Vote for Kristy Lee Cook!

Posted by thefunnystone on March 20th, 2008 at 6:12 PM
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Kristy Lee Cook is the new VFTW pick! Why? Well even we all hate the lying horse-selling skank who can't sing. And she's definitely musical wallpaper. Since our picks have been going home, we decided to pick her to ensure that the producers send her home in 10th place. We'll get to vote for her and have fun, but make sure she goes home as a hilarious twist. And if she stays? That'd be just as funny, as she's terrible and someone better would go home. So it's win-win. Either Kristy goes home because we've cursed her, since so many people hate her confederate flag posing, planty, lying ways. Or Kristy stays and we all laugh about it. We can't lose! Either way, it's going to be a hilarious week, so vote for Kristy.

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taintedlove
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 2:25pm
Joined: 07 Mar 2008

I will never vote for her, but hopefully this sites' support will lead the judges to boot her off. But if Jason Castro or Chikieze go home over her I will be PISSED!

PiratePoppet
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 3:27pm
Joined: 20 Feb 2008

I was all for Chikezie being our pick, and I 100% didn't want KKKristy, because I can't stand her.
But your approach has changed my mind. This is going to be hilarious.

jedweber
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 4:09pm
Joined: 05 Mar 2008

I voted for Chikezie, but I'll go along with KKK. What the hell, she can't last that long, anyway.

Chikezie's been fun, but he might become more boring as soon as he can retreat into Luther Vandross/cheesy R&B territory. He was forced out of his comfort zone by these theme nights, which might be the reason he took chances with those weird performances. I hope I'm wrong, though, then Chikezie can be the next worst choice.

Baka
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 5:31pm
Joined: 21 Mar 2008

You guys missed the boat on this one.

Sure, KKK is the worst singer...but...and I quote from the ABOUT US section on the home page here...

thefunnystone wrote:
We don't necessarily vote for the worst technical singer

Her horrid singing doesn't matter much when she's as bland as my plain oatmeal this morning. You're all fools if you think the producers would rather have Chikezie over KKK as the winner. KKK can be molded like all the other IBW's out there & made to sound good via heavy studio production. No...what really matters here is who entertains the most while giving the producers & the public the finger.

Who had the gumption to openly mock all the contestants who are playing instruments by soloing on a harmonica with virtually no practice? Who had the sheer nuts to turn a Beatles classic into a ho-down-worthy bluegrass romp...TWICE? Who clearly doesn't give a crap what the judges think & marches to his/her own beat?

That, my friends, is Jacuzzi.

sanjayaisasuperstar
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 5:37pm
Joined: 19 Apr 2007

Ditto. Shouldn't support any of the plants unless all the real contestants are gone. That said, I would've picked heifer as the first plant for VFTW--piss everyone off.

rpc717
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 5:39pm
Joined: 20 Apr 2007

Baka makes good points, except that the correct pick is Jason. He's goofy and entertaining, but is NOT a good singer and would make an atrocious album. He'd be a much more fun pick than Kristy. Chikezie actually has the potential to put out a good album.

Baka
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 5:55pm
Joined: 21 Mar 2008

I can see your points on Jason, however I think he's too popular/pretty to really get behind once it's all said & done.

The public at large eats this guy up & his stuff sells well on iTunes. Even though he's goofy & not a great singer, protools would enable him to put out a successful album amongst the tweens. Hey, if people buy Jonas Brothers albums, they'd buy Jason's. The producers could do MUCH worse than having him win.

nXs
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 6:42pm
Joined: 06 Mar 2008

I agree with you Baka. A big part of this is to keep the ones with the most entertainment/shock value. You're dead on--she's one of the worst singers but she can be marketed heavily. Some people here have said that the plus of keeping her around is that she's "hot." Uh ok so does that mean we should vote for all the pretty boys and semi hot chicks? Totally losing focus here.

RavenSymoneDark
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 8:45pm
Joined: 27 Dec 2007

I also agree with Baka KKKristy goes against what we used to stand for. I for one will not be voting for her, way too marketable and country fans are loyal so she will definatly be around for awhile even if we didnt support her. Chikezie on the other hand is entertaining and has no hope in hell of winning this thing. Never mind having a career in front of him, his just too crappy a singer. Plus we all voted in your poll and Chikezie won so obviously this is the person that the majority of people would vote for. The more people that say they'll vote for a person the better our chances, which right now are not good this year. Well I'll still support you guys but I'm off the voting wagon for now.

Megan.
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 9:16pm
Joined: 06 Mar 2008

True, but the show has gotten her name out there. She probably has like, 1 or 2 fans out there somewhere that would buy her album.