Mail Bag Update 3/26/08
Now, SEE WHAT YOU DID? I am SO sick of this effing douchebag crawling skinnard of a website like yours, one that gets other damn Americans like you to vote for people like Kristy and Dave and Jason. Obviously, all three of them are feffing AWFUL. But... NO you have to come in and make them party along with their damn hair and ponies and whatever David has, nobody even knows. My POOR amanda now left cuz of u freakazoids, and I will miss her hair and the only true rocked in this compy. NOW WHAT? You ruined this show and amanda's life... I say who we should vote for the worst is YOU dammit. You suck
-Emil
what the fuck ! why do you want my info when i register then i log in am i get a pink msg that says i am not authorized to post comments?? thats why i registered so i can post comments. this is as fucked up as american idol !! eat shit punks
-Adam
I DONT F*CKING CARE! EVEN IF SHE HAD AN ALBUM... SO WHAT?!?!? WHAST YOUR PROBLEM?? SHES A GREAT SINGER YOUR STUPID! REALLY STUPID! SHES LIKE THE BEST OF ALL THE GIRLS AND WHO CARES IF SHE HAS AN ALBUM?!?! ATLEAST ALL I KNOW!!!!!! SHES WAAAAAAAAAAAY BETTER THAN YOU! YOUR JEALOUS!!!!!!!!
-Paolo
This website is obviously a very clever way of getting even more people to watch American Idol. They claim to say that Idol "sucks" but they made a specific site for the show, they research information giving contestants more publicity, and then they encourage people to call and "vote for the worst?" I wouldn't be getting so upset, for all you know this site is probably owned by American Idol and they posted it just to encourage more and more people to vote. It makes complete sense, its giving Idol ore publicity because the contestants that arent' so good aren't being voted off as quickly, so more people want to watch to see if "the worst" gets voted off. And if they don't get voted off, it just encourages you to vote more. Clever.
-Niki
ok... what the fuck is your problem?! YOU ALL HAVE NO LIFE! ESPECIALLY YOU DAVE! THE REST OF YOU (who comment this mailbag) ARE ALL FOLLOWERS! I BET IF DAVE NEVER HAD THIS IDEA ALL OF YOU WOULD VOTE FOR WHO YOU THINK IS THE BEST INSTEAD OF TRYING TO RUIN THE BEST PERSON'S DREAMS! YOU ALL HAVE NO LIFE! ADMIT IT! NONE OF YOU HAVE ANY LIFE TO LIVE SO YOU TRY TO DESTROY OTHERS' LIVES TO MAKE YOURS BETTER!
1. IF YOU DON'T LIKE AMERICAN IDOL DON'T FUCKING WATCH IT! ITS THAT SIMPLE RETARDS!
2. YOU MAY NOT TAKE AMERICAN IDOL SERIOUSLY BUT OTHER PEOPLE MIGHT! YOUR NOT THE ONLY LIVING THINGS IN THE UNIVERSE!
3. STOP PICKING ON DAVID HERNANDEZ! ITS NOT A PROBLEM IF HE IS GAY OR NOT SO LEAVE HIM THE FUCK ALONE!
4. WHY DON'T YOU JUST DELETE THIS SITE! EVERYONE HATES YOU!
-Dalton
So, now that your "votefortheworst" shananigan isnt working, you need help. Asking people to vote, just to get an idea of who should be the worst pick. Did you ever stop to think that maybe they are all great singers this year? Kristi is a great pick for vote for the worst, becuz she is a great singer and she needs the votes. You are only helping her fans. She just hasnt been able to pick the right songs. Even without your help, i would say she would make it to sixth place. And I hope Syesha, Carly and David Cook go out before her. And I am so glad Amanda didnt make the top ten. I would not go to The American Idol concert to watch her sing. David Archuleta will be the next American Idol, no matter how you try to change that. And by the way at this point they are all winners. I say our votes to your votes is about a 30 to 1. You don;t stand a chance this year. GIVE IT UP. P.S. So much for helping Danny Noriega out. He was a great singer. One of the best in the group.
-Jo Ann
I think it's pretty funny that this year you don't really have any BAD singers for this stupid website of yours. THey are all good, none of them are truly BAD at anything. You need to realize that EVEN if the best doesn't win........they end up making something with their voices. Some are better off not having the grueling aftermath of AI to worry about. So have fun with your site.
-Billie
I love it! Your latest conquest is gone! I am hoping that finally people are realizing they have there own brains, and don't need to be following a loser like you!
