Vote for Kristy Lee Cook!

Posted by thefunnystone on March 20th, 2008 at 6:12 PM
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Kristy Lee Cook is the new VFTW pick! Why? Well even we all hate the lying horse-selling skank who can't sing. And she's definitely musical wallpaper. Since our picks have been going home, we decided to pick her to ensure that the producers send her home in 10th place. We'll get to vote for her and have fun, but make sure she goes home as a hilarious twist. And if she stays? That'd be just as funny, as she's terrible and someone better would go home. So it's win-win. Either Kristy goes home because we've cursed her, since so many people hate her confederate flag posing, planty, lying ways. Or Kristy stays and we all laugh about it. We can't lose! Either way, it's going to be a hilarious week, so vote for Kristy.

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ThePieMan
Posted: March 24, 2008 - 9:31am
Joined: 06 Mar 2008

Damn, Coder, your good.
If we can get CarlyPlant out this week...
Wow. :D
Didn't think of it that way.

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<3 Megan.

pgasser
Posted: March 24, 2008 - 9:41am
Joined: 03 Apr 2007

Kristy is not marketable because she is awful - Have you heard her sing anything that sounded good at all. The only thing that was marketable was America the Beautiful and still sucked. I'd like to see go further than the infamous Scott Sabol!!!

tantrum
Posted: March 24, 2008 - 9:58am
Joined: 29 Feb 2008

They might actually keep her until Country night then let her go the following week (the first plant to be out).
So they will throw either Ramiele, Syesha, or Chikezie under the bus next. Unless Michael Johns gets worse (who reached his peak with Bohemian Rhapsody). They only put Carly Shitson in the bottom 3 for dramatic effect. Randy will commit hara-kiri/seppuku if she's taken out that early.

Paverr
Posted: March 24, 2008 - 10:15am
Joined: 09 Mar 2008

yeahhhh.... Kristy you deserve the support of VFTW.... You're beautiful and you can stay in AI as long as you want.... THE BEAUTIFUL KRISTY FOR AMERICAN IDOL.... and David A. in second place.....

Jacuzzi OUT OUT OUT

tommy2
Posted: March 25, 2008 - 11:04am
Joined: 22 Feb 2008

OK, I'm getting this Kristy thing ... tagging her with the worst title is worth it ... I'm not sure that this site generates a huge swell of votes but many more people know who was picked here so thats funny and has an impact.

Her 8 days a week was hilarious with the bumble bee violins rushing her along.

I'm still going to cast votes for chickeze because I like him but I'll vote for kkk too for the vftw angle. Maybe someone else will get the axe.

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yasmine
Posted: March 25, 2008 - 11:42pm
Joined: 25 Mar 2008

Did anyone notice the two braids on her forehead... sort of a giant grass hopper antenna.... a patriotic one nonetheless..

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Be Nice to america or we will be bring democracy to your country... and Kristy .