Vote for Kristy Lee Cook!

Posted by thefunnystone on March 20th, 2008 at 6:12 PM
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Kristy Lee Cook is the new VFTW pick! Why? Well even we all hate the lying horse-selling skank who can't sing. And she's definitely musical wallpaper. Since our picks have been going home, we decided to pick her to ensure that the producers send her home in 10th place. We'll get to vote for her and have fun, but make sure she goes home as a hilarious twist. And if she stays? That'd be just as funny, as she's terrible and someone better would go home. So it's win-win. Either Kristy goes home because we've cursed her, since so many people hate her confederate flag posing, planty, lying ways. Or Kristy stays and we all laugh about it. We can't lose! Either way, it's going to be a hilarious week, so vote for Kristy.

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I hate the two-faced, sack of shit, horse dumping bag of crap. But if I could stomach voting for FaFu, I guess I could vote for KKK. Besides, I can't wait to hear her doing bad country versions on Disco night and countryfying Mariah will be the Worst thing since ManBearPig's Jeremy.



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Yeeeehaw! VOTE FOR THE HILLBILLY!



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I agree with nystargate, who wrote in the forum:


"With this lame season, this little entertainment of making fun of the ridiculous Kristy is the best we're gonna get, so let's go for it!"


I'm down....err... ready to vote my socks off on Tuesday!!


KKKristy is the essential protest vote since Danny should have won and since Amanda was given unfair treatment (HOW can she be boring, Simon, when every week we get 12 sucky performances and she was the only fun one???). Every week I look forward to what KKKristy is going to do next (I'm so glad she's FINALLY getting over that bronchitis. . . now, she's ready B-L-O-W!!!!)



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		







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					Posted: March 20, 2008 - 8:47pm
					  
				

			

				





		
			
			
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Nah.  Bad move supporting her.  I won't.  All the plants need to go including her. She is a plant and had a contract and was dropped.  Why?  I think we've seen why.  Wake up people.  VFTW needs to go for the REAL underdog.



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		







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Too marketable?  There is a reason her previous deals haven't worked out and that reason has been on display week after week after week.  She has truly earned her turn as Worst.



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I will, but only because I love you motherfuckers.  Please make Chikezie a backup!  o_O


I can only hope for another godawful butchering of something really special and dear to American hearts.  



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Everyone who says they will not vote for Kristy because she is too bad is an idiot and must immediately leave the site. ;-) Did you miss the "worst" in "Vote for the worst"?


Vote for Kristy!



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		







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Why so much dissention? She's obviously the worst by a country mile (which is saying a lot given this group), and plant or not the judges are already sick of her. Dave's reasoning in the blurb makes sense to; we can't lose in this situation, because either we laugh at her going home or laugh at her staying. 



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		







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This site is called fvote for the WORST.  Kristy is by far the WORST.  It is an obvious choice.  The fact that even you hate her makes it even funnier to vote for her.  Obviously her former contracts failed because she is not any good.  I still say that her version of 8 Days a Week was probably the WORST performance EVER on this show.  Not even Sanjaya was every that bad!



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		







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Disappointments, disappointments, disappointments..


I'm not voting for Kristy.



				

				

					
				

			

				




		
		
			 
		





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