Vote for Kristy Lee Cook!

Posted by thefunnystone on March 20th, 2008 at 6:12 PM
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Kristy Lee Cook is the new VFTW pick! Why? Well even we all hate the lying horse-selling skank who can't sing. And she's definitely musical wallpaper. Since our picks have been going home, we decided to pick her to ensure that the producers send her home in 10th place. We'll get to vote for her and have fun, but make sure she goes home as a hilarious twist. And if she stays? That'd be just as funny, as she's terrible and someone better would go home. So it's win-win. Either Kristy goes home because we've cursed her, since so many people hate her confederate flag posing, planty, lying ways. Or Kristy stays and we all laugh about it. We can't lose! Either way, it's going to be a hilarious week, so vote for Kristy.

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your mother
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 9:40pm
Joined: 13 Mar 2008

I thought..without a doubt...that she was going home the first week and every week after that. You just never know.

dabon8r
Posted: March 22, 2008 - 12:02am
Joined: 06 Mar 2008

OK C'mon...you want to vote for Jason a/k/a Vinnie Barbarino from Welcome Back Kotter.

Jason's first gig after AI will be in the remake of Saturday Night Fever. Then he and Chikeze will play black-suit-clad hitmen in Pulp Fiction 2.

And for a finale, he'll be Danny to Kristy's Sandy in Grease 3. Can't you just hear them singing the duet at the carnival now?

"You better shape up... cuz I need a man..."

Then he'll join a Jamaican arm of the Church of Scientology and work to purge rastafarians of their alien spirit inhabitants.

Don't vote for Kristy - she's just a boring Oregon cracker that had poor judgment in which flag to pose in front of.

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Brat
Posted: March 22, 2008 - 9:41am
Joined: 22 Mar 2008

As Simon kept reminding contestants in the show. It's a singing competition. Chikeze may look like that freak semi-midget Gary Coleman of the 80's show, which makes him ugly. But he can sing better than KKKristy. KKKristy as everyone mentioned, sucks at singing, sucks at choosing the right song, sucks at interpreting the song, and has been annoying the viewers since the last leg of the final 24. Which again makes her a good VFTW material.

Ok so she is hot and can be good porn material but I don't think AI and their loyal fans prefer that over singing capabilities. They want someone who can SING. Sing in tune. Sing and sell records. KKKristy won't be able to do that. That's if she even move past the next elimination. I say let's vote for the Hot Hick and hope she Blows and Sucks.

thefunnystone
Posted: March 22, 2008 - 10:57am
Joined: 20 May 2006

We'll never all decide on the same pick. Which is why we pick ONE person and everyone votes for them. Just do it and we'll vote for Chikezie after Kristy goes home. And if Chikezie goes home first... oh well. Whatevia. No one cares about this show. ;-)

black_rose13
Posted: March 22, 2008 - 12:47pm
Joined: 22 Mar 2008

Kristy Lee sux!!! Vote her off already. I think she should just go bac 2 watevr dark isolated hole she came from. Wats w/ that blonde bobblehead anyways?

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ThePieMan
Posted: March 22, 2008 - 1:21pm
Joined: 06 Mar 2008

If you're going to complain about KKKristy being the VFTW pick, maybe you should leave the site? :D

In all reality, I would hate to see the lying country whore last another week, which is why VFTW should support her. They seem to kick out the people that we support now-a-days...Or embarrassments *cough cough Caden cough cough*.

But, on the other hand, they might just keep her for Dolly Parton/Country week...Ew.

If she stays, I'm going to laugh. Hopefully CuntyPlant goes next week and KKKristy is in the bottom 2 with her. Wouldn't that be amazing?

(I still think Ramiele should be the pick. But, I'll vote for KKK, because I <3 this site.)

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kitsuneshoujo
Posted: March 22, 2008 - 1:46pm
Joined: 30 Mar 2007

KKKristy is POWDERED TOAST BITCH! lol

The funny thing is that they are kicking them out when we pick them! I thought this was a popular vote contest..? *twilight zone music*

keelhaulrose
Posted: March 22, 2008 - 7:02pm
Joined: 24 Apr 2007

I'll acknowledge that this is Dave's site. To do with it as he wishes.

But I'm going to point out a little bit of irony here, then crawl back to my hole. Flame me or whatever you want, but this is what doesn't sit totally right to me about voting for KKKristy.

You put the decision to a vote. There was a winner in that vote. It was not KKKristy. You decided KKKristy is going to be the next VFTWer anyways, because of your personal feelings about her.

Does that sound like the actions of the producers of a certain show we all know?

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sxrsfan55
Posted: March 23, 2008 - 1:08am
Joined: 19 Mar 2008

Enough with the KKK stuff. I don't know where you guys get that crap but just because she sings country music doesn't mean she is a racist redneck. And just because she is on the show doesn't mean she should be criticized that way. The videos they show from her home life shows she is a normal down-to-earth girl.

I'm not sure where you all are from but country music is huge and only growing larger in the US. I'm from Jersey and even here it is getting to be a really big deal. There have been a number of articles in our papers and magazines about the growth of country music.

Brat
Posted: March 23, 2008 - 1:20am
Joined: 22 Mar 2008

^
Good point sxrsfan55. They all show normal videos of the contestants home life. Like David Hernandez was shown as a "normal down-to-earth" "pizza bistro" guy. Was he just that? ;) That's what they do. Now what they do here is make fun of the contestants no matter how "normal down-to-earth" they happen to be.

Country music is indeed growing. But artists who sucks at won't be part of the growth, won't they?