Vote for Kristy Lee Cook!

I will have to get totally wasted to vote for her. I have a full bottle of Ho-down moonshine,so Kristy will get my votes.

Hey, I laughed hard at Kristy's 8 days massacre (instantly making her VFTW pick-worthy), but no one can touch Sanjaya, he alone got the 2 most entertaining performances ever.

I was originally not going to vote for KKK, but I was almost outted at work as a worster, and the other person hated Amanda (who I L-O-V-E) and also hates KKK. And this will be the only time in my life when I would ever vote for something called "KKK".

Wow are you serious? I want to watch her for another week as much as I need my ass stapled to a burning building.

I'm so happy about this. Some people want Chikezie and I can see the logic because, yeah, he's fun, but he's also been well, good. The judges have given him good marks mostly.

Kristy, well, she may be a plant but even the judges can't help her. It's a miracle that she's got this far. Every week she stays on is another glorious country trainwreck.

Let's look at the ledger:

Pros:
Kinda hot (I think)
Majorly skanky (irrefutable)
Can't sing for crap (also irrefutable)
Sings everything in the same crappy style
Judges ALWAYS pan her

Cons:
Was a plant (Does it still count as being a plant if the judges hate you? I say no.)
She's a horrible person (The point is not to vote for who deserves our support as a person it's to fuck with AI. Voting for Kristy best accomplishes that.

The pros more than outweigh the cons.

I love you guys. You all are so awesome!!!!!!!!!! My pick was either the lousy malicious plant head Carly with teeth so big, even if she tried to file them down with the edge of a train track that wouldn't even make a dent in them, or KKKristy was next of course. I thought we should choose someone that we could laugh at either way just to have fun with it, because this show sucks big time. It's not a show anymore, I don't even know how something this retarded still gets air time on television. Even if Kristy does go home this next week, at least we can have fun while it lasts with her. I can't even watch AI anymore, I found myself yawning constantly over and over it was so effing boring from beginning to end. I'm glad we have a pick again so we can torment the rest of those losers out there who actually take this idiotic show seriously. Now, before KKKristy gets sent back home to start shoveling out horse manure from the barn again, let's do all we can now people to keep her in for the laughs.

I've disliked her from the moment I first seen her on the show. That girl is cockier and has more pompous ego than most anyone I've ever seen on the show. When she does get booted off, and she will, don't expect her to care. She's a legend in her own mind, truly the definition of skanky bimbo in my humble opinion.

Where is her caricature's Klan outfit? Not even a confederate flag? So disappointing.

I'm going to bed 4:20 a.m.) and the thought that half of those fake ass fucks are still on that show and Amanda is not has me fucken sick!! I will vote for her (KKK). Oh yeah.... this is just a guess... but! If I were to really... really guess I would GUESS that KKKristy carries a switch blade all the time! A crime in Cali.... hmmmm if she was busted would Amanda be called back? Oh fuck it.... like I said..... just a guess!!

Waiting to make David Gee my bitch!

If anyone continues to whine that Kristy is "too bad" to be VFTW, then I will post your comments in the mail bag for people to make fun of you ;-)