-Ellen
HEY LOSER DAVE and the rest of you fags you need to get a life trying to mess up good singers and helping the worst what a life you got LOL. you guys are so lame thinking SOMEONE like ace young will ever email you come on get a life . HEY DAVE ARE WHAT LOSER RUNS THIS SITE GO TO HELL . Amanda will go soon so get ready for someone new CRACKHEADS . ALL YOU FUCKING FOOLS NEED TO GET YOUR ASS KICK . FROM some one that can kick it .
-Ace
i've been a supporter since day one but its really not working so i give up. you should too and move on with your life! there are better things to do.
-Crolke3
How dare you put me first on your website I DIDNT GIVE YOU PERMISSION and because you posted my name it is illegal! take it down right now or you going to be in BIG trouble with the POLICE! TAKE IT DOWN OR IM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE COPS!!
-J. Sebastian
Hi Dave,and thanks for still being there for us worsters!! It's been awhile since I've checked in, but I'm glad to see things here are just as menacing as ever! :)
All I can say is, God Bless the Mailbag!! Just when I thought I've read it all~That said, my condolances on the untimely dismissal of our current pick. I was so hoping to hear the Janice-wannabe butcher "Me and Bobby McGee" wearing only a Steppenwolf T-Shirt while stomping around barefoot in a haze of purple smoke, but alas....
In regards to our Ringers--Thank our lucky stars we have them!!: Who needs amateurs when we have semi-professionals to make fun of!! Nothing says Lovin' like broken, discouraged, desperate "LA proved too much for the man" losers with barely enough money for cab fare, who actually believe they can recapture their Virginity while selling their souls, reputations, and integrity in the process. Now THAT'S what I call Appointment Television!
But I have to say, I haven't had this much fun in a long time. All my 11 year old wants to know is how Jason washes his 'hair', while my five year old keeps asking me 'how come Simon and Ryan just don't say how much they really love each other.' The only bad thing is, my 15 year old is starting to sour on the The Beatles, but I told her to stay strong, put on "Sgt. Pepper..", and forget she ever heard Michael John's version of "A Day in The Life".
But we worsters know; none of that really matters. Regardless of the blood, sweat, and tears; I'll be watching. Wild Cockroaches couldn't drag me away from this pile o' crap!
Thanks again Dave: And to all my fellow Worsters: Gladiators, I salute you!!
-Helene
I think what you are doing is ridiculous. Why would you want to keep hearing rotten singers sing week after week? What a childish idea….. Grow up!
-Pamela
I just want to tell you that your website helps me get through the work week. Honestly though, the most entertaining part of the site is the ignorant people who send the “hate” comments. All of those people preach about how wonderful the contestants are and how they deserve to have their dreams come true. Then they follow that up with dropping the f word a hundred times and wishing death upon you. People need to stop getting so wrapped up in this reality tv crap. There is nothing reality about it…the “amateurs” on the show are already picked by the producers and will be groomed on the show in order to receive the highest amount of votes. The show, not America, chooses who they want to win and go on to have a cd produced, written, and vocally enhanced by the record company, I think it is funny when Seacrest reveals how many votes all of the contestants received on results night. He will say 6 million people called in to vote even though you and I know one person can vote as many damn times as they want. The part of the show that sickens me the most is the “Idol Gives Back” night. Sure they advertise it as a moment of charity, but that’s where all the power hungry celebs and money hungry execs feast. There will be endless Ford and Coke commercials and each celebrity will talk about how they want to save the world so you will go see their next movie. Everything has to be publicized, Idol has to mention over and over again that they won an emmy for donating money! Beware intentions of these people, money is the prime motivator. I say vote for the worst contestant. Piss people off and maybe someone will take a look at their pitiful life and see things need to change. I think if someone is deserving of fame, money, and a “better” lifestyle, then they will work their way to it regardless of a tv game show. Hope this lightens up your day for once.
-Mike
That is amazing how you guys have the power to decide who gets kicked off. I mean, you guys had a message to kick Amanda off tonight, and it happened! Great job! LOL, actually you guys are completely ate up with yourselves. Yep, Taylor Hicks won because of you guys.... lol. Sure he did..
