instance. Tamyra Grey was voted out next to some Red Haired bitch. Who remembers that? They boo'd so bad that not only did she start crying her ass off, but Tamyra was actually the one that had to calm the audience down.

I don't think Kelly Clarkson deserved that win.....or rather, if she did, she never had a worthy enough adversary to go up against. Cause that fag with the curly hair who came in 2nd was not it.....even Simon @ one point said that a better challenger for Kelly would have been Tamyra Grey.

Melinda Dolittle loses......Yeah, my thoughts exactly. Who the fuck was even in that girls league? But for some reason, the younger Jordan Sparks is declared the winner.

I think the only real season where the producers may have layed off the who they want to win, was whatever the hell season it was when Kerry Underwood won.

Look for both Davids to be in the top 2 this season. And Carly the top 3, just to piss everybody off, LOL o.O

simon you must be the real simon, damn that was harsh!

I am too old for this sh** but it is priceless!

Im actually quite suprised it was him.I mean cunty plant and brooke were much worse.I knew he wouldn't win but thought he would hang longer than dreadlocks and syesha for sure!Sorry bad kareoke!!!!..you need magazines now:P

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Yeah, but I did like the TMZ expose on Lickety-lips and the 'I just so happened to pick Angels out of a hat' interview on Idol the other night. Do you think any of the others are totally pissed off that he seems to do a song each week that he's been singing his entire life (all 14 yrs or whatever)? Plus the Napolean Dynamite thing was HO- larious!

danger, danger Will Robinson- Robot

yeah!!! I am honored!!!

"Sure, we're smug, self-righteous, pompous and self-important assholes, but damn it, we're right" ~Penn Jillette

If any of you sons of bitches has anything else to say NOW'S THE FUCKING TIME! ~O-ren

That would have been nice. I hate the way she is ALWAYS talking!! STFU already...bitch!

-K

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-K

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Ha ha! My Irish lass survived and you all are scrambling to pretend it is some great victory for you. Wrong. KLC did a grreat job and didn't need your help. Bye...

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