Vote for Kristy Lee Cook!

Posted by thefunnystone on March 20th, 2008 at 6:12 PM
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Kristy Lee Cook is the new VFTW pick! Why? Well even we all hate the lying horse-selling skank who can't sing. And she's definitely musical wallpaper. Since our picks have been going home, we decided to pick her to ensure that the producers send her home in 10th place. We'll get to vote for her and have fun, but make sure she goes home as a hilarious twist. And if she stays? That'd be just as funny, as she's terrible and someone better would go home. So it's win-win. Either Kristy goes home because we've cursed her, since so many people hate her confederate flag posing, planty, lying ways. Or Kristy stays and we all laugh about it. We can't lose! Either way, it's going to be a hilarious week, so vote for Kristy.

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Bengali1
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 10:20am
Joined: 29 Mar 2007

Sorry I can't back you guys up on this one. You lost my 400+ votes.

But I will still watch, to witness the tragedy and car wreck that is.......Ammmmmerrrican Idol!

Bengali1
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 10:27am
Joined: 29 Mar 2007

If she is truely the "WORST" then why wasnt she our pick from the begining?

Were we not just bashing her a few weeks ago? Calling her a racist? Who wants to vote fro a racist? not me.

This site looses credibility every week.

I miss the old days when we truely voted for the worst.

Now we just flip flop from contestant to contestant.

sad really.

your mother
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 10:35am
Joined: 13 Mar 2008

While deep down I disagree with this choice I will support it just to see how fancy she can make a jean and tank top combo. There must be a limit.

For the record...I live in Seattle and have spent a lot of time in Oregon and have not heard one person sound a hickish as her. I loathe.

disclaimer: I realize that "hickish" is not word so save your breath.

ellpee
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 10:52am
Joined: 20 Mar 2008

We should vote for KLC... mostly because she shouted how well she can blow Simon!

After she goes, can we please choose Rama-lama-ding-dong as the next worster? She's a pathetic little twit!

kirasaffron
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 11:55am
Joined: 19 Mar 2008

I'm not going to vote for her. She'll probably get voted off next week, anyway. her favorite quote on the idol website: "Rope it, ride it, wrestle it, cowgirl it."

doubleDdog09
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 11:59am
Joined: 17 Jan 2008

i honestly think that kristy is wrong for vote for the worst. i think that it was pointless to pick her cause she is without a doubt going home next week. i honestly think you guys should have picked Chikeze because, even though i think he is a good singer, he can be obnoxious sometimes. not just with his attitude (making fun of simon's charcoal-colored t-shirts he wears all the time), but he can also kinda be like that stupid drunk-ass soul-poatrol-wannabe that shouldn't have won, taylor hicks, sometimes.

Dr. Doogie
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 12:29pm
Joined: 02 May 2007

I agree that the cariacture for KKKristy is too tame. She should be in full Klan Robe with Confederate Flag AND burning cross in the background. And she should be on her knees ready to blow either Simon's socks off or that damn horse of hers.

As I always say, if you cannot laugh at racist/Nazi beastiality cartoons, then you have no sense of humor.

blacklist07
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 12:36pm
Joined: 21 Mar 2008

I Can't agree more!!! she's the worst singer ever!!

Crumpledstiltskin
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 1:42pm
Joined: 07 Mar 2008

I agree. Vote for KKKristy.
As has been said before, there's no way we can lose with this one.
She is so annoying - not to mention fucking awful.
I bet her horse is glad she sold him.
I'd rather be in a bottle of glue than have to deal with the "twat of twang"
VFTW !

Crumpledstiltskin
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 1:50pm
Joined: 07 Mar 2008

BTW, her visage on the toast = priceless!