-T. Johnson
Hello- I am a huge fan of American Idol, I have watched it since almost the beginning and I still love the show. But I also have become a huge fan of vote for the worst. I LOVE YOU GUYS! I love reading up on the latest dirt about the contestants which you guys always have long before anyone else lol. And I also think your site keeps things in perspective-the show is just that- a show. Its entertainment bottom line and I think you guys sure as hell make it more entertaining. I mean, imagine where the show would be without Amanda-it would be SOOOO boring. You guys arent stealing people's dreams or ruining their lives-you are just making the show a lot more fun and interesting. I love the jokes about the contestants and info about how the show is rigged which it surely is. I for one could care less - people need to loosen up - you go VFTW- keep us informed and keep AI grounded! love you guys!
-Amy
__________________________

No! Niki and Dalton (the latter of whom's arguments are only MORE persuasive because they are in all caps), curse you for shattering my insulated world.
I see it all now - I am a mean, retarded follower of Dave who, in turn, is one of the creators of American Idol who only developed this site to generate more money and more publicity for himself and his show.
It is a sad day, but there is no going back now. The Wizard of Oz's curtain has been pulled away by mailbag lunatics.
I find it amusing that they spend time to write these.
Don't like VFTW?
DON'T COME HERE. Simple as that.
Dumbasses.
I love it.
"what the fuck ! why do you want my info when i register then i log in am i get a pink msg that says i am not authorized to post comments?? thats why i registered so i can post comments. this is as fucked up as american idol !! eat shit punks
-Adam"
I rather not eat shit. Shit kind of smells, and I assume, tastes horrible.
__________________________Why not eat it, and tell me how it tastes?
CI6 = Permanent VFTW Victory!
so i herd u liek mudkipz?
98% of angry commenters know where their caps lock is. But only 3% of angry commenters know what spell check is. And about 5% know the difference between their and there.
__________________________Idol recaps and inane pop culture ramblings - http://thepopeye.blogspot.com
Now, SEE WHAT YOU DID? I am SO sick of this effing douchebag crawling skinnard of a website like yours, one that gets other damn Americans like you to vote for people like Kristy and Dave and Jason. Obviously, all three of them are feffing AWFUL. But... NO you have to come in and make them party along with their damn hair and ponies and whatever David has, nobody even knows. My POOR amanda now left cuz of u freakazoids, and I will miss her hair and the only true rocked in this compy. NOW WHAT? You ruined this show and amanda's life... I say who we should vote for the worst is YOU dammit. You suck
__________________________-Emil
Uhhhh Emil, we WERE voting for Amanda. Us 'damn Americans'.
MyBowlAd - MySuperAd - IdleTard
[size=9]H
"Now, SEE WHAT YOU DID? I am SO sick of this effing douchebag crawling skinnard of a website like yours, one that gets other damn Americans like you to vote for people like Kristy and Dave and Jason."
OMG. Not only are we being brainwashed by Dave, but now we're voting for him too? And to add onto that, he's a secret producer of American Idol?
Oh, what a conspiracy this is turning out to be!
Thank you, dear mail bag, for opening my eyes to the truth.
And Emil, we actually did vote for Chile, you know.
Where in the world have you been?
2 people in this mailbag think the singers this year are great and that we don't have a pick. Losers, you don't understand diddlysquat. Dumb as 2 posts, the two of you.
There is always a worst. Always someone who does not make the phys ed top team. Remember playing dodge ball in high school? ( Or for those of you still in high school, pay attention to this next gym class) When the 2 most popular jocks in the class get picked as the team leaders, they can pick their teams. They do not stop selecting until the last pair are standing there, feeling like they are the biggest losers in the class, probably smart as hell and really great people but physically a team liability.
One of those two is always less desirable or more entertaining than another. One farts when they throw, the other cries every time they get hit with the red ball. Which one is "worst"?
So in this case, you are one of the team leaders. You have to choose one, the other team gets the bigger loser. Who you gonna choose?
VFTW IS Dodge ball bitches! Get used to it. We pick the least team ortiented player and cheer them on in AI dodgeball!
Magooish
__________________________MyBowlAd
Those who would give up essential Liberty to purchase a little temporary Safety deser-- Ooh! PUPPIES!!
Um, if VFTW didn't exist I'd spend my two 2 hours a week playing Super Mario Bros. So I'd still be ruining dreams, but instead the dreams of Bowser and his soldiers. __________________________
MyBowlAd
effing...skinnard...feffing...freakazoids...compy.
-Emil
What language is this, anyway? You kids today and your hip lingo.
what the fuck ! why do you want my info when i register then i log in am i get a pink msg that says i am not authorized to post comments?? thats why i registered so i can post comments. this is as fucked up as american idol !! eat shit punks
-Adam
Blaaaaaarghh! Stupid intarwebs! No matter how hard I hit my monitor or how loud I yell, it still doesn't work the way I want it to. Fuck you, internets!
