Vote for Kristy Lee Cook!

Posted by thefunnystone on March 20th, 2008 at 6:12 PM
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Kristy Lee Cook is the new VFTW pick! Why? Well even we all hate the lying horse-selling skank who can't sing. And she's definitely musical wallpaper. Since our picks have been going home, we decided to pick her to ensure that the producers send her home in 10th place. We'll get to vote for her and have fun, but make sure she goes home as a hilarious twist. And if she stays? That'd be just as funny, as she's terrible and someone better would go home. So it's win-win. Either Kristy goes home because we've cursed her, since so many people hate her confederate flag posing, planty, lying ways. Or Kristy stays and we all laugh about it. We can't lose! Either way, it's going to be a hilarious week, so vote for Kristy.

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letemily
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 7:16am
Joined: 19 Mar 2008

I'm definitely with you on the Chikezie-voting. I liked him ever since he said nice things about Danny.

runuts251
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 7:30am
Joined: 07 Jun 2006

If this is Dave's final answer, then I will vote for the skank! And it's true, she is the worst singer so why not?

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WHAT THA HECK
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 8:33am
Joined: 06 Mar 2008

I don't know bout you guy's... but KKKristy's frekin HOT! Well she's hot in ah sticky horse glue... lyin... racist...blowing Simon's socks off kinda way. I bet Simon's got some glue of his own that he'd be happy to let her use for her musical wallpaper!
Hey... maybe they could make a mural together and then drive around Hollywood in his new million dollar car to promote it.
Here's our new mural Mr. art gallery person... we made it with our own special glue... oh and by the way... here's a stack of KKKKristy's new hit single... Sniffing tha glue while blowin yer socks off.

Ever notice... when it rain's... everything get's wet!

kitsuneshoujo
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 8:34am
Joined: 30 Mar 2007

With all this KKKristy stuff, I expected to see a burning cross or a swastika on her forehead or something with her caricature at the top!

*disappointed poster is disappointed*

Sue41q
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 9:29am
Joined: 20 Apr 2007

I think you should being trying to pick someone who you really have a shot at keeping on the show. Kristy has been in the bottom 3 every week so it is just a matter of time before she leaves. Besides everyone you pick gets voted off. Your track record is not that good this time.
I was glad to see Danny and Amanda go. I couldn't watch either one of them anymore. I Think David deserved one more week and Kristy should have gone that week.
As for everyone talking about the contract she had and she didn't make it then....well that describes have of the idols left.
PS. I want to see Chickeze stay a while!!!!!

rickyrat
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 9:44am
Joined: 27 Mar 2007

This should be your first one in the mailbag, Dave.

conundrumbombs
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 9:46am
Joined: 01 Jun 2007

The track record for this season isn't as good because there is so much dissention. If we want to keep anyone around, we need to unite together. KKKristy is the official worster pick. Whether you like or not, vote for her. The judges hate her and that's enough for me.

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mari444
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 9:54am
Joined: 14 Feb 2008

KKKristy Lee Cook = Racist
American Idol = Racist
Kristy Lee Cook = American Idol(no way)

but I agree that we should vote for her since she is a unwatered plant who isn't as pimped as the other plants PLUS she sucks as hell!!!
Go Horse Seller!!!

sanjifan
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 9:56am
Joined: 11 Apr 2007

Ok will do, but not as enthusiastically as my "chile"

badmammerjammer
Posted: March 21, 2008 - 10:04am
Joined: 22 May 2006

Yehaw!

Man I hate that skank.