I DONT F*CKING CARE! EVEN IF SHE HAD AN ALBUM... SO WHAT?!?!? WHAST YOUR PROBLEM?? SHES A GREAT SINGER YOUR STUPID! REALLY STUPID! SHES LIKE THE BEST OF ALL THE GIRLS AND WHO CARES IF SHE HAS AN ALBUM?!?! ATLEAST ALL I KNOW!!!!!! SHES WAAAAAAAAAAAY BETTER THAN YOU! YOUR JEALOUS!!!!!!!!
-Paolo
So, like, um, who are we talking about here?
I think it's pretty funny that this year you don't really have any BAD singers for this stupid website of yours. THey are all good, none of them are truly BAD at anything.
-Billie
What show is this person watching? None of them are bad at anything? Let's see, David Cook is bad at not having a combover, Jason Castro is bad at not smoking weed, Archuleta is bad at being tall, Ramiele is bad at walking and chewing gum at the same time, Kristy is bad at singing, Carly is bad at selling albums, Michael Johns is bad at impersonating Freddie Mercury,Chikezie is bad at the harmonica, Syesha is bad at having small boobs, and Brooke White is bad at eating a cheeseburger.
Kristi is a great pick for vote for the worst, becuz she is a great singer and she needs the votes. You are only helping her fans. She just hasnt been able to pick the right songs. Even without your help, i would say she would make it to sixth place.
-JoAnn
Paula Abdul, is that you? Lay off the sauce, sweet buns.
I think what you are doing is ridiculous. Why would you want to keep hearing rotten singers sing week after week? What a childish idea….. Grow up!
-Pamela
She's right. Why would I want to keep hearing rotten singers sing week after week? Guess I should stop watching Idol.
That is amazing how you guys have the power to decide who gets kicked off. I mean, you guys had a message to kick Amanda off tonight, and it happened! Great job! LOL, actually you guys are completely ate up with yourselves. Yep, Taylor Hicks won because of you guys.... lol. Sure he did..
-T. Johnson
My sarcasm detector is reporting a minor blip, but my douchebag detector is going crazy!
Amanda will go soon so get ready for someone new CRACKHEADS .
-Ace
Fantasia Barrino is coming back to the show?
How dare you put me first on your website I DIDNT GIVE YOU PERMISSION and because you posted my name it is illegal! take it down right now or you going to be in BIG trouble with the POLICE! TAKE IT DOWN OR IM GOING TO REPORT YOU TO THE COPS!!
-J. Sebastian
I could probably recommend a good attorney for your lawsuite. His name's Phineas J. Turtlebottom, and he's totally a lawyer.
__________________________http://notbaio.wordpress.com
I was in the Mail Bag last week, now I feel a need to respond to some of my esteemed fellow correspondents this time around:
To Emil:
Just what is a "crawling skinnard"? Who told you to vote for Dave and Jason? How exactly did we make Amanda leave? By voting for her? Where is this party "with the damn hair and ponies," I'd like to go. Wait, your post has to be a joke, right? Damn good impression of a illiterate raving lunatic!
Dalton: "THE REST OF YOU (who comment this mailbag) ARE ALL FOLLOWERS!"
Dave, how should I respond to this?
"I BET IF DAVE NEVER HAD THIS IDEA ALL OF YOU WOULD VOTE FOR WHO YOU THINK IS THE BEST INSTEAD OF TRYING TO RUIN THE BEST PERSON'S DREAMS!"
How DO we vote to "ruin the best person's dreams"? I can never find the phone number for that option!
"YOUR NOT THE ONLY LIVING THINGS IN THE UNIVERSE!"
True. David Cook's baby picture is proof of alien life.
"Did you ever stop to think that maybe they are all great singers this year?" - Jo Ann
No. I'll do it right now. ... OK, they suck.
"Why would you want to keep hearing rotten singers sing week after week?" - Pamela
Whether or not we want it, isn't that what we're getting?
To J. Sebastian: PLEASE don't tell the police I just used your name without permission.
Haha, foolish little clones.
Dude, they helped Amanda stay on the show, but face it, she was just too good for Idol, and she is a very talanted singer, and she'll make a good career out of this.
...
Who are you talking about? If it's Carly, then I like her, if it's Kristy, then you're dead wrong.
Taylor Hicks did win because of VFTW. Who the hell would vote for him otherwise?